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How many dicks do you have to suck before you are officially gay?

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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 28,Jul,16 14:08  other posts
I'm thinking four.
The first one is just experimentation...to see what it's like.
The second can be seen as an attempt to gather a bit more data.
The third blowjob is simply to confirm the results of the test and determine whether or not you really like sucking cock.
Number four, though, makes it official.

Sucking that fourth dick earns you your membership card, and you can expect the club T-shirt to arrive in the mail in seven to ten days.
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 18:09 other posts 
The scientific answer is 27.38. That's the average. So if your such 30 cocks you've reached your goal.
--------------------------------------- added after 717 hours

My second sentence came out garbled. Let me correct:
"So if you've sucked 30 cocks you've reached your goal. "
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 12:12 other posts 
Wait--
Are you saying that the average scientist has sucked 27.38 cocks?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 16:09 other posts 
First, apologies for the incorrect sentence.
Second, no that's not what I'm saying.
I was using the word "average" as a noun.
You're using it as an adjective.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 16:34 other posts 
Yes. Yes I am. Words are my bitch...
By leopoldij [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 21:13 other posts 
I know. Therefore, what you suggested cannot be identical in meaning to what I wrote.
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,Jan,17 14:59 other posts 
Often what I suggest is not identical in meaning to what people write. On the other hand, they frequently write stuff which is not identical with what they mean.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 17,Jan,17 16:49 other posts 
"Often what I suggest is not identical in meaning to what people write."
OK, thanks for letting me know.
"On the other hand, they frequently write stuff which is not identical with what they mean."
In my case, I did mean what I wrote, albeit, probably, not scientifically correct.


By cumjohn [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 12:32 other posts 
How about guys that rather gets sucked than suck?
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 18:46 other posts 
You mean like 99.9% of the guys on the planet?


By #46165 07,Aug,16 19:04
I dont think its 4 but Im not sure how many it is.

Ill keep sucking dicks and let you know when I find out.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 12:13 other posts 
That sounds like a reasonable plan


By veryshyguy [Ignore] 16,Dec,16 16:57 other posts 
Reading the comments in this forum topic makes my head hurt!!! I need to get drunk!!! I need a beer!!! No maybe 2 beers!!! Oh fuck it only a 6 pack will do!!!
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 12:11 other posts 
How many beers do you have to drink before you are officially an alcoholic?


By #525035 13,Jan,17 09:59
After the first one, if you want more than just sucking cock from your partner
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,17 12:09 other posts 
More?
Like you want him to make you a sandwich or share the TV remote?


By #434084 15,Jan,17 14:05
/2ald5j6bd5hopic.html suck me off please


By #510842 17,Dec,16 20:33
My question is, is it possible to suck as many cocks as you want and not be officially gay? I myself have never actually sucked a cock but am definitely not opposed to the idea. I have seen many cocks both on here, on other sites and in person that given the opportunity I would gladly drop to my knees and start sucking. However I'm just as likely to spread a woman's legs and bury my tongue in her pussy.
By JustWill [Ignore] 15,Jan,17 13:48 other posts 
Yes. You would be officially bi...


By small_dik [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 19:19 other posts 
I don't bi it.
By JustWill [Ignore] 15,Jan,17 13:47 other posts 
I see what you did there...


By Odin_york_pa [Ignore] 15,Jan,17 09:42 other posts 
I think being gay is more than just sucking a dick. It's a lifestyle no different than being straight and being with the opposite sex. No one ever asked how many pussys do you have to fuck before you are officially straight.
By JustWill [Ignore] 15,Jan,17 12:45 other posts 
Nobody ever treats a guy who eats pussy as second-class citizen or a mental defective because of their sexual orientation, either.


By #485312 31,Jul,16 06:25
none, gay men are gay even if they haven't sucked a cock *lix*
By stroker11 [Ignore] 31,Jul,16 06:41 other posts 
How true...there are other signs.
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,Jul,16 08:16 other posts 
Other "signs"?
Like a knack for interior design?
What, exactly, are the "signs" of gayness?
By bella! [Ignore] 31,Jul,16 08:25 other posts 
C'mon!

For sure, interior design is a sign, that and floral arrangements as well as scissors! Give a man a pair of scissors and it's like he has a magic wand! Everyone knows that a woman won't give you a good haircut or hairstyle because she doesn't want you looking better than her!
By #496814 18,Dec,16 02:58
So you are saying gays have magic wands, while straight guys have not?
By #201583 31,Jul,16 11:54⤴
Our farts smell like Skittles, mmmm, "Taste the Rainbow."
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 04:07 other posts 
It doesn't matter what any persons sexual orientation is, farts NEVER smell like Skittles!
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 16:25 other posts 
They do if the gas passes through a butt stuffed with Skittles...
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 17:48 other posts 
And what do you know about a butt being stuffed full of Skittles? Hmmmmm.......????

Maybe you should change your name from JustWill to JustWeird!
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 21:09 other posts 
It was just an hypothesis, not the result of actual testing. It only seems reasonable that, given the fact that wind carries scent, a butt-burp wafting from a Skittles-packed rectum would pick up their odor as it passed. It would smell like someone pooped in a candy store.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Aug,16 08:13 other posts 
Would you be kind enough to test your hypothesis, some time soon, and report back with your scientific findings.

Skittles are much like M & M's, the goodness is encapsulated in a candy shell. I am not certain that a "butt-burp" would penetrate the shell and expel the rainbow effect that cumdump refers to.
By JustWill [Ignore] 25,Aug,16 09:06 other posts 
You have obviously never eaten at Taco Bell. The toxins produced from consuming their "food" can peel paint off of a wall.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Aug,16 09:10 other posts 
So this works when something from Taco Bell is consumed? Have you ever had a White Castle?
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 21:47 other posts  ⤴
yes, and it causes the "barnyard Trots" to..
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Dec,16 21:49 other posts  ⤴
I my self prefer gummy bears they dissolve when you lick them
By #514830 31,Jul,16 07:27⤴
Most guys experiment with each other when teens. So does the mean most guys are gay
By #485312 25,Aug,16 04:48
no, experimenting is different to sexual preference...its a part of growing up but not a precursor for what you will want later in life, it might change your views on what you want, but it doesn't change who you really are *lix*


By #363802 18,Dec,16 02:57
I don't know, but I'm sure I've passed the limit!! Although, women are always what I LOVE and desire before anything else! It's not easy to look at a BIG dick and not want to suck on it!


By #436014 25,Aug,16 00:30
liking cock is not the same as being gay, which is being exclusively into men (and not just their cocks). i'd say you would know after about the 3rd time sucking cock whether you like sucking cock.

who doesn't like sucking cock?
By JustWill [Ignore] 25,Aug,16 07:36 other posts 
"Who doesn't like sucking cocks?"
Guys who are actually straight.
By #436014 25,Aug,16 19:48
damn they're missing out
By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 23:58 other posts 
My ex wife!


By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 00:54 other posts 
Zero. Have you ever met a kld that you "know" is going to grow up gay? I have met two and I think it just goes to prove the point that you're born gay, it's not a sexual choice. Both of these b0ys were seven or eight. They didn't even know that they were gay....yet.
So, JustWill, does this membership come in the mail? Do I have to apply for it? Join a club? I should have received one about six or seven years ago.
By dgraff [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 06:35 other posts 
yeah any way weres mine I should have received it 40+ years ago
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 13:11 other posts  ⤴
Once you have given that fourth blowjob, you are automatically registered as a member. The Universe just KNOWS. The card and shirt magically appear in your mailbox. If you didn't get yours, a neighbor probably swiped them when you weren't home.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 14:08 other posts 
So 4 is the magic number?

Actually, your "reasoning" seems reasonable!
By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 17:05 other posts 
So Bella I assume that you're gay too?
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Dec,16 18:56 other posts 
I reckon I would be!


By #487013 07,Aug,16 23:34
I reckon it's a lot like a Tootsie Pop... The world may never know....
By JustWill [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 23:37 other posts 
Only if you ask Mr. Owl. That bastard ALWAYS bites it after three licks.
By #487013 25,Aug,16 23:32
Greedy bastard.
By _avg_ [Ignore] 26,Aug,16 00:09 other posts  ⤴
One, t-whoOOOOooo, thrrree. *CHOMP* Thrrree.


(Don't tell me you didn't just hear it in his voice)


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