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Started by #463765 [Ignore] 17,Jun,14 14:53
Most curved dicks are the result of how you masturbate. The penis's soft tissue can be likened somewhat to memory foam in that, if its erection is habitually bent into a certain position, it will "learn" to assume that same position when erect.

For example, if your penis now curves to the left, this is probably because you masturbate with your whole right hand around it and squeeze too tightly so that the pressure exerted on it by your fingers bend it to the left. If you are left handed, this technique results in a curve to the right; and, if you masturbate with your palm underneath it, your penis close to your belly, it will acquire an upward curve. The more you literally "choke the chicken," the greater the resultant curve. The only curve that is usually normal is the downward one, which is usually the result of an unusually long penis coupled with insufficient **** flow into it when erect, causing it to droop.

Masturbation-related curves can quickly be straightened out by simply reversing hands for a while until the curve is removed; and then either alternating hands in the future or using only the fingers. Grasping the entire girth is unnecessary, since the erogenous zone that causes orgasm and ejaculation is on the underside just below the head. This is the only spot that rewards stimulation.

Elimination of abnormal curves is recommended, not only because women are most impressed by "hard and straight," but also because when anyone "in the know" sees a curved erection they get an immediate mental image of you desperately whacking off. Not the best first impression

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By Homer33 [Ignore] 27,Oct,21 14:39 other posts 
Never before read such a nonsense!
By #610414 27,Oct,21 15:20


By JustWill [Ignore] 27,Oct,21 11:59 other posts 
Here it is bella!
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Oct,21 13:44 other posts 
But based on that membership number, it can't be the member formerly known as DrGyno, his membership number was much lower.

I wonder if admin 's record keeping would indicate who the former member #463765 was?
By JustWill [Ignore] 27,Oct,21 14:10 other posts 
No, I knon that the curved dick guy isn't DrGyno. I just mentioned the "good" doctor because I saw one of the dumb comments he made in that thread


By pifad [Ignore] 12,May,18 11:03 other posts 
Whoever wrote this is a complete idiot


By Darthshame [Ignore] 29,Apr,18 03:49 other posts 
I use to wake up with morning wood and an upwards curve before I knew how to masturbate.


By #550094 28,Apr,18 16:38
My cock has always slightly curved to the left side,
due to always resting it on that side while soft
since childhood.
And since that time I've always masturbated
with my left hand.

I've been going commando beneath my jeans for the
past 25+ years, so my cock hangs while soft.

In any case, I've started resting my cock on the
right side beneath my jeans. This had reduced
the curve somewhat but not permanently.

I'm okay with my slight curve as long as I and
others enjoy my cock for what it Can do.

As for "desperately wanking off", there is nothing
desperate about how I masturbate. I love it,
I enjoy it, and it has its good health merits,
and so far I haven't had Any problems with it.
I also practice abstinence as my masturbation fetish,
and this helps me avoid "cock exhaustion" by
abstaining for several days or weeks until I
feel so super-horny and then I go into a slow gentle
edging marathon until I decide to release my load.


By Dong69 [Ignore] 28,Apr,18 11:43 other posts 
Or maybe men are just born with there cocks curved to the right or left or upwards or down or just straight!!!


By #539358 13,Sep,17 16:44
Who makes this stuff up?! My cock has always curved to the left and sits in my briefs to the left too. I'm left handed so that knackers your theory!


By #435701 12,Sep,17 13:38
Is this how 'fake news' happens??
By #541419 12,Sep,17 15:46
Could you please elaborate?
By ratmikan [Ignore] 12,Sep,17 15:51 other posts 
Yep. This is bs...
By #541419 12,Sep,17 18:21
You do not believe in dicks which are bent by wanking? Though this statement spooks around since years I have never seen a credible source for it. But isn’t it a funny story anyway?


By #541419 12,Sep,17 11:24
“… get an immediate mental image of you desperately whacking off. Not the best first impression”

I disagree. When I masturbate, I am not “desperate”. I do have fun! I even say: A cumshot picture is a perfect masculine kind of portrait!


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By kebmo [Ignore] 11,Dec,16 00:15 other posts 
Google Peyronie's disease. This is a copy/paste from a medical page:


"Peyronie’s disease most commonly occurs in men aged 50–60, but it can occur in young men and in old age. The cause is thickening of the fibrous tissue in the penis on one side. This means that, during an erection, one side of the penis cannot lengthen, and the penis will bend. The direction of the bend depends on the position of the thickening (which can often be felt as a lump or lumps when the penis is limp)".


I have it and these photos are from about a year ago and about two weeks ago.




By #519017 10,Dec,16 15:43
My cock curves to the left and I've always masturbated with my right hand so perhaps you're right. But my cock spends far more time flaccid inside my briefs pushed to one side or the other so perhaps that's the dominant factor. My woman usually HJs me from my right side so perhaps I'll ask her to change sides or get astride me on top so her hand goes straight up and down.


By #201155 08,Sep,15 04:35
I've been using both hands since I started masturbating to on-line porn many years ago, and my cock still curves to the right, as well as upwards. I do quite like the effect, though – and the last couple of guys I fucked had no complaints!

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By #454187 01,Aug,15 05:28
Well my cock bends to the right and I mostly masturbate with my right hand so yeah whatever haha


By #485312 29,Jul,15 03:31
what a crock of crap, bent cocks are just as normal straight ones, theres no way they get bent from masturbating, everyones is different and they come the way they do more so from genetics, not how you masturbate or how it sits in your pants..when l see a nice bend in a cock, l cant wait to get it in me because they hit a girls g spot so good, makes me extra wet quicker and makes me come harder...your cock must be so little it cant bend, because you need a few inches for that...my first impression of your thoughts is 'what a wanker' 'needs a good fuck because he spends all his time analysing cock bends' my best advice is get a hobby, like milking cows by hand *lix*
By jayman73 [Ignore] 29,Jul,15 10:50 other posts 
You tell 'em, Lix. Fortunately however, this little troll who started this thread is long gone and hopefully never to return again. I remember this thread from last summer, this guy made possibly the worst first impression possible with this post. He will not be missed.
By JustWill [Ignore] 29,Jul,15 14:56 other posts 
I'll miss him. he was fun to poke a stick at.
By #485312 29,Jul,15 23:39
ld love to know where he found all his 'facts', must of been the 'worlds biggest wankers encylopedia' l do love a good thick head and numb skull too for entertainment purposes *lix*
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,15 01:41 other posts 
According to what he told us, he was a Master Yoga Instructor and a trained Psychologist who specialized in watching guys wank.
By #23212 30,Jul,15 02:35
And quite possibly, he was/is the great-grandson of John Harvey Kellogg, and for whom corn flakes did not 'work'.
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,15 16:38 other posts 
John Harvey also recommended wiring the foreskin shut to inhibit masturbation.
Oh...and yogurt enemas.
By boc [Ignore] 30,Jul,15 15:35 other posts 
You go girl.
By hytiger [Ignore] 30,Jul,15 16:23 other posts 
Curved cocks are natural, circumcised cocks are "modified" therefore not normal.... it's mgm!
By #200265 31,Jul,15 07:16
I absolutely agree with your post licksipsuckit. I have a curve down and to the left and I tried wanking with my other hand for years, believing that would straighten it, but it never did. I always felt self conscious about my cock, thinking I must have been the only person in the world with one like that. Of course nowadays with sights like this one I see plenty of others like mine.


By #68656 30,Jul,15 06:04
A passing hornet must have stung his account, at least we all know who the author was and his nonsense was no end of mirth.
Apparently he made a comeback with a shell account only recently.
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jul,15 06:34 other posts 
This was not penned under the name of SuperHornet, so how would you have insight as to who members are?
By #491615 30,Jul,15 10:34
I have wondered the same thing myself. I believe someone has Inside Information and Likes to share it with the group . .
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,15 15:01 other posts 
CORRECTION: Someone likes to PRETEND they have "inside information". It makes them feel more important than they actually are...


By #64328 29,Jul,15 03:03
I've been jacking off atleast daily since I was 8 and its still straight as an arrow when hard


By #494895 28,Jul,15 09:23
This one again - please comment ... :

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By cumcouplessa [Ignore] 29,Jul,15 00:41 other posts 
We have no idea why it's curved, all we can say is it's extremely sexy.


By #135959 20,Jan,15 03:27
My cock is curved to the right I jack off with my right hand. Why sir is it bent te wrong way oh its because you're a dumb ass


By #346760 16,Jan,15 15:35
Let's go on personal experience, my penis had a slight curve up and to the left before I knew anything about masturbation, when masturbation started the curve got a bit more pronounced over several years. I reversed hands and over the next several years the curve became less, so yes masturbation did have an effect on the curvature of my penis, but I have never been able to completely get rid of the curve.


By #455846 14,Jul,14 01:59
i think theres a lot about this that doesnt make sense


my cock has always pointed up and slightly left. when soft it has always hung slightly left also. its clear in my pictures


By #460523 13,Jul,14 22:42
bull shit I'm right handed and my dick still curves up straight still after 43 years of ing


By Sickboy [Ignore] 25,Jun,14 16:59 other posts 
I know how to sort this out, if you are right handed get a left handed girlfriend!(boyfriend) If your left handed get a right handed girlfriend! (boyfriend) and alternate!


By #176560 25,Jun,14 03:40
interesting, but I think this theory comes undone for the majority of guys (who masturbate) who do not have a curve?
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 25,Jun,14 16:13 other posts 
I think it becomes undone because it's drivel.


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 23,Jun,14 16:35 other posts 
I was blown by a guy whos cock bent to the left, and upwards towards the end. What do you think his masturbation technique is?
By #183935 25,Jun,14 08:24
Probably painful, going by the original post


By #303133 22,Jun,14 10:51
I am not a doctor. Hell, I don't even play a doctor on TV.

However, in my amateur opinion (which is based only on knowledge of human anatomy from studying biology and a bit of research), I believe that this guy's hypothesis is full of poop.

Here's why a guy gets an erection: The Corpus cavernosum are two columns of tissue running along the sides of the penis. Bl00d fills this tissue to cause an erection.

The Corpus spongiosum is a column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the penis and ending at the glans penis; it fills with bl00d during an erection, keeping the urethra -- which runs through it -- open.

Anatomical difference in the length or density of these structures, as well as a difference in bl00d flow to the three areas, may cause the penis to bend during erection.

This is all quite a normal part of the diversity of the human body.

So, um, put that in your pipe and smoke it...
By #463765 22,Jun,14 19:01
Nice try. I have stated several times that masturbation is not the only reason for penile curvature but accounts for 95% of it; and nothing you have said discounts this in any way.

Most importantly, however, is the fact that you and those who share your OPINION obstinately refuse to merely put my research to the test and see if it works for you, despite my guarantee that in 95 cases out of 100 the curvature will be eliminated.

Why this obsession with blatant denial rather than mature, open-minded pragmatism: "Truth is preeminently to be tested by the practical consequences of belief." When presented with a novel concept, believe it just long enough to personally test it and see if it is true for you. A valid truth may not be true for you, even if it is true for everyone else on earth.

So, um, put that in your "pipe" and stroke it.
By #303133 22,Jun,14 19:10
Wait,
How is it that my response (which is based on scientific fact)is "opinion", and your theory (which is based on a pervy need to look at yoga participant's twisty dicks and an obsession with jerking off) is "truth"?

And, Skippy, that "valid truth" thingy is just nonsense. By definition, there is no such thing as an invalid truth. If it is true, it can not be not true.
By #463765 22,Jun,14 23:03
You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down.

Your abject irrationality is monumental. You see that I am also a psychologist specializing in sexuality and yet choose to assume that my research has been done with "yoga participants." FYI A Master Yoga Therapist is a peer counselor who assists other yoga therapists, not patients or students.

Your infantile concept of "truth" is just as infantile. Absolute Truth is incomprehensible to the human mind; therefore, all other truths are relative to each individual. For every serious person whose consciousness is constantly expanding, truth is also constantly being modified to accommodate one's increasing wisdom.

Your mind, however, is obviously capable only of limiting "truth" to what are called "facts" in the conscious world. To you a fact is anything you wish it to be, and you will scrounge about selecting only outside info that you feel supports what is merely your personal bias.

Were there a Nobel Prize for "Cluelessness" you'd be $100,000 richer; but, sadly, all you are is a penis-obsessed sexual loner casting his seed among thorns.

Being obsessive, I know you will continue your verbal diarrhea which I welcome and will include verbatim in my research. The floor is yours, Oh Great Sage of Oxymoronism.
By #303133 22,Jun,14 23:14
If you press the correct button, a peanut will drop into your dish.

Given the content of your strange little rant, you are obviously quite new here, and have no clue as to who I am and what I am all about. Just ask any of the regular posters in the Forum. I believe that those who know me from here might be able to set you straight.

Speaking of your ranting: I must, once again, question your claim about being a trained psychologist/therapist. Did they actually TEACH you to be such an arrogant and addle-pated nimrod in school or are you self-taught?

Your strange definition of "truth" actually sounds like the babbling of a schizophrenic who believes that the reality he has created in his mind is THE reality. Do any of the voices in your head make more sense (or have a less tenuous grasp on the rational world)? If so, would it be possible to speak with that one?

While the pot is calling the kettle "obsessive", I would like to point out that you seem to be having a difficult time not responding to my taunts. As long as you continue to provide a target, I will continue to mock you. It's kind of a hobby of mine. If I see a puddle of dumbass, I can not resist the urge to poke a stick at it. Again...ask anybody here if you require verification.

So, my little masturbation-obsessed monkey...would you like to continue dancing for me?
By #463765 23,Jun,14 01:15
ATTENTION: TROLL ALERT! TROLL ALERT!

JUSTWILL IS A CLASSIC TROLL WHO PROWLS THE INTERNET FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ATTENTION WITH OBSESSIVE LIES AND NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR LOGIC OR REASON. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS TROLL; HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON, BUT A LOST SOUL WITH SO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM THAT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MAKE HIMSELF FEEL WORTHY OF EXISTENCE IS BY THE AMOUNT OF ATTENTION HE CAN COMMAND, GOOD OR BAD, WITH NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR PROPRIETY,PERSONAL HONOR, RESPECT FOR HUMAN DIGNITY, OR HIS OWN SELF-IMAGE. HE IS SUFFERING FROM A SERIOUS PERSONALITY DISORDER AND IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF PROFESSIONAL TREATMENT. I STRONGLY ADVISE THAT ALL HIS POSTS BE COMPLETELY IGNORED, AS IT IS HIS ONLY HOPE OF REACHING BOTTOM AND SEEKING HELP.
By #218130 23,Jun,14 06:56
Ag please skippy, go spank your monkey
By skot [Ignore] 23,Jun,14 14:04 other posts 
In my humble experience it's always the trolls who end up on a caps-locked rant when their own attempt at rational thought has been punctured as easily as a ****'s balloon
Sounds like you're describing yourself in that capital lettered rant.
By #444014 22,Jun,14 23:57
We all have low self-esteem and we all mock others,you are displaying what you describe in the opening sentence of the comment below.

"You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down."

For someone who is a Master Yoga Therapist and Jungian Psychologist specializing human sexuality you don't seem to want to accept that someone might differ in opinion to you.

"For every serious person whose consciousness is constantly expanding, truth is also constantly being modified to accommodate one's increasing wisdom"

You are not being very open minded now are you?

Don't preach a view,discuss it ,otherwise you will get poked with a stick.

You are displaying obsessive and controlling behaviour yourself in your refusal to accept others views.

As for your comment about cluelessness I suggest you do some reading.
By #463765 23,Jun,14 01:44
Ah, the age-old transference syndrome of psychologizing the psychologist. You seem to suffer from the delusion that one person's opinion is just as valid as any other's. Though we all certainly have the right to state our personal opinions, you seem to think that this means that none of us has the training and experience to command far more authority in his professional opinions related to his area of expertise. You and your ilk are not paying me for my services, so you are not entitled to be treated either diplomatically or according to psychoanalytical protocols.

The plain and simple fact is that I came her for only one purpose: to pot-boil this type of site and stir up the pathologically dysfunctional aberrations it attracts, both for my research and also, hopefully, to enlighten and put on guard the normal people who merely visit here rather than take up permanent residence.

I'm through, now, and shall abandon further participation, having attracted enough of its toxic element to satisfy my professional intent and still remain relatively unscathed by it. You may now feel free to warp your poor, cockeyed cock until it turns on you, for all I care. You and your ilk mean nothing more to me than a lab rat.
By skot [Ignore] 23,Jun,14 14:07 other posts 
Feel free to rejoin this community when your own therapist has judged you safe to be let out in public: I'm a believer that no one should be stigmatised their whole life for one brief period of mental instability.
''You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down.''

This from a guy posting a topic called Most Curved Dicks Are Not Normal, in which he posts comments such as

''You may now feel free to warp your poor, cockeyed cock until it turns on you, for all I care. You and your ilk mean nothing more to me than a lab rat'', and

''Were there a Nobel Prize for "Cluelessness" you'd be $100,000 richer; but, sadly, all you are is a penis-obsessed sexual loner casting his seed among thorns '', in respnonse to anyone disagreeing with him.

By the way, isn't it $1,000,000 you receive for a Nobel Prize?
By #218130 23,Jun,14 06:57


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