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Started by #491031 [Ignore] 28,Jul,16 14:08
I'm thinking four.
The first one is just experimentation...to see what it's like.
The second can be seen as an attempt to gather a bit more data.
The third blowjob is simply to confirm the results of the test and determine whether or not you really like sucking cock.
Number four, though, makes it official.

Sucking that fourth dick earns you your membership card, and you can expect the club T-shirt to arrive in the mail in seven to ten days.
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By #655976 05,Jan,22 03:40
I sucked probably 40 strangers, been fucked a few times, I like to swallow and also lick and eat assholes, I’m known as pig Daddycock in my area, but I also love a good pussy… I think I lean gay, but probably bisexual, I also posted a lot of porn videos with over 7 million views wold wide, I also love sucking in public with others watching, sucked off two guys in an xrated theater while others jerking off to my show.
By #491031 23,Jun,22 11:42
Once you've had a guy's dick in your mouth, do they still qualify as a "stranger"?
By #673917 23,Jun,22 17:55
yes
By #491031 23,Jun,22 19:09
Seriously?
Learning how a guy's dingus tastes seems just a bit more personal than knowing his name...
By #673917 23,Jun,22 17:50⤴
Ive had 157 wowomen and 33 men am i gay
By #491031 23,Jun,22 19:05
You've had them do what?
I mean, if you've had them wash your car, then probably not.
Here's a side question:
What kind of person actually keeps such an exact count, and...um...WHY?


By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Apr,21 00:20 other posts 
O N E... U N O... Just one...
By #491031 01,Jan,22 15:52
Are you speaking from experience?
By tecsan [Ignore] 02,Jan,22 04:38 other posts 
I do not have to try pigs eyeballs or intestines to know that they disgust me faggot bitch...
By #491031 02,Jan,22 14:17
If sucking dick disgusts you so much, why do you keep doing it?

Also, if the guy you're blowing is making you eat a pig's eyeball before you do it, you should probably find a new regular suck-buddy.
By tecsan [Ignore] 03,Jan,22 03:58 other posts 
Maybe you should try pussy like me ...Think you might like it as much as I do cocksucking bitch...
By #491031 03,Jan,22 10:41
"pussy like" you? Is there really another pussy like you?


"you might like it as much as I do cocksucking"--I'm not sure that that is possible. From the way you talk, you like cocksucking a lot. I don't know if anyone here could like it as much as you claim to. I mean, you're willing to eat a pig's eyeball just to give a guy a blowjob. I'd never go that far.
By tecsan [Ignore] 04,Jan,22 03:46 other posts 
Fuck I would shoot myself in the head before sucking a dick...Now pussy better look out...It is queers like you that give queers a bad name...
By #491031 04,Jan,22 10:16
tecsan is a pretty crappy name for a queer, but I didn't give it to you. You named yourself that.

Don't shoot yourself in the head, no one wants to clean the shit splatters off the walls when your useless noggin explodes.
By #574505 04,Jan,22 10:41
tecsan watch your manners
Have more respect..


By PSerect [Ignore] 29,Dec,21 18:10 other posts 
none. Being gay is more than just having sex with the same sex, just as being straight is not defined by sex with the opposite sex. Sex is just one small part of persons sexuality
By #491031 29,Dec,21 22:23
"one small part"?
You couldn't be more wrong.
Sex is exactly one-third of sexuality.
By PSerect [Ignore] 31,Dec,21 00:56 other posts 
Even if sex is 1/3rd of sexuality, that means 2/3rds is not. 2/3rds is alot more than 1/3rd so I stand my my comment and I question your statement about one-third being EXACTLY sex. Ive never seen studies on human sexuality that have stated any aspect as being that exact. Sexuality is complex and refers to the type of person you are sexually attracted to, not the number of sexual partners you've had. It seems some people think being gay is all about sexand thats absolutely incorrect. My point was that whether you define yourself as gay or straight, there is much more about how a person lives their life than whom they choose to love or who their sex partners are. Do you think that people who live a celebate life dont identify themselves as gay, straight,bi, polymaourous, etc? Of course they do. They may not engage in sexual activities with others, but they still csn look at someone and feel an attraction. How rediculous to think your sexuality is only defined by how many sexual partners youve had. So im sorry to say that you couldnt be more wrong and stating something like one-third of your sexuality is sex is completely inaccurate. I challenge you to find any credible study that supports such an obsurd statement.
By #491031 31,Dec,21 10:54
1. 1/3 is a lot more than "one small part". Unless you are talking about the smaller third.

2. I don't need any study to support my statement. All I need is the ability to count letters.

3. How a person chooses to live their life has nothing at all to do with my original post.

4. My three-year-old nephew has "identified" as a puppy for the past two weeks. Should we take him to the vet?

5. I never specified that the four cocks had to be from four different partners. You can blow the same guy four times and still qualify.

6. Perhaps if you stopped being celibate and actually had sex with someone you wouldn't be this cranky.

7. I take it, from the grumpy tone of your posts, that you aren't really interested in getting a mempership card and a free T-shirt.
By PSerect [Ignore] 03,Jan,22 01:26 other posts 
Not grumpy or celebate, but I do like to tweak someone when they come of as self inflated and make statements that are most likely opinions and state them as facts. Oh and I stand by my statement which is a fact BTW that you donr need to suck any dicks to be gay
By #491031 03,Jan,22 10:36
" I do like to tweak someone when they come of as self inflated"--So, you're saying that your post was a form of self-satire. I didn't get that until you explained it.

As to the "make statements that are most likely opinions and state them as facts" bit:
I am guessing that the part of my original post--the very first line that says "I'm thinking four"--didn't indicate clearly enough for you that what followed was an opinon.


By thebeewolf [Ignore] 01,Jan,22 18:07 other posts 
I consider myself straight but I get blowjobs and handjobs from guys. For me the key thing is I'm not attracted to men's bodies in any way. Like you could parade ten naked male porn stars in front of me and I would have zero chance of getting a boner.

But if you like sucking dicks, that means I think you're at least sexually turned on by men's bodies (even if it's only their dicks?). I wouldn't say it makes you gay, but it may qualify at least as bisexual.

Having said all that, I'm a big believer in not telling other people how to identify. It is for them to say, no one else.
By #491031 02,Jan,22 14:30
I'm not sure that an official "I'm Gay" membership card would be accepted as identification at most places. You should probably just use your driver's license...


By #657748 02,Jan,22 02:29
I do not know but I have hundreds of dicks iam a pole smoker I love choke on dick
By #491031 02,Jan,22 14:18
It must be hard to walk with hundreds of dicks...


By Maxream [Ignore] 09,Apr,21 00:21 other posts 
Some people want/like to suck cock. Some people don't. If you want/like to suck dick then..... suck dick. If you don't...... then don't. Either way, who the fuck cares if it makes you gay or not?
By #491031 01,Jan,22 15:55
And yet, you took the time to pop in and share your opinion with the rest of the class...


By #64328 31,Dec,21 18:11
As many as you want. Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you gay.
By #491031 01,Jan,22 15:51
So, if you sucked a whole bag of dicks in one sitting, it wouldn't make you even a little bit gay?


By german_guy [Ignore] 31,Dec,21 09:52 other posts 
does it matter how many cocks you have sucked or not....its the person who counts and not the sexuality..that's my opinion
By #491031 31,Dec,21 10:38
You may have your opinion, but until you suck that fourth dick you are not getting your membership card and T-shirt.
By german_guy [Ignore] 01,Jan,22 12:29 other posts 
I amin no hurry


By #652988 31,Dec,21 20:28
I can't find no one to come and us suck each other off. I'm wanting to suck a man's dick for the first time and him to suck mine to


By #644817 29,Dec,21 16:03
Suck as many as you want
By #491031 31,Dec,21 10:58
Thanks for the permission!
By #644817 31,Dec,21 11:38


By #514663 30,Dec,21 12:11
I've sucked more then 4 but I also eat pussy so 🤷
By #491031 31,Dec,21 10:59
Sorry, but we don't have a T-shirt for that...


By onthelose [Ignore] 30,Dec,21 00:03 other posts 
Why does everything have to fit into some category. Can't we just enjoy what we like without someone looking down their nose at us because we like something different??
By #491031 30,Dec,21 11:50
Because it is human nature to categorize things, that's why. In our on-going effort to unravel the mysteries of life, the universe, and everything, we put things into categories in an attempt to learn and understand.
This is why we know that cats are not dogs and poison is not good to eat.

I'm not sure where you got the "looking down their nose at us because we like something different" part when reading my post. There's nothing at all in there about passing judgement on anyone.
Therefore, I have to place you in the category of "people who read things that aren't there into stuff they see in the forum".


By #491031 29,Dec,21 12:05
As a special promotional offer, suck a dick in the next six days, and we will send you your official "I AM GAY" membership card and T-shirt absolutely free! (just pay shipping and handling)


By #545468 08,Apr,21 22:31
I don't think sucking cock makes you gay. Plenty of straight guys suck cock and enjoy it. But at the end of the day, they will be in bed with a woman.

There is a difference between being sexually attracted to a guy and liking to have sex with a guy.

I am a fan of casual sex. I love having sex with another guy. I am not looking for a relationship. I am looking to get naked with a guy and enjoy ourselves. I am not bragging here, but I have had sex with at least 200 guys. Some people like drinking beer. Others like going to hockey games. I like having sex with a man and I love to suck a man's cock. This week is typical ... three guys came over here to have sex. They are all married to women, but they love having sex with another man ... me. I was also I was the third guy in a mmm threesome. One of the other two is s straight single who loves m2m sex.

At the end of the day, however, I will be sleeping with my partner ... the guy I have been in a relationship for over seven years. We love each other and are committed to each other. Yes, he has sex with other guys. So do I. I am gay and far prefer sex with a guy. He is bi and has sex with both.

Sucking cock does not make you gay. It is just a preference you have when you are having sex.


By Sucklove [Ignore] 04,Apr,21 03:28 other posts 
I love sucking cock, stroking cock and looking at cock but I have absolutely no attraction to the man it belongs to what so ever. Ive sucked over 50 different dicks and do so every chance I get. but nothing turns me on more than a beautiful woman.


By #536019 29,Jan,21 15:04
I've always considered myself Bi, even though I've sucked about 50 cock over the years.


By #532851 10,Nov,17 12:40
One makes you gay or bi
By #491031 17,Dec,17 11:27
What if a dick just accidentally falls into your mouth when you aren't looking?
By probowler298 [Ignore] 27,Jan,21 21:59 other posts 
then i will get naked suck his dick pose for pics and offer up my asshole


By spermkiss [Ignore] 18,Dec,17 14:24 other posts 
There is no fixed number because a man's sexual orientation is hard wired into his brain. If a man is gay, he's gay, even if he's never sucked a cock. On the other hand a man can be straight and do a LOT of playing around with other men, even taking dozens of loads and swallowing, and still be straight.

Then there's the phenomenon of the straight cocksucker. These are men who identify as straight and who live as straight but never-the-less like to suck cocks. And there are a lot of them out there. Undoubtedly millions worldwide.
By tb1 [Ignore] 22,Feb,18 00:45 other posts 
I wish one of those str8 cocksuckers would move next door to me
By spermkiss [Ignore] 22,Feb,18 11:21 other posts 
Not to be snide here, but aren't you one yourself?
By tb1 [Ignore] 22,Feb,18 12:00 other posts 
maybe with a 3D printer, I could copy myself
By #633353 25,Jan,21 10:36⤴
I think this is a reasonable response. I am straight, in that I do not "Love" other men. However, occassionally I like to play with other men. I enjoy that there are no Emotional strings attached to this play. Just sex. I guess I consider my sex bi when it comes to sex, but not gay, which I consider also involves emotional attraction


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