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Started by #491031 [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:13
This is a Forum Topic.
You can tell because right up at the top it says "A Forum Topic".
That's a pretty clear indication that this is, in fact, a Forum Topic.
It's in fairly big letters, too, so it's kinda hard to miss.
Anyway, this is NOT a "Stuff" topic.
It has nothing to do with "Stuff", and there will be no "Stuff" of any kind in this topic.
Keep your fuckin' "Stuff" to yourself.
It is not welcome here.
Not under any circumstances.
I am not sure yet what will be posted in this Topic.
I will let you know as soon as I figure that out.
You can bet your ass, though, that it won't be any goddamn "Stuff".
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By #491031 25,May,20 20:09
Well, after over a year, I've finally figured out what this Forum Topic will be about!


By #491031 25,May,20 19:57
To the guy who posted the "How many cocks have you sucked?" thread:
Are we talking DIFFERENT cocks, or are we talking the same handful of cocks many different TIMES?

My number will be MUCH different depending on which way we are going here...


By #491031 25,May,20 12:42
Found an old Forum Topic entitled:
SUCKING ANOTHER COCK.
The text of the original post just says "Am I weird about thinking about wanting suck another cock."
The whole thing just left me with so many questions.
How many cocks have you sucked prior to posting your question?
Are you talking about sucking them all in a row, or about taking a short break in between?
Have you been told that there is some sort of legal limit on the number of cocks you are permitted to suck?
Are you certain that the desire to "think about wanting" to suck another cock is REALLY the thing that makes you weird?
By bella! [Ignore] 25,May,20 13:03 other posts 
Would you find it weird if I tell you that you have a "soopa sexy" mind?
By #491031 25,May,20 19:29
I always find the phrase "soopa sexy" to be highly disturbing.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,May,20 19:38 other posts 
Oh, c'mon! Jeebus, saying that I find your mind to be soopa sexy is the highest form of flattery!
By #491031 25,May,20 19:50
My mind is not a sex object, dammit!
It just wants to be appreciated for its...um...mind...

(Plus, the "soopa" part always makes me think of chicken noodle)
By bella! [Ignore] 25,May,20 19:41 other posts  ⤴
BTW, ( ✰ Y ✰ ) Just popping by to say G'day !!! I hope you had a super sexy day, and stay safe!
By #491031 25,May,20 19:48
You're not the Boss of me!
I will stay safe by my own choosing, and not because some random "G'day"er orders me to!


By #491031 25,May,20 19:32
Speaking of odd Forum Topics...

MEN: WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS SIZE SCALE? is also problematic.
The headline begs the question "Size scale of WHAT?"
Dude, we need SPECIFICS here.
Are we to assume that, just because this is a sex site, you're talking PENIS size?
If that is the case, why did you need to specify MEN at the start?
Do Women have penises that we haven't been informed about?

The body of the original post just makes things even MORE confusing, but I will get into that once someone confirms that we are, in fact, talking about peckers...


By #491031 19,May,19 10:40
The fact that Count Dracula and I are never on this site at the same time is proof that I am not Count Dracula.
By furluvr [Ignore] 20,May,19 11:26 other posts 
Leaving aside your flawed logic, what if this site is really a mirror?
By #491031 20,May,19 14:33
My logic is never flawed. There is always madness to my method.
--------------------------------------- added after 5 minutes

On a more philosophical note:
Of course this site is a mirror. It is a microcosmic reflection of society. When you stare into the SYD, the SYD stares back at you.

And, yes, that just made my head all hurty.
By furluvr [Ignore] 20,May,19 20:20 other posts 
Oh, poor Will! Here, let me handle your head until you feel better.

And, of course, your logic is the most flawless anyone has ever seen. Everybody says that.

The point being that as this site is a mirror, Count Dracula would not be visible due to the fact that vampires can't be seen in mirrors.
By phart [Ignore] 20,May,19 20:22 other posts 
Well something that never has made sense to me is how Count Dracula is always clean shaven if he can't see himself in the damn mirror?
By bella! [Ignore] 20,May,19 20:25 other posts 
Holy crap, phart, you are absolutely correct!
By furluvr [Ignore] 20,May,19 20:30 other posts  ⤴
I dunno. Perhaps because he's dead, his beard doesn't grow.
By #551482 25,May,20 17:53
Nope, he´s undead. Probably has a Philishave
By #491031 25,May,20 19:28⤴
He has a beard and mustache in Stoker's novel. Movies and TV got it wrong!
By #491031 25,May,20 19:27⤴
That's just in the movies. In the original story--the novel--Dracula has a full mustache. Later on in the story, he grows a beard.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,May,19 20:27 other posts  ⤴
He might be feeling bad now that you pointed out his misunderstanding about Count Dracula. What do you know about Rocket Raccoon? JustWill is an expert.
By furluvr [Ignore] 20,May,19 20:30 other posts 
Rocket is my favorite Guardian. And Will definitely gives him a run for his money.

I know about a lot of STUFF, just not a lot about most of it.


By #491031 15,Jun,19 17:34
As a follow-up to an earlier "Note to Self":

asswipe

That is all.


By #491031 04,Jun,19 14:06
Odd Statements Found in the Forum:

A guy wrote: "I have noticed lately that my dick seems to be getting thicker and longer".

Right. It's called a BONER, Dude. It's supposed to do that.
D'uh.
By #580336 04,Jun,19 14:56
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jun,19 19:15 other posts  ⤴
Is duh spelled "duh" or "d'uh"?
By #491031 04,Jun,19 20:31
Yes.
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 00:04 other posts 
Thank you for the clarification.


By #491031 01,Jun,19 16:47
Earlier today, while scrolling through the forum, I found this comment in the middle of a random thread:

"Any body wants to suck my dick"

That's it. A totally random, un-punctuated and incomplete thought, just sitting there...staring at me. Like the guy fell into a coma before he could finish.
It has troubled me all damn day.

I also found this lovely forum topic:

"what you think of my horse cock. makes them all gasp and pass out when its rammed up them girls"

The posting member has long ago deleted his account. This is sad because, given what he posted, he seems like such a charming fellow.
By #551147 01,Jun,19 19:48
😄😆🤣😂 You crack me up!
By phart [Ignore] 01,Jun,19 21:18 other posts 
If mine was the size of a horse's,I would probably still not be getting any. A local fellow is known to have 14 inches and his wife has been to the hospital at least twice because of it. A dick that is WAY to big,is just as much a problem as a little 1 like mine that causes me to dribble on my shoes if I am not careful.


By #491031 31,May,19 21:41
Since generic, non-personalized, "welcome" messages seem to be all the rage here, I have decided on my very own:

"Sir/Madam/Other (choose as many as apply to you),
I see that you have a penis/vagina (circle the term which best represents the organ displayed).
It looks very much like (the genitalia indicated).
Nice work."
By dgraff [Ignore] 31,May,19 22:42 other posts 
Now that's a great greeting


By #491031 26,May,19 12:48
As a reminder: "Remember to stay soopa sexy"!
Wouldn't want you to forget and accidentally slide into the "average sexy" or "not sexy at all" categories.
This is not an order, but merely a suggestion.
The choice is yours.
I won't remind you again.
By phart [Ignore] 26,May,19 16:58 other posts 
Accidently hell, I stumbled,farted and fell right into the "Not sexy at all" catogory a long time ago! And it is a deep ditch to climb out of! Aint made it yet!
By 2nice [Ignore] 26,May,19 20:35 other posts 
By bella! [Ignore] 26,May,19 22:20 other posts  ⤴
This is what it says, in part; "and remember to stay super sexy Always"

I would bet that message makes every new member feel "super" special!
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,May,19 22:48 other posts 
It did not make me feel special when I received that message some 4 years ago once I checked out the page I was kinda grossed out
By #491031 27,May,19 01:03⤴
She leaves the same comment on every new member's page. The point is that it is a fatuous remark, intended to draw attention to the person who left the comment, and not a sincere (or personal) note to the member being "welcomed".
By dgraff [Ignore] 27,May,19 09:54 other posts 
I'm here two years longer then her but I remember her appearance well my eyes have never recovered
By #491031 31,May,19 12:17⤴
It's like getting junk mail.
By bella! [Ignore] 31,May,19 15:35 other posts 
You know, that's really what it is comparable to. JUNK MAIL, stupid stuff, nothing personal, the same identical crap that is directed to each and every neighbor in your neighborhood.
By #491031 31,May,19 16:17
Exactly.
That makes the generic greeting totally worthless.
No thought goes into it.
It isn't a true greeting, it is an advertisement to draw notice to the sender, rather than an honest welcome.
Anyone who says differently is a nitwit.


By #491031 29,May,19 12:18
Note to self: If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
I have no objection to playing with it, that's what it's for, after all. I just like to keep it honest.


By veryshyguy [Ignore] 27,May,19 01:27 other posts 
Well if I can't use the "S" word what about these British equivalents: rubbish · nonsense · twaddle · balderdash · claptrap · gibberish · drivel · poppycock · tripe · bunk · piffle · bosh · bilge · hot air · hogwash · hooey · baloney · mumbo jumbo.

Would any of those be acceptable?
By #491031 27,May,19 07:58
As a rule, I am not a fan of equivalents, but I will let hogwash and poppycock slide.
Claptrap, however, is a non-starter.
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 27,May,19 13:16 other posts 


By #491031 26,May,19 20:23
Note to Self: Stop being surprised when crazy people say and do crazy things. That is, after all, what crazy people do for a living.


By #491031 26,May,19 11:18
Note to self: Remember to use the term "asswipe" around here more often.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,May,19 11:35 other posts 
Why not? It's a terrific word and I like it.
By #584076 26,May,19 12:05⤴
It would almost appear mandatory!


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