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Started by routemaster [Ignore] 29,Sep,14 05:30  other posts
As an antidote to alexblue's GUILTY PLEASURES topic, I thought it might be good to have a topic on some of our pet hates. My "bete noire" has got to be those "I'm on the bus" mobile phone merchants regaling me with all the inane details of their dreary ghastly lives, usually with their voices raised several decibels above normal, when I'm trying to read while on a bus or train - and its all drivel too, like "what do you want for dinner tonight?" and "did you have a good time at the party on Saturday?" Those wretched contraptions are the worst thing ever invented and I will never have one if I live to be 26. Also, other forms or rudery and anti-social behaviour get up my nose too, people who push in front of you in the bus queue, for instance and I can't stand most of today's pop music neither. Come back Alma Cogan and "Twenty Tiny Fingers". Apart from that, I'm quite a relaxed and friendly guy. What pet hates get you worked up too???
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By #485312 01,May,15 11:36
my pet h a t e is 'aint' not being a real word, when lve used it all my life, but twerking made it into the dictionary in a year, so did selfie...that sux *lix*


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 30,Apr,15 16:18 other posts 
The word selfie and the phrase beach body, as in ''Are you beach body ready?'' which appears on posters as part of an advertising campaign in the London Underground. It's used in shit celeb magazines and articles, usually a caption saying ''so and so showing their beach body''. I don't have a body I use specifically for the beach, I just have an all purpose body. And if I decide to go to the beach, however unlikely that is seeing as I live in Manchester, England, I'd have to go as I am, in my current body.


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 01,Feb,15 15:23 other posts 
People who say they don't watch tv. Bollocks.


By #85103 06,Oct,14 19:02
"The X Factor"
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Oct,14 19:47 other posts 
The X Factor, like the Je ne sais quoi that Mr. or Ms. Right or Right Now has, that drives you wild?

Or The X Factor as, in Simon Cowell's talent competition?
By #85103 06,Oct,14 19:54
As in Simon Cowell's awful TV show. I've managed to avoid it on TV for years, but still have to endure the apparent 'talent' that comes out of it!
By routemaster [Ignore] 06,Oct,14 20:48 other posts 
AWFUL is the word for this dross, alright. That Cowell bloke wouldn't know anything about talent if it came up and bit him on his botox yet it is all taken so seriously. I only have to suffer this if I go to stay with my mum and the so-called "experts" who sit there in judgment and the screaming screeching audiences are moronic - but they're so up their own arses, they all think they're SO wonderful. And the sad thing is that, like those blokes that kick a bag of wind around in the hope that it might go between two posts, which any old fool with half a brain can do, they are all given an OBSCENE amount of money. I say "given" because they don't earn it, that would entail them getting a REAL job which they'd be quite incapable of. PATHETIC
By #85103 07,Oct,14 18:23
You're sooooo right! You just reminded me of another of my pet h@tes too: Manchester United!
By routemaster [Ignore] 08,Oct,14 03:20 other posts 
Football in general is a REAL pet **** of mine, so much fuss made about something which DOESN'T MATTER. The only good thing about it is looking at the players' bums in their shorts and that ain't so exiting now since they went back to wearing those long baggy shorts
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**** H A T E. And this is another pet H A T E of mine, this censorship of perfectly good words which have been used since time began. Why is it thought necessary that we have to be protected from them and/or banned from using them and, in this case, since the word is spelled out in full in the title of this topic, I fail to see why it has got the **** treatment in this reply
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p.s. I should state that I only have to suffer rubbish like X Factor when I go and stay with my mum who laps it up. At home, I NEVER watch it. I had to cry off going to a party last Saturday night because of a heavy cold and it came to something when the only decent programme on t.v. on what is supposed to be the best night of the week, was a 42 years old episode of the still-brilliant and exquisitely acted "Dad's Army".
I agree with you about X-Factor in general and footballers are paid ridiculous amounts of money, but to say that they don't earn it is wrong.
By routemaster [Ignore] 30,Jan,15 17:35 other posts 
I respect your opinion but I stand by what I said. Football is not work, its just a silly game that has been pumped up by the media out of ALL proportion to its true worth, therefore these blokes do not "earn" as somebody going to an office job or a nurse etc would:
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 31,Jan,15 15:41 other posts 
Yes, it is, I agree. And you can apply that to musicians, artists, authors, and actors too. They all provide a service and entertainment, and in return they get paid. Whether or not they are overpaid is irrelevant. They have all spent years practicing their craft, sometimes sacrificing a lot, in order to get to where they are. An office worker does not necessarily earn what they are paid either. Does a bank CEO earn his wage and ridiculous bonus?


By #289712 31,Jan,15 13:23
People standing on escalators.


By #358797 30,Jan,15 20:38
People who act "holier than thou"....


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 06,Oct,14 16:06 other posts 
People in front of me who walk slowly. Especially if there's no way to get past them.

Lady Gaga too.
By #358797 06,Oct,14 18:42
I have that problem at the store.... I usually just clip them in the heels with my buggy or holler 'honk honk!"

And Lady Gaga sucks hardcore.
By routemaster [Ignore] 06,Oct,14 20:54 other posts 
Also people walking towards you who think the pavement is theirs and you have to get out of the way for them. The polite way is to both veer slightly to one side or the other but some just keep on walking, and that includes women with pushchairs too. I had a woman once walk straight into me and then started sounding off effing and blinding at me and telling me to look where I was going. My response is unprintable but the ignorant bitch was left in no doubt what I thought - and I can shout louder than these people too, when I have to. She fled.


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And who's Lady Gaga??? Give me Rosemary Clooney
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Oct,14 18:26 other posts 
Who's Rosemary Clooney? Oh, that's right, she's related to George Clooney......hubba, hubba!
By routemaster [Ignore] 08,Oct,14 03:11 other posts 
I've never seen a George Clooney film, couldn't even tell you a title and I don't think he's sexy at all. His aunt Rosie was a GREAT singer and a real gutsy lady, her recording of "This Ole House" is one of the first records that came into my consciousness when I was a little boy, after Doris and "Que Sera Sera" which was the very first, the songs and singers we grow up with really do help to shape our lives, away from porn that is!!!
lady Gaga is a fraud, who has copied what other people have done to be famous, as she isn't talented enough, and she seems to think she's original and groundbreaking. Unfortunately, a lot of people have fallen for her act.

Oh, Justin Bieber too. He's a dick.


By spermkiss [Ignore] 08,Oct,14 13:52 other posts 
In multi-story parking garages when people see someone approach a parked car with keys out, they have to watch them get in, start the car and back out so they can have that parking place. Often there are other open parking places visible, but they have to have THAT parking place, even though there might be two or three (or more) cars behind them waiting.


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Oct,14 10:58 other posts 
Stupid ( it's a subjective term ) people!


By #147052 06,Oct,14 10:33
Anyone with a cell phone stuck in their ear, texting assholes and people that do not use their turn signals.


By #444014 29,Sep,14 11:56
I have a problem with stroller scrollers

They bump into you while they tapping away on their mobile device,they look at you as if you are stupid and should make way for them.

Look where you are going and not at a screen..
By routemaster [Ignore] 29,Sep,14 13:03 other posts 
Couldn't agree with you more, mate. I usually tell them to fuck off if they start having a go at me
By #472683 29,Sep,14 14:03⤴
Count me in! And I would add to this group "little old ladies who indiscriminately ram into you with shopping carts".
By routemaster [Ignore] 30,Sep,14 01:31 other posts 
Yes, and those that come tottering up to the bus stop like they're on their last legs and when there's no seats left, crow: "I'm a little old lady, I have to sit down" but then when the bus arrives: whoosh! They could beat Linford Christie to get on first


By #466467 29,Sep,14 08:29
My pet **** is guys who comment on my pics to the effect that they would love to see their Wives impaled on my undoubtedly impressive cock. I mean, Really? I'm as straight as the road to Adelaide across the Sturt Desert. I'm an exhibitionist. I get off on showing off my stiff cock. If you like it, I don't give a stuff whether you want it up your ass, in your mouth. in your pussy, or in your SSFAO (significant small furry animal other). But when you tell me you'd love to see it impale your wife, frankly, I don't believe you... This is SYD/SYC. (Just between you and me and three million others, guys, I think you probably like it yourself...
By spermkiss [Ignore] 29,Sep,14 11:20 other posts 
Try not to let it get you down. Yes, you enjoy showing off your cock, and I, for one, enjoy seeing it. But the cuckold fantasy is far more prevalent among heterosexual men than most people realize. So try to indulge these guys. And you're right, they do like it themselves. But ALL MEN like dicks, even heterosexual men.


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