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Started by bella! [Ignore] 03,Aug,13 14:55  other posts
I would like to try something a bit different. Based on YOUR nominations, the nominee will receive a SYD/SYC "Oscar" type award ( a blue ribbon ) , presented in your name. I want this to be positive so nominating someone for "BEING" a big dick won't work BUT nominating someone for "HAVING" a big dick, perfect! I will go first;

I nominate beachman for having THE BEST tan lines!
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By #136427 21,Apr,14 18:17
I nominate johnS, for being an awesome addition to many forum posts!


By #458640 19,Apr,14 00:13
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Even better check out my bulbous knob!!!!
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Apr,14 00:21 other posts 
You win! YOU are a bulbous knob head!


By #360973 04,Aug,13 00:16
Most Valuable Forum Contributor (Best Threads): bella!.


Wittiest Member: JustWill and sinanff47.


Most Entertaining/Fun Member: Evil-Fairy.


Best Blogger: Emm.


Best Conversationalist: arexa52.


Nicest Guy: 2nice.


Most Missed Forum Contributor (who is still a member): Peach.


Most Poignant Forum Contributor: Decent007.


The Godfather: Deviant.


Sweetest Girl: sherryann.


MVP: JohnS.


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Can think of plenty more (and 2nd and 3rd placers for the categories i've proposed), but that's enough for now
By #68656 04,Aug,13 04:30
What does MVP mean, please.?
By Ray10754 [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 06:10 other posts 
Most valued person maby!
By bigguy [Ignore] 22,Sep,13 10:37 other posts  ⤴
In the States it's a very good thing John, take it as a compliment and I do agree. You are a big help to many of us.
Without you I would still be telling some guys they have gorgeous bodies
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 10:03 other posts  ⤴
JustWill, arexa52, Peach, Decent007, Deviant, sherryann and JohnS were notified of their nomination. Emm and Evil-Fairy received awards earlier in the day. I'm sure that both ladies will appreciate you nominating them again and for other attributes. Thank you.
By #358797 04,Aug,13 12:44⤴
Awh!
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 14:57 other posts  ⤴
Thank you for the nomination and award.
By sherryann [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 21:13 other posts  ⤴
Thank you so much lover, you're such a good guy.
If I can, I want to nominate lover, bella!, and Steffi. Lover,(L_F) for always being so nice, bella! for being so thoughtful, and Steffi for what was already mentioned better than I could express, her kindness is amazing. I wrote more but lost the post. Thank you for this thread bella!


By bella! [Ignore] 22,Sep,13 10:33 other posts 
bella! nominates -drifter- for always having a song in his heart and a song on his lips.


By bella! [Ignore] 22,Sep,13 10:08 other posts 
bella! nominates aristotle for being ALL AROUND INTERESTING GUY! aristotle is active in the forum thread GREAT SONGS/GREAT LYRICS but if you haven't caught him there, send him a PM, you won't be disappointed!


By #124665 04,Aug,13 22:36
I have better tan lines then everyone ok. I am also the biggest dickhead on here. So fuck you all. I win, end of story. Evil Fairy can bow to my bunghole as well as JohnS and all you other pathetic lurkers that have nothing valuable to contribute other then stinky wrist watches


By Sickboy [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 15:52 other posts 
I would like to nominate you, Bella. For the excellent topics you come up with, and for being a great voice on the forum
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A blue ribbon is on its way!!
By #23212 04,Aug,13 16:20
By #328554 04,Aug,13 16:26
I agree bruv, Bella does dream up some great topics!
By Sickboy [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 16:33 other posts 


By #303133 04,Aug,13 11:32
I would like to nominate daffu for his expertise on all things Pie, and Ray10754 for his constant positive attitude!
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 15:04 other posts 
Both daffu and Ray10754 were notified of your nomination. Thank you.


By #409634 04,Aug,13 03:26
Id like to nominate the smelly wrist dude for his 20+ smelly wrist watch threads he made back in the day.
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 15:02 other posts 
As much as I would like to recognize that member, on your behalf, for his valuable contributions, I would need to know his name.


By #316255 04,Aug,13 01:34
I nominate akaMrK for best Daisy Dukes on the site...
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 10:08 other posts 
akaMrK was notified of your nomination. Thank you.
By #390248 04,Aug,13 13:42⤴
Thanks Ms. Emm. I always knew you protested too much about those shorts.
I'll wear my ribbon proudly
By #316255 04,Aug,13 14:04
Now you've had that honour, please retire those splendid DDs into the 80s archives museum... where they truly belong.
By #390248 04,Aug,13 14:39
I will do that....right after they trot out for one last glory run by you!


By #404042 04,Aug,13 02:42
I nominate johnjbal for having the bendiest, smallest cock, who is also 100% straight and wants to suck cock on this site. And also the dude who has had sex with the most women.
By #316255 04,Aug,13 02:47
By #328554 04,Aug,13 03:17
250 women is just warming up
By #360973 04,Aug,13 03:28
I'd personally buy a medal for any 26yr old that'd slept with 250 women...and then i'd ask him if he's ever had any repeat business coz the mathematics behind sleeping with 250 women and sleeping with more than a very small % of them on more than one occasion perplexes me
By #328554 04,Aug,13 03:44
Really, 250 seems easily do-able, assuming sex began at 16 then that's 10 years of sexual activity equating to 25 women a year on average. I thought it quite low Personally I never kept count, too busy
By #360973 04,Aug,13 04:02
Nah, no way (a new girl every 2 weeks for 10yrs with no breaks) - that's huge. What about relationships and repeat business from f-buds? 250 for a lifetime, maybe, but still... I'm sure there are (non-porn/sex industry employed) people that exceed that number, but it'd be 1 in 1,000 at most and they'd have to have a lot of spare time and questionable standards
By #328554 04,Aug,13 04:10
'Relationship' is subjective, one guy may consider a relationship to be fucking someone more than once, others may consider being with someone for a week, a few months etc. to be a relationship. This is why figures mean so little, if you want to count I'd use the term sexual partners, individuals other than yourself with a pulse. It still means nothing but I know most guys like numbers...
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Just seen your amended reply and I agree a new girl every two weeks seems huge but that's an average. It may well be that he had no girl for several months but then fucked a different girl each night for a week or two (trust me it can happen).
By #360973 04,Aug,13 04:27
Whether it's subjective or not it still takes up the time that it would to find another girl and add another number to the list.


The second part of your reply: i have never met anyone that has slept with 7 girls in a week - athletes/musicians/actors with groupies and a tonne of spare time, maybe. Messing around with up to 10 girls in a week (several parties and nights out during said week), i've done that; but to s l e e p with 7 in 7 days, yeah, don't see that being possible - i've done 3 in a week 4 times, but 3 out of 4 of them occurred when i was on holidays and going out 5 or 6 nights a week...so unless you're permanently on holidays or my life has actually been boring as bat shit and i didn't know lol, i'll always question anyone who says 100+ (for full intercourse)
By #328554 04,Aug,13 05:26
Oh I agree that 100+ is always questionable in one so young, but certainly possible. As for 7 in a week, been there and done that many years ago, NYC 1992, two in one day and so it may well be 8. Anyway it is possible if you work in the right industry (and no I don't mean adult or porn, but design). It's not something I'm proud of but it can happen. Even now I'm often propositioned by twentysomethings. Hopefully your life doesn't involve bat shit but maybe you chose the wrong career...
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Ugh you've changed your reply again! Just to clarify none of the 7 or 8 were 'questionable' as I recall, perhaps a few dodgy haircuts but then we are talking the 90's!
By #316255 04,Aug,13 06:15
Dodgy haircuts are everything, you know. Have you NO STANDARDS, man????
By #328554 04,Aug,13 06:26
I could never tell if a dodgy haircut made you uber cool or just stupid, I went with uber cool and shagged them.
By #390248 04,Aug,13 13:45
not alone in choosing the uber cool option.


By #390248 04,Aug,13 02:38
Most Original Sense of Humor: JustWill
his brain is a tad bit scary!
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 10:10 other posts 
JustWill was notified of the nomination made by akaMrK and good-guy. I failed to use the term "Original sense of humour", I just said wit. However I did mention the part about his brain being a tad bit scary. Thank you.


By #409137 04,Aug,13 03:36
If tenacity. kindess .witticism and friendship are allowed as points for nomination then may I nominate cum4Steffi if that's OK
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 10:06 other posts 
Cum4Steffi has been notified of her nomination made by PBOUEY and Lover_Fighter. Thank you.


By #409634 03,Aug,13 21:41
I would like nominate myself for being awesome sauce, and you know just got it like that.
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Aug,13 22:16 other posts 
Evil-Fairy has been notified of your nomination. I slightly messed up, all I congratulated Evil-Fairy for was for being awesome, however the award should have stated for being "awesome sauce". My apology. Thank you.


By #404473 03,Aug,13 21:42
I nominate myself for having Big Balls
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Aug,13 22:11 other posts 
Figuratively speaking, yes you do, for nominating yourself........


By #23212 03,Aug,13 20:33
I would like to nominate Emm, for having a great sense of humour, intelligent postings, and never angry/negative towards people.
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Aug,13 21:28 other posts 
Emm has been notified of your nomination. Thank you.


By Ray10754 [Ignore] 03,Aug,13 16:48 other posts 
I would like to nominate... 2nice... for being a good friend !
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Aug,13 16:56 other posts 
2nice_ has been notified of your nomination. Thank you.


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