Did you know it’s possible cum AND fart at the same time? My GF likes when I do that. |
When I feel a big fart coming, I grab and pull one cheek out, it gives the fart a whole new high pitched, treblely rattling sound. It's called a "Cheek Pull Fart". My GF likes when I do that. Try it at your next office meeting or family gathering. |
Is it place you can take your penis to meet and pal around with other penises? Sort of like a playdates for penises? |
Simple and proper grammar might be a good place to start. Oh, and try turning off the CAPS LOCK, people will think you're over 90. |
A couple summers ago my girl and I went skinny dipping at sunset and swam out to an anchored swim raft on Seney Lake. Well, we swim/raced and I won. Climbing up to sit on the raft and let our feet dangle in the water, she gave me my reward and began to suck me. Sucking lead to having sex right out there on the bobbing platform as the sun set and it became dark. Just as I began to launch into my ejaculation - BOOM! - over our heads a massive firework lit up the sky as it exploded! It was the beginning of the firework show for the Seney Lake Days Festival over in nearby Willow River. Talk about timing! |
I have a page full, please enjoy
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Ok, I made a few minor improvements, changed a couple of pictures, please enjoy - Sucking Me
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If you're looking for nice story based, coming of age, erotica, you may really enjoy Kyle's Story
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If your looking for some "get down to business" style, maybe try this:
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Pubes for sure! Just keep the edges of the garden trimmed. Take a look at mine |
Here's what I have between my legs
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I agree with this in that ketchup is not my preference on hot dogs either. Given a choice, I would pick a burger over a hot dog first. Ketchup is better on a burger too... in my opinion. |
How about our warm household feline friends? Do our carnal delights extend to them? In your opinion, of course... |
Strapping Young Lad - Relentless
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Sounds like some loud and fun sex You ought hear me after eating a burger smothered in fried onions, talk about a rootin' tootin' good time |
Well, it's not really me, but still a softie pic I drew this
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