Being popular on the internet is like being rich in monopoly!!!!

Scunter don't ya love your relations when they bring out a slang word that makes you spray the drink out your nose....

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Know yourself,know your enemy,but the enemy is within

Reality Winner

Mothers used to tell their daughters: "A man won't buy the cow if he can get the milk for free."

Now they tell them: "Don't buy the whole damn pig just to get one little sausage."

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I am Groot

Cockwomble

Stephen Colbert calling trump a cocksucker then the reaction of conservatives to his comment....calling for a boycott of CBS....

this site... *Lix*

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Lunch with my two nieces and their four klds.

A picture of jeff sessions

Trumpcare Ben Carson calling slaves immigrants...Sean Spicer....Lead bullets.... Bannon, if trump was black ?....Wtf happened to balanced reporting?...A lot made me smile today...
Horseshit UK reporting on the USA....

A football(not grid iron) team called Barcelona..And the reactions of the presenters and pundits..

My cat staring at it's reflection in water...
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Samuel L Jackson's Twitter response to Ben Carson

Trump accusing Obama of tapping his communications... ...

"alternative facts"... good to see the same old shit still going on here....For the record and for what it's worth,I like America, I'm just having trouble trying to get people to debate rather than just be patriots...Everyone wants what is best for themselves and their country,and the Americans here probably don't like what I say about their country,well if you don't like what I say,for starters,tough shit,secondly now you see how it feels when you get people questioning every little thing your country does and how annoyed you become...Now you are understanding how some of these countries might feel....

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Why does Trump take xanax ?To help with Hispanics attacks!!!
How is Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan..

This shit right here...
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Twelve Days Of Fast Food

(To The Tune “Twelve days of Christmas”)

On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

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this bloke makes me smile, make me laugh, and has been the best thing that has happened to me for a long while...*Lix*

You're so inbred,you might as well be a sandwich...

A guy is in a bar, a blonde walks up to him and asks him to buy her a drink, he asked, "Have you ever had a budgie on your right shoulder?"
She says, "No, why?"
He asks her "have you had a parrot on your left shoulder?"
She says "No, what are you getting at here?"
He says to her looking her in the eyes with a smile on his face, "Arh but I bet you have had a Cock-Or-Two in your mouth before."

Being blacklisted by people you have never spoken to...
Lmao @ people who like to lick foreskin but don't like uncut cock !!!!!

Munter...

Apparently,during sex,you burn as many calories as running five miles....

Question...who the fuck can run five miles in 30 seconds ?..

Can your poon play a tune ?...does your ding a ling sing ?