Oh stooooooop!

Happy 250th birthday America! 🇺🇸

Why do we allow so many idiots to post idiotic things on the abuse panel?
I just voted the abuse was not valid in the case of someone who has been here for a little over a month put someone up for deletion with no comment and no explanation. I think you should be a member for at least a year before you are able to use this feature.
I am going to add a link to the page but it will probably be gone because I was the fourth consecutive "are you fucking kidding me?" vote in this case.

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"Donald Trump can't open the strait of Hormuz, instead he's blocking the strait of Detroit."

-The Globe and Mail

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You're probably right

I flew on Friday and I'm going back today. I did not see her! Too bad.

Here you go. A bit short though. 😀

Will somebody please tell this Canadian why there is never any fraud committed when a republican wins? There is only fraud occurring if a democrat wins!

Crazy eh?

Are you talking about a FIT kit? I live a five minute walk from the biggest hospital within 100 miles so I just pick her up there and then take it right to the lab there.
If you live near a town that has a a medical laboratory you can get it and return it there too.

A friend of mine had a daughter who slammed her door a couple of times and her dad said the next time that she slammed her door it's coming off for the day.
Well it came off for a day and she slammed it again so it came off for a week.
The next time she slammed it it came off for a month. It never got slammed again!

I always fly "Premium Economy" and drinks, meals and luggage are free. I also get to be the first group onto the plane and the first off because I'm in the front.
There is no centre seat just two bigger seats.
After the first time I tried this I really got spoiled. I don't fly often but when I do I want to be comfortable.
I'm flying next week, just a two hour flight but I'll be comfortable.

"Democracy depends on heavy doses of civility."

-Mike Pence

It's official. Donald Trump has become the deadest duck of all the dead ducks in the history of American presidents.
All those Republican guys retiring have suddenly found a spine and a pair of balls and they are out for revenge…

Maybe she had a prosthetic hand on and took it off when she saw the light flashing.

Not wearing seatbelts didn't hurt anything for decades either. The only issue was that if you got into a car accident you got hurt.
Having worked in Italian/Pizzarestaurants for decades I can assure you that undercooked pizza is not as uncommon as you may think.

I have worked in a lot of Italian/Pizza restaurants in the last 32 years and I have put out a lot of delicious pizzas and none of them have had potassium bromide in them. Its benefits are primarily financial to the business owner, whiter flour, more volume and extra gluten to strengthen the dough.
If these owners of pizza restaurants don't know how to make a pizza without potassium bromide maybe they should consider a career change.

Potassium bromate has not been used as a food additive in Canada since 1994 due to health and cancer concerns.

Well I learned to enjoy playing with balls when I was young and just never stopped enjoying it. 😀

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I have my smallpox scar and I loved my clackers and was very good at "clacking".
My friend's family owned a cottage in southern Ontario and we went there every summer between my age of seven and 12 and they always had the mosquito truck. We chased it around every night and nobody batted an eye at it.
DDT is known to be a possible cause of epilepsy, among other neurological disorders. When I was 14 I developed epilepsy and to this day I take medication for it. Of course it is impossible to prove the cause but there were many things that were ruled out as the cause such as tumors, head injuries and hereditary epilepsy.

Google "why do police turn confiscated cell phones onto airplane mode".
I read it but I can't transfer it to here for some reason.

I should show you mine some day.

Drain the swamp!

He might get a Presidential pardon.

Well if he spent less time golfing, on social media threatening his opponents, fighting failing wars that he started and embezzling money from American taxpayers he would definitely have more time to be president.

No I haven't fallen down a rabbit hole but....

I believe it is very possible that the whole Donald
Trump "assassination" attempt could very well be staged.

I know I'm not the only one that thinks this but there are
just so many benefits that come from this for Donald Trump.
Of course the primary one is that the ballroom at the White
House would have been a lot safer so now it's a matter of public
safety that "must" be built.

Enter the executive order.
I could go on and on but it's bedtime after I watch Jimmy Kimmel.

I would start with… If it looks too good (or much) to be true… it probably is.

I don't think they should be allowed to enter any free theme image contests
and I'm kind of borderline about whether or not they should even be on the main page. It's not real so they don't deserve to be rewarded for it.

The purity is disappearing.

Although I edit the colouring and clarity of my photos I certainly don't add enhancements that are not realistic depictions of my friends and I.

My cat doesn't go outside except on my balcony.
If I had a dog it would be more convenient to take it out
during the summer because it's not -40°!

I have a cat because you don't have to take him outside to take a poop in the winter!

Agreed 👍

Those fucking Canadians! 🇨🇦

I read somewhere once that gas pumps are the most likely place to get the information skimmed when you use your credit card or debit card. Very often the proprietor is involved in the scam.

Get gas from BJ's? That's never been a problem for me!

I know that in the Restaurant industry in Canada credit card fees are built into the pricing of food. There wouldn't be a different price if you paid cash versus credit card.
I assume that Canadian gas stations do the same thing, just average it out and build it into the cost to the consumer.

Do American grocery stores have different pricing for cash versus credit card?

I just saw on American news a sign at a gas station.
It said regular cash $3.99 and below that it said regular credit $4.09.
Is that normal to pay $.10 more per gallon if you use your credit card?
That doesn't happen in Canada. There is just one price regardless
of how you pay.

The barrel is a standard 205 L. There is only one size. They are that size for shipping to 70 other countries. 205 L of maple syrup is a lot of maple syrup.
I assume that there are multiple people in any country importing it and packaging it so 205 L is useable size and it's convenient for shipping.

Canada has the world's only maple syrup strategic reserve.

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I said it so it's true. Isn't that how Donald Trump works?

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Do you know that Donald Trump voted by mail just last week?
It was a special election in Florida in which a democrat won
a State legislative district that contains Mar-a-Lago.

Donald Trump has surrendered to Iran.

Trump
Always
Chickens
Out

I sold appliances for 10 years. One of the biggest mistakes that the laundry companies made was to put a glass door on the washer so that you could see inside it!
It sounds to me like it is a top load washer, probably an LG. I never sold the top load HE washers because I don't like them. The front load washer uses considerably less water but it goes around and around and everything gets cleaned by the friction of the clothes inside the washer rubbing against each other.
I don't know how big your rug is but it could be that you need to take it to a dry cleaner or a heavy duty washing machine at a laundromat.

Your sarcasm is coming out of the phone and dripping on my cock!

Here's my take on your take.
Greenland is part of a NATO country and Donald Trump threatened to go in there and take it by force. Canada is a NATO country and Donald Trump kept talking about Canada becoming part of the US without asking us what we thought.
He has been nothing but a rude bully to all NATO countries especially regarding the illegal tariffs. No NATO countries were briefed on his plans to attack Iran nor were any NATO countries asked to contribute. It was strictly the US in Israel.
In short, he has been an asshole and we don't want to play in his sandbox.
Suddenly he needs help because of his ill planned war with Iran. This is a US war not a NATO war.
Who has the constitutional right to start a war in the United States? Certainly not the president, congress does.
It's easy to get into a war but it's very complicated to get out of one.

It's your mess, deal with it.

...and NATO says fuck Trump!

Hey, Donald Trump:
You shit all over every country that used to be your ally and now
you're asking for help because you fucked up.

On behalf of all of those people that you fucked around with,

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Kristi Noem got deported… from her job!

Good move Donnie.

And some Canadian bacon?

Since the American war machine is busy, Canada is planning on making the USA our 11th province. We will overtake America with kindness and maple syrup. 🇨🇦

phart I have to say that you have one of the most
appropriate thumbnails on this site. 👍