TETAS!!!

Here is a really cool song called "99 Words For Boobs" ! Using the tune from "99 Red Balloons" ! In fact ... if you look it up on u-tube ... you will enjoy it too !

So here are the lyrics to that song ... Enjoy !!!

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins !!!

Tattibojangles

Titties

Fun bags. OK so I'm puerile.

Tit. I think boob sounds like an idiot. And most women seem to prefer "breast" but to me, chickens and turkeys have breasts. Breasts are something you eat. Or wear since suits have breasts.

But women have tits. The name just sounds right. Nice soft tits. And tits have nipples. Lovely nipples.

Lets hear it for those beautiful, suckable, tits.

Dirty Pillows.

Whatever the woman I'm with likes to have them called. Fritz & Hilda were among my favorites.

mammalian protruberances