I would like to try something a bit different. Based on YOUR nominations, the nominee will receive a SYD/SYC "Oscar" type award ( a blue ribbon ) , presented in your name. I want this to be positive so nominating someone for "BEING" a big dick won't work BUT nominating someone for "HAVING" a big dick, perfect! I will go first;

I nominate beachman for having THE BEST tan lines!