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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 11,Jun,15 13:22  other posts
Seriously.
In another thread, a guy asked if it was weird to take out his balls when he pees in a public restroom.
Yes...yes it is. Unless, because of some strange genetic mutation, you actually urinate through your nut sack. In that case, you really have no other option.
The point is: If you have to ask if something is weird, you probably already know...deep down in your odd little soul... that it is.
Right?
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By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jul,22 11:26 other posts 
Two things:
1. I posted this topic seven fucking years ago. I have been here way too long...
2. Seven years later, people are STILL asking weird fucking questions. In fact, some of them are even weirder.
What the hell is up with that?


By JustWill [Ignore] 28,Dec,21 11:34 other posts 
And yet, the weird fucking questions continue...


By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jun,16 21:40 other posts 
Hey, this thread was bumped to the top with a message posted at 26,Jun,16 14:42. Where is that post?


By #485312 15,Jul,15 09:39
because you can, simple as that! *lix*


By #451452 20,Jun,15 15:53
Everyone has the freedom to be as open as they feel comfortable with on this site, within legal bounds. I fail to understand why some people are primarily derogatory of others in their comments. The motivation for the original comment or question is a personal thing. Different strokes for different folks. If we were all meant to be the same, with the same likes and dislikes it would be a dull world. The beauty is that while we are all humans, we each have unique contributions to make, which makes the world fun and interesting. If I like to pull my balls out when I urinate I may do it because it is hot and they need a cool down. I may do it because I am proud of their size and how they hang, or maybe it just feels good to me. Whatever, differences create interesting people and they should not be castigated for putting their differences out for public comment. You who are critical, also have the right to your opinion, but they can be expressed without using a derogatory tone that almost sounds like bullying. Keep it kind and friendly and people will enjoy their time spent here, don't make it ugly.
By JustWill [Ignore] 20,Jun,15 16:24 other posts 
Um...the "motivation" for his original comment was to ask if it was weird to take out his balls when he peed in public.
I told him that it was.
He ASKED a question.
I ANSWERED it.
Are you suggesting that I should have lied?

As to the "don't make it ugly" part:
What if the guy has ugly balls? Shouldn't he keep them out of public view so as to protect the sensibilities of those around him?


By #470422 11,Jun,15 14:05
Lol no shit I often think how stupid is the person that posts some idiotic question in the forum.
By JustWill [Ignore] 20,Jun,15 13:23 other posts 
Or the guy who posts a random shot of his pee-pee because he is desperate for attention...


By #477982 18,Jun,15 08:23
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Yep : I already know - like exhibitionists who post their stiff cocks because they know it's giving someone a wide-on, or a hard on, and they might even have a wank. Very exciting
By JustWill [Ignore] 18,Jun,15 13:52 other posts 
Look! You have a penis! How very nice for you. Setting aside the fact that the majority of members here also have penises, what is it about your particular dingus which made you think it was worthy of being displayed in a thread that had nothing at all to do with your wiener pics?
On second thought, don't bother to answer that question. We will just let the readers assume that no one was checking your junk out on your page, and you felt the attention-seeking need to plaster photos of it in places where it was not invited. Just to boost your ego.
Keep in mind, however, that you only HOPE that seeing your piss-nozzle is making guys get hard. That may not be the case, but it's nice to dream, isn't it?
By #477982 19,Jun,15 08:36
Oh dear - From your other posts, what a disgruntled, sad little pointy headed character you appear to be, O Great Protector of the Purity of the Thread. Perhaps you'd find some stress relief in transferring to the My Little Pony site
By JustWill [Ignore] 19,Jun,15 10:29 other posts 
This is, of course, coming from the guy who is so desperate to have people notice him that he posts pictures of his junk in random threads.
If you need attention that badly, why not cough up the 20 points to start your own "Please, please, please, somebody look at my dick" thread? I'm sure it will get the attention that it deserves.
Must be difficult living with such low self-esteem...


By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 08:22 other posts 
"Why do you ask such weird fucking questions?"

Because I can....and because I'm weird too...who isn't weird in their own unique way ?

Different strokes for different folks...

Bathroom/restroom culture is different all over the world,but if I walked in on some guy with his berry pouch hanging out while he pee'd, I would probably find it odd and amusing at the same time,so a bit non plus about it in general,just depends on the circumstance as to how I would react I guess..
By JustWill [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 09:41 other posts 
But...if you feel the need to ASK if it is weird, doesn't that imply that you already suspect that it might be?
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 11:31 other posts 
To Mr. TheUnicorn, if you're going to question and/or mock every post here, I will post and encourage others to post in the thread entitled PEEHOLE PLAY. How do you like those bananas? There's another question for you, mister! Please note the shepherd's HOOK with the dot thingie.
By JustWill [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 12:09 other posts 
I mock no one. They mock themselves. I just point out where it happened.
I do not really like bananas. I'm more of an apple or pear kinda guy.
Oranges are yummy, too.

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I've never attended a PEEHOLE play. Sounds like a very bad type of theater production.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 12:39 other posts  ⤴
Is it weird is just a pre cursor to a statement/comment like "with all due respect".
But I think asking if something is weird is just like asking "is this normal ?" because it's all subjective and open to interpretation.

One person's kink is another person's normal...
By JustWill [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 13:34 other posts 
Again, though, if you feel compelled to ask "is this normal?", that implies that...through your own observations...you have already determined that it might NOT be normal.
The answer you get, then, will most likely be "No. It is not normal."
Asking the question also implies that you are concerned about the possible weirdness or abnormality of what you are doing. If it bothers you enough that you have to ask, then just skip the question portion of the program and simply STOP DOING THAT WEIRD SHIT!
By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 16:21 other posts 
How do you find out things if you do not ask so called "weird" questions though ? sometimes you just need to ask the question,to actually see whether or not it is normal regardless of what your natural inclination will be...some might call it having an open mind some call it curiosity ,whatever you want to call it adds to the fun in life,who really knows what is weird until you find out something weirder
By Fritz [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 11:32 other posts  ⤴
You just like to ask weird questions because it makes you hot for what ever reason - so if you Need it to get a hard one ist ok
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Why do I answer sucjh a stupid post like yours? Because I can...., do you realise now the bullshit you are writing?
By JustWill [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 12:12 other posts 
So, you're against bathroom/restroom culture?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 12:40 other posts 
Don't mention the c word

Fritz should be able to explain what goes on in German restrooms though !!!
By Fritz [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 03:50 other posts 
It was a mistake to give answers on such stupid stuff, so why did I do it? Because: I can
By mr_blue [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 09:39 other posts 
Yet you keep answering on my stupid stuff....
By Fritz [Ignore] 17,Jun,15 04:30 other posts 
Assuming one does not comment on stupid questions, then stupidity would rule the World. That's my why I answer on your thread, however in your case it is just hopeless
By mr_blue [Ignore] 18,Jun,15 08:09 other posts 
Err...stupidity does rule the world.

You see what you want to see in my words...everything is open to interpretation... sometimes 5+5 = 11 lol
By Fritz [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 03:47 other posts  ⤴
In times of AIDS - yes, before this was ok
By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 12:33 other posts  ⤴
Did you read what I posted there ?

Stupid questions get stupid answers,
By JustWill [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 14:02 other posts 
But you didn't really answer the question he asked!

(Seriously, alex, if you keep avoiding the answers to direct questions, people are going to start thinking that you are Australian. )

DO you "realise now the bullshit you are writing"?

I'm not sure how the guy's "because I can" actually acts as proof that you are writing bullshit, but I'm just a mythical creature, so I may not catch every nuance of mundane languages...
By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Jun,15 16:29 other posts 
People see what they want to see,whether or not I answered the question is open to interpretation,like everything...

I write bullshit,this is the interwebs,it's par for the course..one man's crap is another man's gold....

But as for Unicorns, I thought they were weird,until I realised they are my kinda weird
By Fritz [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 03:52 other posts  ⤴
Thanks - at least another guy with Abit of brain
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I meant unicorn - to be clear!!!


By bella! [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 10:45 other posts 
Do you oppose the discussion of the urinary meatus in this thread?
By JustWill [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 10:59 other posts 
The urinary meatus should get his own damn thread. (Yes, I'm pointing at YOU, Leo!)
By bella! [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 11:40 other posts 
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
By #472683 14,Jun,15 15:07⤴
Or at least come out and "meet us".
By bella! [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 15:12 other posts 
"meet us" was a play on meatus....so clever!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 20:05 other posts 
What about those who are vegetarians? I am not. So I like to expose my meat (is this the new term for cock? )
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Jun,15 20:07 other posts  ⤴
But I like to expose my cock where other ones can look at it. At my own place it doesn't count.
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 08:36 other posts 
Last night I took the train out of town. I was horny so I decided to expose my cock. Two girls were sitting diagonally opposite. They started staring and I got harder. One of them came next to me and asked me where I was going. When she realized I was going to be on the train for another hour, she said if she could help. Of course I said yes. She looked around to make sure nobody was watching and then she grabbed my cock. It was an incredible feeling. I tried to touch her ass and she let me slide my hand down her pants. A few minutes later my hand found her pussy that was by then very wet. Another few strokes and I came life a fountain. The other girl was watching but saying nothing. Suddenly, she jumps and gets close and licks my cock. She cleaned it from all the cum. I kissed her while kept playing with the other girl's pussy. Another couple of minutes, and she had a huge orgasm. I did nothing with the other girl because she had already taken care of her pussy by herself. So, there, I got away with it! And not only that, but I also got the girls' phone numbers. Guess that I'll be doing tonight! !!

Our doubts are traitors,
and make us lose the good we oft might win,
by fearing to attempt.
(William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure)
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 08:53 other posts 
"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream..."

(William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream )
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 16:46 other posts  ⤴
Interesting that you would choose to quote Lucio to support your point, given that the character is the comic relief in the play. With the exception of Claudio, the only person he shows loyalty to is himself. He is presented as a foolish man who believes that satisfying his sexual urges is the most important thing in life, yet he mocks those same qualities in others and is quick to betray the women he has sex with. Lucio impregnates a prostitute, but refuses to take responsibility. It is also made apparent that he has venereal disease of some type. The guy you quote is shown to be amoral and lacking in integrity.

Also worth noting is the fact that the quote you chose is Lucio trying to convince Isabella not to be afraid about begging for her br*ther's life to be spared. He's not trying to convince her to go out and have sex on a train, compromise her virtue (she wants to be a nun), or to take action that she would find morally questionable. He's telling her that she has to at least attempt to plead for Claudio to be spared because it may be the only chance he has, and this is no time to doubt her power of persuasion.

The CONTEXT of a quote is important. Though it seems on the surface that the lines you posted support your point, if you look at the actual text of the play surrounding them and the fact that the character who says them is a disease-ridden, lecherous, disloyal fool, it doesn't quite do the job you intended it to.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 18:20 other posts 
Well, where were you when folks were buying Cliffs Notes?
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Excuse me, excuse me please.....is anyone interested in posting a close up of their pee hole?
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:04 other posts 
I was busy reading the actual text. Cliffs Notes are for dunderheads and pussies (the non-vaginal kind. I do not recommend EVER storing Cliffs Notes in an actual cooter.)

I thought that thread was about people trying to close up their pee holes. I was worried that their bladders would explode.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:26 other posts 
Well, I've not used Cliffs Notes BUT in another thread I did confess that I had issues with reading/comprehension of Edgar Allan Poe. I will amend that to include Shakespeare and the King James version of the Bible.

My dad encouraged us to read, read, read, it's not my thing however I wish it was.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:06 other posts  ⤴
Yeah, here is mine (with some cum too...)

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Wish I could expose this on a bus while I was being watched by 4 women. Perhaps one of them could also give me a blow job.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:17 other posts 
Thanks for the pee hole shot. Oye!
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:18 other posts 
Thanks, bella, for getting Captain PeeHole all fired-up...
By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:33 other posts  ⤴
Sorry.
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:17 other posts  ⤴
Perhaps another could whip out some Super Glue and close up your pee hole.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:08 other posts  ⤴
Another question I have is this: if I expose my balls in the restroom, is it ok to have my cock rings on or would that be an offense?
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By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:15 other posts  ⤴
While we are in a "learny" kind of mood:

The technical term for the "pee hole"...in both men and women...is the urinary meatus. It is also called the urethral orifice/meatus.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:41 other posts 
Most of the time I am in a "learny mood", however I suspect not so much when I'm sl33ping.
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I wonder if you started a thread requesting that members post pictures of their urinary meatus, what pictures and/or responses would you receive.
By #358797 13,Jun,15 20:01
He'd probably get some fucknut with a Slim Jim stuffed in his dick.
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 20:33 other posts 

I see what you did there!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Jun,15 19:04 other posts  ⤴


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