I was 12 or 13ish. I masturbated while sharing a bed with my sleeping grandmother. Lol,its so messed up but true

In a math lesson at my all boys school. Another boy and I got interested in each other. His desk was in front of mine and we were right against the wall. We found we could reach round and feel each other’s cocks in the class without teacher or anyone else seeing. We regularly unzipped and stroked the hard ridge of each others cock off to a cum through our briefs. I guess we did that because we were sex crazed at that age.

In 6th grade I was playing with my cock throuh my pocket. I kept rubbing my head and sure enough it happened creamed my underwear good. A real sticky mess. Had to excuse myself to use the bathroom and try to clean up myself

In a disco,they played cum on Eileen and we got thrown out

Probably the weirdest place was in my second grade class. It was so boring and rubbing my foreskin in my pocket felt so good. I didn't even know what it was at the time.

Near a busy highway, when it was getting dark, but people could still see me, all those cars...

I could write a long list of places. I've always have gotten a big thrill out of masturbating in odd, risky and semi public places.

In airplane, bus, my car while driving.

I jerked off in a state park a few days ago. Lots of fun, great views:

Airplane,park,work bathroom, strip joint,woods,on the deck

a graveyard is good place to have sex i loved it LL xxx

Wow, so many places: in the sauna at gym, showers at gym, while out on hikes and on Mtb rides, on beaches (nude and normal beaches), airplane toilets and once in a very empty business class in my seat without a blanket on top of me. In my office (finished in the bathroom and left my cum on the wall), mall bathrooms, outside in my garden, while driving, at a urinal at a rest stop ( nearly got caught)

elevator in office building, I didn't push the emergency stop, two floors both up and down for about five minutes. YO, if you cant see them, are the security cams there? I didn't see or care. almost got caught, Had to pull shirt down and stand sideways.

Just yesterday I jacked a quick one standing at a urinal at a fruit stand rest stop. Had to bust quick before anyone else walked in. Right after I shot a load another guy walked in and used the urinal next to me. I wonder if he could smell what I just did

The craziest place I ever masturbated was probably a building under construction I was doing a night watch because I work safe and the workers had put pictures of nude women from the penthouse magazine lining the bathroom walls and one night I had my cock so full that I started stroking myself in front of the long minutes photos and I ejaculated on several of the photos ... I imagined myself fucking with his women and cumming inside them ... still today several years later I pass in front of this building which regularly houses offices and I think about this moment.

On my bed in the privacy of my room with the door shut.

Many random outdoor places, on a bus, on a train, at work, at the beach, public showers like pools gyms etc, going naked roller blading around my neighborhood one night and masturbating on someone's front lawn a few blocks away. In a sauna with a nice lady very close who never noticed. On a bench along a bike path totally naked in the middle of the day in front of random woman who seemed concerned but interested.
And so many many more.

School, church, parks,beach, alleys, buses, trains, cars, middle of the street. Just about anywhere.

Sitting on the shitter at test depth on a nuclear submarine SSBN which may or may not have been carrying nuclear missiles

I discovered masturbation & dry orgasms just after my 5th birthday. I also discovered that I could give myself "the special feeling" as I called orgasms back then, VERY easily! A couple minutes of discretely rubbing the sweet-spot through my pants-pocket with a forefinger was all it took for me to reach orgasm. And since I was fully multi-orgasmic in my dry orgasm days, I could do it as many times in a row as I wished! And I did so at every opportunity!

I masturbated to orgasm in the back seat of the car on family trips. I did it at my desk in grade-school. I did it in the public swimming pool. I did it in the back seat of the school bus on class trips. My best friend & I did it together in the bushes while riding our bikes out to his grandpa's farm. Countless public bathrooms, in the water at the local beach, Boy Scout camp-outs, in the woods, you name it.

But the craziest place has to be in church. When I was really young, I usually masturbated to orgasm during every sermon!

After I started ejaculating, I quit doing it in most of those places due to the mess & also because it took me a lot longer to reach orgasm after puberty kicked in. However - as an adult, I have masturbated to orgasm in my car, in a plane, and in the 18-wheeler I used to drive.

If I had to pick the strangest place the one that comes to mind is on stage in high school. I was in a show and I spent half a scene behind the mid-curtain. I really wanted to just be able to say I jerked on stage. So I pulled the front of my pants down and started pullin it. It only took like two minutes to erupt and I just shot it on the floor next to the back curtain.

1 churh. 2 public swimming pool locker room- men's 3 in school restrooms 4 my bedroom even though i have roomates 5pulic park in kc mo 6 in my pics 7 the list goes on here too

Bathroom of a train, on a bench in a park at night

hi, in my recliner with my stepdaughter laying on the couch beside me,i wad under a blanket, but i think she knew!

I've done it everywhere, it's not jerking but the craziest. I was 15 and my girlfriend at the time sucked my dick in the same room as her dad. Like 4foot away that was crazy
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Trust me I was against it,but Fuck me the rush was mad

Walmart. And I wasnt alone.

Driving to work early morning driving in my truck in public toilet while other people in there in back yard at parties pretending to piss at the bar in night clubs up girls ass cracks at concerts on greyhound bus in boat whilst fishing in back of cop car whilst under arrest

i was masturbated in an airplane

In a Church..oh hang on a minute that,s not the wildest or crazy place its the norm

In sort of a reverse answer to this I was over at a buddies house one night when he had to go out and pick something up. I stayed in the kitchen talking through a window to his parents who were in another room about two feet lower. his **** came up behind me and started fondling my cock from behind. i reached around behind me and fingered her to an orgasm all the while trying to carry on a normal conversation with her parents. The kitchen smelt like a fish market.

Aeroplane toilet, friends house (nearly every room), balcony on holiday. Can't think of the rest

There is no way I could even start to remember all the strange places.
My girl recounts one of mine from earlier this year. It was in the parking lot of a busy grocery store. I had her pull her shirt up and I sprayed her tits down nicely. She dropped the shirt back down. The shirt is a this light blue material, when liquids hit it, it gets dark in those wet areas. The shirt is now mostly stiff. She keeps it hanging in the bedroom just for the times I squirt her tits, which is about 4-5 times per week.

A used bookstore, no one there but me and the owner, browsing and strokin

in the gondola at a ski resort.