Thick and stiff...impressive...I hope you had a nice young lady to take care of it for you....

I like being out on the lake kayaking naked except for my PFD. The lake patrol would stop people that were not wearing PFDs so it is a must. I had my beers in my big insulated coffee mug people usually carry cold water in. I developed a pee hose I could pee without getting out of my kayak. My Buddy's wife was my kayaking buddy and she was also a beer drinker and when we stopped on the far side of the lake actually up the stream she would get out and pee in the woods. I would get out and pee too, not putting my bathing suit back on. I always laughed when she peed in her shorts. I told her to take them off to pee. Yeah you just want to see my hairy cunt she told me. Hey it's not like I haven't seen it before.