The ultimate truth is that it doesn't fucking matter! You don't need to put a label on your feelings if you don't want to. |
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying at your front step?
Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to the wall? Art. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped in a cage with a tiger? Fucked. |
I used to be cautious about never taking nudes with my face visible, but at a certain point I stopped caring. Everyone who knows me irl already knows I'm a slut anyway. I just hope my grandpa doesn't know about this website. 💀 |
I'm just glad I'm not American. Super scary that they'd rather vote in a racist rapist than a woman. |
I honestly just use Tinder and make it clear I'm in it for sex when I match with people, it's been working for me quite well |
It was earlier this year, I met this really sexy guy on Tinder and we really hit it off on our first date. We didn't move past hand stuff that day, but the chemistry was very real and we quickly planned to meet again. For our next date, he took me to a strip club at my request since I'd just turned legal and wanted to see what it's like. We both got super horned up by the dancers, he asked one of the lovely ladies to dance on me while I lay on the stage because I was too shy to approach her. We were so worked up and also a bit tipsy by the time we got back to our hotel room. The sex was just so passionate. I feel bad for the people staying in the adjacent rooms. He gave the best head EVER. We had a free use agreement for the night and I woke up several times to him fucking me, then pulling out to finish in my mouth. I didn't realize how into that I'd be, but I think it's my new favourite thing. I've tried to bring it up with other guys since, but none of them have been comfortable using me like that. He had to move back to his hometown across the country shortly after our amazing night together. He was so damn cute, he reminded me of a high school teacher I had a huge crush on. I miss him a lot, but at least I have a great photo of my freshly spanked ass from that night to share with y'all |
As a woman I LOVE gay porn for some reason, it's my favourite. I suppose it's not super weird because straight men love lesbian porn too, I guess it's the same thing |
Interesting, I'm on antidepressants I get insatiably horny when I DON'T take them |
Last year I got caught sucking off a Tinder date in his car in the parking lot of a bowling alley at like 8 in the morning. I'm pretty sure the guy who knocked on the window saw everything, but he just made a disgusted face and walked away back to his own vehicle. We drove to a nearby cemetery, hidden in the woods, and I finished him off there. |
Blood and Gold by Anne Rice. I'm so sad she died, that woman changed my life with her novels |
I'm a lady but yes, it's a huge turn on especially if it's my garments he's wearing |
Hunter Schaefer is a total babe. So is Bosco from RuPaul's Drag Race, I forget her real name |
I can't tell who's going to win, but I'm praying for y'all from Canada for that horrible hate mongerer to face justice instead of becoming president yet again. |