| I needed a bit of fuel this morning. So, yeah...I pulled into the convenient spot at my local gas station. As I tended to the business at hand, I couldn't help but notice a stranger meandering around Pump 2. He had the most engorging booger nose hanger, ever. EVER. I said nothing, and let him proceed unaware into the brightly lit store with hot coffee and stuff.
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Question: Should I have told that guy he had a booger on his face?
Why do I continue my membership here?
Is there anyone listening? |
That's also a great line if you're dealing with a miserable person. Having spent my life in the service industry I can recall about ten times when it shuts up a bitch or an asshole cold! Suddenly what they were bitching about becomes less important than the "booger" which isn't even there; but only I know that.
I would have gone with "Hey, you've got a bat in the cave." Perhaps handed him a tissue if I had some on me. I think the real question here is how could he not feel it?!
Perhaps you enjoy looking.
Sometimes there are people listening... Sometimes they are just waiting for you to shut up so they can talk about themselves. It sucks. If you find a good listener, cherish them.
- Do men carry tissue?
- It has been difficult to "feel" anything in Michigan other than cold. Last Friday, in the metro Detroit area, it was 72 degrees Fahrenheit and the following day, Saturday, it was 32 degrees and it snowed and it has been cold since then.
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