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Started by #443664 [Ignore] 28,Sep,15 18:32
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One night in Miami I met five Martians who all looked really horny and had big green dicks. My girlfriend got scared and hid but I got a hard-on! The first Martian saw it and he walked over to examine it, but he collapsed and died from the terrible heat and humidity of Florida.
The girl came out of hiding and sucked his dick, the dude blew a big load on the dead alien, the alien then came back to life and swallowed them both and took them back to his spaceship and began his probing experiments on them.
As the Alien began examining the girls asshole with his body probing tool, she moaned a lot and blurted out "how come you never reach the G spot with your dick!" And he answered "how could I, when you always want it in your bum just like the alien is doing now?". Just after he said this another alien came and joined in, with a far bigger probe than the first.
The alien with the bigger probe approached the boyfriend, with double penetration in mind. The boyfriend said "is that the biggest you've got you wimpy green aliens?"
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Three more aliens returned with some more instruments
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WOW! The word chlo_ro_form was censored? What the fuck?
Let me try another chemical:
DIMUCARBONYLHEXACARBONYLIDICOBALT
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That was OK. Maybe I should rephrase the continuation of the story as:
"a laser gun, 1.2 kilograms of dimucarbonylhexacarbonylidicobalt, 3 mini-robots and 6 pounds of garlic-flavored chewing gum."
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