I made the announcement at my great aunts funeral, and everyone gasped and thought it was inappropriate, my 91 yr old grandma actually fainted and my 6 yr old nephew had an asthma attack. Well as for the pastor, he rebuked me, and started speaking in strange tongues, I'm not sure, but I think he was revealing the secret recipe to his homemade vanilla ice cream. Anyway, I saw my dear old arthritic parents sneaking out on their hands and knees(actually they were being dragged out by my panic-stricken brother in his motorized wheelchair) and I'm pretty certain that there was an old lady grabbing at her chest and frantically fumbling through her purse for her heart medication. Oh! I almost forgot, my perverted old Uncle Luther(not really my uncle, just one of my pops old Korean War drinking buddies)gave me two thumbs up and a high five. I guess my family wasn't as psyched about seeing my cock as I thought they would be. My bad.
Family maybe, wife has seen the site by accident - oops didn't clear the ipad before she grabbed it.
Wife took the ipad on a girls weekend. I cleared the history but didn't clear safari google search. Her girlfriend had it is the back seat using the 3G. I found several new favorites and comments I didn't make on some pics. I unfortunately left it logged into SYD.
Wife didn't give me crap but her friend did poking at my secret life. She caught her long time 13 years boyfriend cheating on her and discussed his secret life with me, not my wife. I guess she wanted to understand.
My sister walked in the room as I was jacking off to some pics here... She wanted to know what the site's all about, so I showed her. She then asked me to teach her how to deepthroat because her bf wanted it... so i did!
Nope! This is a private thing for most all here. I am just glad there is a site like this where you can express yourself and show what you have as you so desire!
Wife took the ipad on a girls weekend. I cleared the history but didn't clear safari google search. Her girlfriend had it is the back seat using the 3G. I found several new favorites and comments I didn't make on some pics. I unfortunately left it logged into SYD.
Wife didn't give me crap but her friend did poking at my secret life. She caught her long time 13 years boyfriend cheating on her and discussed his secret life with me, not my wife. I guess she wanted to understand.
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