Well for those of you that care! Tommorrow is (International Bacon Day) For those of you that celabrate it, How do you plan on doing so? Just for shits and giggles, I am making Bacon burgers and Pig's in the blanket !
I LOVE Bacon Day! My second most favorite holiday of the year. Decorated the tree yesterday and hung the stockings last night. Unfortunately, the Bacon Monkey did not come down the chimney this year. Again. That makes 15 years in a row that I did not make his "nice" list. Oh, well...there is always next year.
Cornnuts are fricking nasty. They neither smell or taste like corn or nuts. Fuckers look like some hillbillys teeth, and smell like old rancid feet. Barf.
Uhhh.... I like Cornnuts but there is a new product called Popped Kerns ( or something like that ) that are better. When I pop popcorn, I love the partially popped kernels at the bottom of the bowl, they're like having the curled or bubbled chips in the bag of potato chips. The BEST!!!!
I know that English is not the native language of many SYD members, and--normally--I do not make fun of them for their lack of dexterity with it. They are doing the best that they can with a complicated and rule-heavy tongue, and I only speak ONE language...so they possess skills that I do not have.
However...
I occasionally chance upon a post which mangles English so badly that I keep re-reading it because it makes my head all dizzy. Like the Forum thread "Ball Balls" which contains this horrific little statement: "Do u have big ball ball or chicken balls...not cock size just balls...what u think or mine?"
Um...I have to sit down now...
If it's a member from Australia, the US, Britain, Canada, Ireland, South Africa or New Zealand i agree wholeheartedly. If you are unable to construct a coherent sentence by the age of 18.......
...i also have a lot of respect for those members who can speak/write in several languages - not a skill-set i possess
OK, I thought I'd add Catalan to my other 4 languages. --------------------------------------- added after 548 hours
But more seriously, I very much agree. IMHO the most incoherent sentences posted here are usually from those claiming to live in the UK or the USA, not 'non-native' speakers!
I agree, as an Englishman I sometimes feel a little ashamed or at least lazy that I don't speak a second language. Especially when abroad and talk to locals or other tourists who speak at least basic enough English to communicate with English speakers.
I suppose it's because English is spoken as a second language by a lot of people from other countries, so I assume I'll be able to get by. But it's also laziness on my part as well.
Just remember that a bunch of farmers and natives chewed up the English and sent them on their merry way. American is a dialect of the English language. However, our education system still insists on calling what we speak and write, English. American is as close to English as the 23 human chromosomes to the apes 24 chromosomes. Our schools are filled with Mexicans, and yet they import teachers from Spain to teach them Spanish. Mexicans speak their own dialect of Spanish. We f-o-r-c-e Mexicans to learn proper Spanish, yet we don't recruit teachers from England to teach us Americans English. The point is that who really cares what's proper, as long as we can understand one another.
leaving comments on womens pix on this site with no reply. And leaving them private messages with no fucking reply pisses me off. REALLY --- WHAT THE FUCK? ??? just because I don't have a 12" cock is no reason for you to be complete bitches. If you need a 10" or 12" cock you should probably start doing kegel exercises.
Now lets see how many rude comments I get! !!!!!
I imagine women here get dozens of comments/messages a day, and if they don't come on here everyday, they could have 100,200..... to look at. Could you be arsed to reply to each one of them every time you come on here?
I could be wrong, of course, I'm sure some won't get as many as others. But it's their choice whether or not to reply.
My AC broke down. It was 97 degrees inside and we had fans blowing this hot crap around. The kids and I (yes, gasp, I have kids) were slowly melting. There was no air outside either. Almost kissed the AC man when he rigged a temporary fix. Got kiss blocked.
That's awful, I know how you feel. I live in the desert, we had a horrible heat wave last week and the aircon went out ay my work, 35 people cramped in a small area it was gross. There were no windows, no fan, just 35 people with butt, feet, and sweaty armpits.
Tell that to the office Comic book guy, he likes to walk from desk to desk lifting up his arms and talking to every one, and apparently he has it in his head hes smexy.
As much as I enjoy being on this site, there are things, or maybe that should be people, on here that annoy me. One is people who post fake pics of themselves. It annoys me a little when people post no pics of themselves, or pics of themselves but none showing pussy or cock. I suppose not everyone is comfortable with showing there genitals, but if that's the case, maybe they shouldn't join this site?
Another thing that annoys me is when middle aged men, not in the best physical shape, post pics with captions like 'Me fucking my 18 year old girlfriend' and other captions along those lines. Most of these pics are of other people as well, or the girl in the pic hasn't been 18 for a long time. In some pics you can even see that the people in them are different than in other pics on the members page.
Anyway, that's my rant. Anyone else agree/disagree, or have something to rant about?
People are going to post wjatever thy want to post and its out of your control. I got an easy way out for you. There is an "evaluate" button in the left corner next to the picture and if you think there is something wrong, just click on one of the choices.
I used to think that women were the one's who needed verbal reassurance of their awesomeness, but now I think that men on here need it much much more...unless they are women in disguise... Hmmm...
Thanks Peach, I hope some of what you said you were thinking about me. Please believe me what I write to you is as simple as it gets straight from the heart. And I much doubt that you look like a boat.
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it´s everybody´s sin
You got to lose to know how to win
However...
I occasionally chance upon a post which mangles English so badly that I keep re-reading it because it makes my head all dizzy. Like the Forum thread "Ball Balls" which contains this horrific little statement: "Do u have big ball ball or chicken balls...not cock size just balls...what u think or mine?"
Um...I have to sit down now...
...i also have a lot of respect for those members who can speak/write in several languages - not a skill-set i possess
OK, I thought I'd add Catalan to my other 4 languages.
--------------------------------------- added after 548 hours
But more seriously, I very much agree. IMHO the most incoherent sentences posted here are usually from those claiming to live in the UK or the USA, not 'non-native' speakers!
1 English/Imperial quart = 1.14 liters; 1 American quart = 0.947 liters.
Now lets see how many rude comments I get! !!!!!
I could be wrong, of course, I'm sure some won't get as many as others. But it's their choice whether or not to reply.
Another thing that annoys me is when middle aged men, not in the best physical shape, post pics with captions like 'Me fucking my 18 year old girlfriend' and other captions along those lines. Most of these pics are of other people as well, or the girl in the pic hasn't been 18 for a long time. In some pics you can even see that the people in them are different than in other pics on the members page.
Anyway, that's my rant. Anyone else agree/disagree, or have something to rant about?
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