Gorgeous cock - would love to suck you off.

I've had many dinner parties where the main course has contained at least a dozen loads of fresh and frozen spunk. Loved watching my friends, neighbors, and work colleagues swallowing my filthy cock-slime unknowingly.

If my married neighbor and his straight young brother time their visits right, they'll happily wank over my dinner. They call me a "fucking filthy bastard" but take great delight in watching me eat my food drenched in their spunk.