I went to my first adult physical exam the other day. I had been so nervous and anxious just thinking about going. Like a lot of guys, I was fearing the uncontrollable erection. I’m also shy and self conscious about my small dick.
I made sure to jerk off the night before so I was less likely to be horny. It didn’t help. All day I was thinking about going and kept getting hard.
So I get there and do the basics with the male nurse. He then tells me to strip down to nothing and put on the paper gown. He leaves the room and I proceed. I get a semi as soon as he closes the door and I get undressed.
Now I’m sitting there on the table naked in the paper gown. It’s cold in the room. I check my dick to see how small it is. It’s soft and small, but the tip was covered in precum. I had to quickly wipe it off onto my leg.
Somehow I survived without getting an erection. I was borderline the whole time though. When it came time for him to check my balls, it only took 10 seconds. Which is good because I started to get hard.
I know everyone will say not to worry about getting hard. But it really could be embarrassing. Having your dick covered in precum could be even more embarrassing. Moral of the story, don’t be afraid to get felt up by a doctor.
I went for a check, my first . Not long ago. I was also quite apprehensive. Going there.
But I have to say I got almost semi. Otherwise it was hilarious to me, to say the least. I think the guy was trying to make me feel like an ass. Or I just don t understand Doctors.
What happened that made you feel like an ass? From get a semi?
One year she brought in a young woman intern and let her practice on me. Two women handling my cock and balls. I think the intern was embarrassed. She kept talking about being married and her husband. Lol.
Current doctor is an old guy. Short fat fjngers. Ugg.
Still better than an old guy and by the end I was semi erect but no one was really interested in my hard on.
From a female standpoint, most of us have gynecological exams yearly. Nothing more humbling then hopping up on the exam table, skootching down to the point where our bare butts are at the very end and about to fall off the table. Our feet are secure and in stirrups and the doctor gets a cold metal speculum and crank us open so [s]he has easy access. Some women will choose a female doctor but mine happens to be a male.
Yeah, I feel anxiety leading up to the exam HOWEVER on the upside and I can honestly say that there was never a time that I was "excited". Heck, we are not "equipped" like men, so even if I was, no one would know!
That was my reason for not doing it. I did it now, more out of curiosity and to do it at least once. lol
Going back to hard/soft. That was also part of the issue with being hard, was because I also didn't want to be completely small and shriveled up.
We joked about the prostate exam!
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