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Naughty New Nursery Rhyme

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Started by #297 [Ignore] 27,May,09 15:33
Okay..I do not claim to be a original one..I just found it on another porn site....

Ba Ba Bastard have you any kids?

Yes Sir, Yes Sir, 3 damn kids.
1 from my neighbour,
1 from my maid and
1 from the prostitute who never got paid!
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By #364662 10,Jul,22 02:50
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping the cum off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!"


By biggg [Ignore] 09,Jul,22 12:50 other posts 
There was a young man from Devizes, whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small it was no ball at all, but the other won several prizes


By smplcsms [Ignore] 09,Jul,22 12:23 other posts 
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Her knickers all tattered and torn. It wasn't a spider That sat down beside her, but Little Boy Blue with his clarinet.


By smplcsms [Ignore] 09,Jul,22 12:21 other posts 
Little Boy Blue, Come blow up your horn! The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn! Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with Little B-Peep!


By hogweed [Ignore] 17,Jul,09 07:58 other posts 
There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said "that last shag was delicious" ....
"But next time you cum"
"Can u cum up my bum"
"Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!"


By hogweed [Ignore] 17,Jul,09 07:55 other posts 
There was a young woman from Crewe,
Who said, as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is slicker,
Much quicker and thicker,
and 12 inches longer than you.


By hogweed [Ignore] 05,Jul,09 14:17 other posts 
There was a young lady called Moores,
Who's pussy was covered in sores,
All the dogs in the street,
Loved to sniff the green meat,
As it hung down in festoons from her drawers.


By hogweed [Ignore] 05,Jul,09 09:46 other posts 
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who took a pig to field to fuck it,
Said the pig with a sneer,
Get away from my rear,
Come round the front and I'll suck it.


By hogweed [Ignore] 04,Jul,09 20:40 other posts 
Try this one;

There was a young lady from Lymm,
Who had an enormous quim,
But it wasn't the size
That attracted the flies,
It was the chrystalized cum round the rim.


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