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*First World Problems*

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Started by #444014 [Ignore] 02,Dec,14 10:42
Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialised nation that people living in third world countries would probably roll their eyes at.

So what are some of your first 'world problems' ?

Examples..Pickles in your burger,when you said no pickles..

Internet going down....etc...
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By #476377 16,Nov,16 11:01
Having to watch football on a full hd 40" TV instead of a 4K ultra 65" one...so annoying!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Nov,16 18:31 other posts 
You take a girl out to dinner, spends the entire evening touching your crotch and all but then she refused to go home to fuck.
By #485312 14,Nov,16 23:24
that sucks, should ask how she'd like to pay next time, if she says she wants you to pay, tell her theres no free rides in life *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 15,Nov,16 18:56 other posts 
Ha ha. Indeed.


By #519361 14,Nov,16 18:07
When you wanna pay at a restaurant and they just won't accept your goldbars. I fucking **** that.
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Oh, I can write "fucking" but not " h ate"? xD


By #485312 14,Nov,16 16:35
when you go to restaurants that offer wifi and it runs so slow, by the time you leave, it still hasn't opened a single page...*lix*


By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 11,Aug,15 05:53 other posts 
Accidentally washing a red t-shirt with white sheets and your sheets turn pink. And your white shirts do too, if they were in there.
By #435701 14,Nov,16 14:26
Thanks for reminding me!! I have to do some laundry!!
By #485312 14,Nov,16 16:33
yes, l had white uniforms and my ex washed one red face washer in them, turned all them pink and l wasn't happy when half wouldn't bleach out...and l don't like pink as a rule...*lix*


By kebmo [Ignore] 14,Nov,16 14:37 other posts 
I couldn't find my gold leaf for my champagne last night because my butler was off so I had to send my chauffer to go get some! Poor, poor pitiful me.


By #496814 11,Nov,16 02:08
Being wide awake already at this hour because my white trash neighbour has a testosterone problem (read: harley davidson) he wakes the whole neighbourhood with. Every day.


By kebmo [Ignore] 11,Nov,16 00:53 other posts 
Bratty brats in high end restaurants. Grrrrrr it just gets my panties in a bunch!!!


By #485312 11,Aug,15 02:52
when the tag on your undies comes off in the wash and you wonder all day why they crawled up your arse crack and scratched your pussy, to find you had on them on back to front and inside out all day *lix*


By #485312 01,May,15 12:26
spoiled chil dren, nothing worse than a brat that doesn't appreciate what they have, especially when there are still youngsters that don't have clean water to drink in the same world as them *lix*


By Sickboy [Ignore] 08,Dec,14 18:56 other posts 
Running out of toilet roll!!
By #444014 06,Jan,15 06:31
Especially on curry night...
By #23212 08,Jan,15 00:38
Actually, IMHO, I believe many "people living in third world countries", especially remote villages in Africa for example, "would probably roll their eyes" at the toilet habits in most of North America, that is, where there very rarely is a bidet. While those 'Third World people' most always wash themselves after 'going', the 'First World people' just 'smear' their bums with pieces of paper until they seem clean.
By #358797 08,Jan,15 02:15
Lmao. I saw a commercial for one of those fancy bidet thingies, and they plopped chocolate pudding on a white carpet and blotted it with a paper towel....
By #11431 07,Mar,15 09:13⤴
very good point !


By #415959 08,Dec,14 18:26
Wait...the garbage man comes on what day?
By #444014 09,Dec,14 23:33
Refuse redistribution officers come on refuse redistribution day....
By #23212 11,Dec,14 02:24
Oh? Will you soon be relocating to 'The Colonies' to commence this scrupulous monitoring of 'politically correct diction'?


By #396572 08,Dec,14 17:41
The bag in my vacuum cleaner is full. What should i do?
By #23212 11,Dec,14 02:20
You possibly forgot that in the 'First World', most everything is considered 'disposable'. Therefore the obvious answer is to get a new vacuum cleaner.


By #444014 05,Dec,14 23:03
Running out of beer...
Not being able to find the TV remote control....
By JeffinKS [Ignore] 06,Dec,14 00:39 other posts 
hell yeah!
By bigone21 [Ignore] 07,Dec,14 18:23 other posts  ⤴
lack of anything material is not really a 1st world problem, just bad planning of doing the shopping, or letting someone do the shopping for you.

remote control for TV? you don't have an iPhone as a remote control for all the systems in your house?

this all sounds like: THIRD world problems!!
By #444014 07,Dec,14 18:28
So do you think in third world countries they have iPhones ?....

And you have shown the first world attitude to the problem...
By bigone21 [Ignore] 08,Dec,14 18:20 other posts 
read back what i said...

a remote control is 3rd world...

an iphone as RC is still very 1st world...

being in this forum is too..!
By #444014 08,Dec,14 18:39
I can see what you said, I understand your 'first world' problem...

Read what I said....I believe that you have misunderstood my comment..

I think you missed the irony...nudge nudge,
By bigone21 [Ignore] 08,Dec,14 18:59 other posts 
i missed YOUR irony??? i think YOU missed mine before...

can't get any more 1st world than this! haha!



By Sickboy [Ignore] 07,Dec,14 19:30 other posts 
Just deleted what I wrote might of been a bit harsh!


By Sickboy [Ignore] 07,Dec,14 18:02 other posts 
When my brand spanking new trainer's (sneakers) get a bit of dirt on them
By #444014 07,Dec,14 18:04
Use handy wipes to clean them up....

First world problem fixed with a first world solution...
By Sickboy [Ignore] 07,Dec,14 19:23 other posts 
b**y wipes are best and a toothbrush!!


By #431354 06,Dec,14 10:59
I think this is a major problem only registered users can see external links
By bigone21 [Ignore] 07,Dec,14 13:49 other posts 
jeez... are you allowed to post links to youtube?? new rules from admin???


check this... only registered users can see external links


By #472683 07,Dec,14 00:25
Damn....no batteries for the remote. I have to--the horror--change the channel myself!

I only have $100 to spend on food this week?!

Stupid plumbing issue. Now I only have the one toilet to use!
By #444014 07,Dec,14 02:12
Are you sure you have no batteries for the remote ?....

Check your lady toolbox(toy drawer ) for spares....
By #358797 07,Dec,14 02:28
I don't understand why there aren't solar powered remotes or one you can shake to charge like those silly flashlights...


By #370371 06,Dec,14 04:38
Can't decide whether to order pizza, Chinese food ,Indian, Mexican, fish n' chips.......... aaaaaaaaahh!
By #23212 06,Dec,14 23:47
Ahh, the 'First World'. You can order Mexican food in Ireland, but very difficult to get Irish food in Mexico.


By #23212 06,Dec,14 02:18
My local 'specialty' supermarket has over 50 kinds of olive oil, and it takes so long to examine and choose.

And the 25 kinds of rice? Don't get me started.
By #444014 06,Dec,14 02:33
By #23212 06,Dec,14 03:13
OK then, a start: Bomba Rice from Valencia, Spain, and EVOO from Tuscany, Italy.
But now will it be some prosciutto, also from Tuscany, or my favourite, some Serrano ham from Spain?
And then, dammitall, there are now 26 kinds of apples in my favourite produce market! The 'problems' here never stop!


By _avg_ [Ignore] 06,Dec,14 01:38 other posts 
Webpages don't load fast enough
There occasionally are mildly annoying pop-up ads
You can't right-click on everything
You need the right OS to understand that last one
You don't know/understand/acknowledge the correct pronunciation of "gif"


By bigone21 [Ignore] 02,Dec,14 12:42 other posts 
it being freezing cold right now, so i have to wear clothes...


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