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I want to judge a penis contest... post your pics please!

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Started by #40545 [Ignore] 06,Dec,09 23:43
Hi ... I'm actually a REAL woman... LOL. I know U doubt it, but there ARE a few of us on here... I like to look at men's thingies,,, It probably all started when I was a little girl.... SO NOW I want to play a game.. I want you to attach a pic of your dick on this forum page and I will judge who has the best one... READY... SET... GO!!!


OK I see that some of you boys dont know how to attach a PHOTO and I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL LAID OUT HERE FOR EASY COMPARISON! so here is how it's done:


Find your fave pic of you and select it. Now when the big version comes up there will be three white buttons at the bottom of you pic. Choose the middle one that says "Show it in blog or forum" copy the 3rd one down that says "UBB code for most forums" then paste it here! SIMPLE!

I will comment on each so you little pervs can have fun.

LET'S SEE THOSE DICKS BOYS!!!!
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Comments:
By DarkMax [Ignore] 27,Jun,18 10:45 other posts 


By xdjxx1 [Ignore] 25,Jun,18 05:00 other posts 


By Pervert [Ignore] 22,Jun,18 22:50 other posts 
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 23,Jun,18 07:59 other posts 
Nice big one ... you'd rank high in any contest


By Zodiac [Ignore] 07,Jun,18 18:04 other posts 
By WhoreAnnett [Ignore] 14,Jun,18 07:23 other posts 
nice!


By heylittleman [Ignore] 07,Jun,18 18:31 other posts 
@Arexa.. are you still judging or have you finished off the rum?




By #501020 07,Jun,18 17:45
Only posting cause the sexy @Arexa in the house [deleted image]


By #551930 06,Jun,18 14:15
Hi I'm a 27 year old man that loves sucking my own cock is there anyone that wants to watch me whattsapp I do what ever u tell me
By #358797 06,Jun,18 14:18
And how do you duck your own cock? Does it frighten you that much that you need to hide from it?
By #551930 06,Jun,18 14:20
I mean I suck my dick I can do it standing up or on my back
By #358797 06,Jun,18 14:37
Glad you clarified that. I'd have assumed that ducking was an auto-correct fail for Fucking... Sucking your own dick makes a lot more sense than fucking it.


By #61033 28,Nov,12 14:31
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 06:02
Error 404: Penis not found.
By #61033 06,Jun,18 14:18
That pic was posted to this thread in 2012... I have no idea which one it was, sorry!
By #61033 06,Jun,18 14:21⤴
How about this one then?

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By #358797 06,Jun,18 14:33
I like that it's made a barely visible shadow on your torso... Really draws the peepers towards it.
That's a pretty cool doorknob too.


By 2nice [Ignore] 10,May,18 13:30 other posts 
For those who have posted in this defunct thread. Sadly, there will be no penis judging contest. The member who initiated this thread is no longer with us.
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:17
Apparently nobody listened to your warning...
I'm gonna take it upon myself to fill the void left by the mystery lady's departure. I'm **** deprived and there's rum in my coffee. 😂
By 2nice [Ignore] 06,Jun,18 07:06 other posts 
By Dev01 [Ignore] 06,Jun,18 07:18 other posts 
My intrest was why do people on here call it a penis? Sounds too politically correct for a site of this nature 🤣🤣🤣
By JustWill [Ignore] 06,Jun,18 12:03 other posts  ⤴
I went through and read all of your comments. That rum seems to have made you funny as hell. You are one of the few folks on this site who consistently make me laugh, arexa. Thanks!

(Also, to answer a question you posted on one of the pics: No, the average guy does NOT get a boner when he poops. However, some of them do get bored while copping a squat and fiddle with their willy to pass the time.)
By #358797 06,Jun,18 14:24
I've always wondered if poop boners were a thing. I've heard guys bitch about pee boners more than enough times in my life, so thought there may be a equivalent while taking a deuce... It certainly would've explained the never ending supply of dick pics taken whilst sitting on the porcelain throne... Every time I see one, my brain goes "there's turds in that bowl and dude probably hasn't wiped his shitty butthole yet"...

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks these things. 🤔


By Dev01 [Ignore] 06,Jun,18 06:27 other posts 
The (Real Women) has left but here is my contribution in
By #358797 06,Jun,18 06:28
Lovely cock. Such a striking pose.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 06,Jun,18 06:42 other posts 
thankyou sweetie


By #33070 24,Jan,10 21:56
[deleted image] A new one to add, I hope you like
By #358797 06,Jun,18 06:03
Whatcha choking the poor little fella for?


By #318010 28,Nov,12 07:11
than take this baby
By #358797 06,Jun,18 06:02
Take what? There's nothing there.


By #533846 17,Mar,18 19:00
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 06:01
I think I saw your dick in here already...


By #1596 11,Dec,09 03:01
rate away

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By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Mar,18 20:19 other posts 
I'll rate that!! 10 ! ! ! !
By #358797 06,Jun,18 06:01⤴
Rated M for mature... Contains nudity.


By Username22 [Ignore] 19,Mar,18 10:49 other posts 
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:58
Were you pooping when you took this pic? I always wondered if men got boners while pooping...


By #533846 18,Mar,18 01:32
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:57
It appears your dick made a bit of a mess on your tum....


By #552168 30,Mar,18 04:58
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:53
It's a bird, it's a plane! Nope... It's a dick.


By #525566 19,Mar,18 10:54
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:51
Bigger dick? Bigger than? There's nothing noting what the comparison is to... I'm confused.


By ScottsCock [Ignore] 30,Mar,18 18:07 other posts 
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:50
I zoomed in too far and your ball wrinkle made me think of Dr Finklestein.


By #533846 06,Apr,18 22:39
[deleted image]
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:48
Such a dickly looking dick, dude.


By thicknsmooth [Ignore] 03,Apr,18 22:12 other posts 
/image/ke2ogxhc0b5d_3617495202.jpg
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:47
I'm too lazy to click the link, so I'll just assume it's a penis.


By ScottsCock [Ignore] 07,Apr,18 12:40 other posts 
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:47
How do you shave your balls? I'd be scared to clip a wrinkle.


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