If you had to be haunted by a ghost for the rest of your life but could choose which dead person the ghost would be, who would you choose as your ghost?

If you could change Stephen Hawking's 'electronic voice' whose voice would you change it for ?

Samuel L Jackson ?,Bugs Bunny ?...

If a pig fucks a cow ,do you get bacon burgers ?

Do you think dinosaurs used to masturbate?
I bet the t-rex was not happy if they did!!!

You're walking in a forest and you found a black suitcase. Inside it holds 1 million dollars and a piece of paper stained in b.l.o.o.d with a single word "Don't".


Would you take the suitcase home or leave it?

1. There is no soul and there is no devil. But if I could have my way, I'd want to be able to have an orgasm any time I like and cum any time I wish.

2. There is no hell. I have no idea what they'd tell.

3. Hypothetical questions exist. We make them up.

4. I'd ask: If you had the opportunity and ability to fuck any woman you wanted, any time you liked, would you do that all the time?

the power to kill the devil


super hell


Kill ISIS, Make piece with Russia, and pass a bill to realize the goal of the "Free the Nipple" campaign


I woun't answer them


What would you do if you walked in on your mother while she was playing with herself?

If I could sell my soul to the Devil...I know this sounds impossible to believe on a planet full of selfish, greedy, ME, ME, ME 'humanoids'...but I would sell it for the total destruction of ALL nuclear weapons and that they NEVER be re-built. Earth is such a beautiful planet full of wonderful creatures, (man NOT included) plants and Oceans full of...what? We really know less about our own Planet than the Universe...Man thinks he know so much, but he really knows next to nothing. Sorry to have to use 'he'...women are so much more attuned to life than men. They can only THINK with one head...It MUST be so much less confusing!
Anyway, there are many people with wonderful kids in my life. And I do NOT want their kids to see a new kind of Cumulous Cloud (mushroom) in their sunset...
I am old. I have no kids. Simply because I did not want mine to witness those mushroom clouds...and 'envy the dead'. Those dead being so close to 'Ground Zero' they never knew what happened...Sorry to be so realistic. But most of the people on this beautiful blue orb are too busy with their everyday lives to 'SEE'...'believe' what is happening.
Our only hope in NOT destroying our wonderful little Planet, is that that idiot man-**** in N. Korea starts something that requires 'regional nukes' and is limited to a small part of the World and hopefully WAKES everyone the FUCK UP!!!
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Here's a very minor point of how far man has de-evolved...I cannot say c.h.i.l.d. without being censored. I rest my case about the disgustingly stupid human race.

Sure, I'll bite...

"If you could really sell your soul to the devil, what would you sell it for?"
Probably less than market value, I'd bet...

"Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?"
New Jersey

"If you were to become the President of America, what would you do?"
Resign

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
What question isn't hypothetical?

What kind of site would you go to when you wanted to share naked shots of yourself and talk about sex related topics? *lix *

"I dont have to sell my soul... Hes aleady in me... I dont need to sell my soul.... Hes already in me".....

What if there was no abuse panel ????????

If you could combine three superheroes to make one? who would you pick and why ?

You shouldnt be allowed to sell something that doesnt exist
Youre living in hell and the only other place you will go is back into the ground and be reduced back to atoms
President should ban gun sales to anyone that doesnt use one for their job
We wouldnt be where we are if we didnt ask the questions in the first place
*lix *

What if there was no religion ?

If you had a one way time machine,where would you travel to,the future or the past ?

Sell my soul??.....copious amount of weed!! ...oh and some Rizla!........Bong!!

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No hypothetical questions??...ain't that a paradox!