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Started by #491031 [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:13
This is a Forum Topic.
You can tell because right up at the top it says "A Forum Topic".
That's a pretty clear indication that this is, in fact, a Forum Topic.
It's in fairly big letters, too, so it's kinda hard to miss.
Anyway, this is NOT a "Stuff" topic.
It has nothing to do with "Stuff", and there will be no "Stuff" of any kind in this topic.
Keep your fuckin' "Stuff" to yourself.
It is not welcome here.
Not under any circumstances.
I am not sure yet what will be posted in this Topic.
I will let you know as soon as I figure that out.
You can bet your ass, though, that it won't be any goddamn "Stuff".

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By #491031 21,May,19 16:15
Fun Fact: I only actually give a flying fuck on the second Tuesday of every week. Every other day, the fucks I give are wingless.


By #491031 18,May,19 21:38
For a second, I was going to make this topic about WEIRD THINGS YOU'VE STUCK UP YOUR BUTT.
Then I realized that I don't particular give a damn about what you have shoved up your keister.
That's YOUR dang business, you perv.
Besides, anybody who is anybody knows that the only thing you should ever shove up your butt is a TOASTER.
End of subject.
By furluvr [Ignore] 19,May,19 01:43 other posts 
What about a hat?
By #580336 19,May,19 02:09
Could you smoke it?
By furluvr [Ignore] 19,May,19 02:11 other posts 
I thought that went without saying...
By #580336 19,May,19 02:11
Would it be before or after?
By furluvr [Ignore] 19,May,19 02:13 other posts 
During.
By #580336 19,May,19 02:14
Oh, impressive 😂
By furluvr [Ignore] 19,May,19 02:17 other posts 
Yes. Will is very impressive. Particularly his humility.
By furluvr [Ignore] 19,May,19 02:12 other posts 
What about weird things I've STUFFED up my butt? Or weird STUFF I've stuck in my butt? I have so many questions!
By #491031 19,May,19 09:39
What did I say about using the "S" word? You are grounded, Mister!
By furluvr [Ignore] 19,May,19 11:50 other posts 
You can’t ground, me! You’re not my REAL dad!!!! My REAL dad would let me say any STUFF I want!!!!!
By #491031 20,May,19 10:48
I'm not a REAL Dad, but I play one on TV.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,May,19 11:12 other posts 
YOU ARE NOT ON TV!
By #491031 20,May,19 11:18
You're just not watching the right channel.
By furluvr [Ignore] 20,May,19 11:19 other posts 
Shhhh! Will’s having one of his fugue states again. If you wake him, he’ll do all sorts of STUFF!
By #491031 20,May,19 11:21
I'm right HERE, Man! I can hear you.
How rude!
By furluvr [Ignore] 20,May,19 11:37 other posts 
See, he’s imagining STUFF again. Poor Will! Just smile and nod.
By #489701 20,May,19 14:18
Something's wrong. Will's profile must have been hacked. He would NEVER misspell "you're" like that.
By #491031 20,May,19 14:32
That's what happens when Will changes his train of thought in mid-comment.


By 2nice [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:48 other posts 
I love it when Will reminds me why he is so awesome.
By #491031 18,May,19 20:49
Mr Yumm, I shouldn't HAVE to remind you, dammit!
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Hi, this is the Management again.
Sorry.
Will's Brain seems to be stuck in "egotistical prick" mode.
We are going to try whacking it with a hammer and see if that works.
By phart [Ignore] 18,May,19 22:06 other posts 
I have a good choice of hammers you can pick from from watch makers hammers on up to a 20 pound sledge!
By #491031 18,May,19 22:07
I will get back to you on that. I think I will need the one that causes as little dain bramage as possible...
By 2nice [Ignore] 18,May,19 22:10 other posts 
Will, does not need that type of hammer. He needs a special type 2nice hammer.

That should sort it out.
By #491031 18,May,19 22:15
I truly believe that this is the first time a guy has offered to whack me in the brain with his hammer.
By 2nice [Ignore] 18,May,19 22:19 other posts 
I wasn’t thinking about your brain...
By phart [Ignore] 18,May,19 22:21 other posts 
Well,uh,I was offering the use of any of my multiable hammers. If your head is really hard,I think I have a couple plastic and lead hammers that absorb the shock so it don't break anything?


By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:18 other posts 
Will this Forum Topic showcase your superior intelligence, professor?
By #491031 18,May,19 20:23
How could it not?
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Okay that sounded a bit conceited. Perhaps I should apologize.
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Nah. I'll let it stand.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:24 other posts 
Yeah, what a dumb question for me to ask. I'm sorry.
By #491031 18,May,19 20:27
Oh, that's quite alright. Nobody is perfect. Well, mostly nobody...
By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:28 other posts 
Are you close to perfection?
By #491031 18,May,19 20:30
Close? Not at all. Only Rocket Raccoon is perfect, and I am no Rocket Raccoon.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:27 other posts 
You have never apologized for being more intelligent than the average person, why apologize now?
By #491031 18,May,19 20:28
In some circles, I have been apologizing for it my entire life.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:30 other posts 
It's too bad that the average person does not recognize your superior intelligence and interprets your sarcasm as arrogance.
By #491031 18,May,19 20:31
It also bothers me when they interpret my arrogance as sarcasm.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:33 other posts 
Believe me, you have had me fooled a number of times. And I thought it was sarcasm..... well played! Bravo!
By #491031 18,May,19 20:36
Oh...THAT! No, no...that WAS sarcasm. Honestly.

Seriously, you don't see the guys on here apologizing for having a big dingus. Why should I apologize for having a big brain?
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The Management of this Form Topic would like to apologize for the arrogant statements made by Will here.
His Brain was "riffing", and things took an unintended conceited turn.
He does that some times.
We are having it looked into, and hope to have it repaired shortly.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,May,19 20:43 other posts 
You are so logical and what you said makes so much sense. Why should you be apologetic for having a big brain!? Duh!
By #491031 18,May,19 20:48
Logic will be my Doom.
By #489701 18,May,19 21:08
I apologize for having a big dingus...oh wait, i was dreaming again.
By 2nice [Ignore] 18,May,19 21:21 other posts 
Big dingus’s are overrated.
By #491031 18,May,19 21:25
I do not disagree. However, you don't see many "Please rate my handsome, but average-sized, dingus" threads around these parts.
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And when is the last time you read a comment saying: "Damn, Dude! Your pecker looks so friendly"?
By #584076 18,May,19 21:59
I'd just like to state for the record that in my humble opinion, your dingus appears quite amiable!
By #491031 18,May,19 22:04
Gosh, thanks!
I have worked hard teaching it to be polite and companionable.
Pleased to see it has paid off.
By #584076 18,May,19 22:15
Well...
It's nice to see a well trained one...
Seems to be a lot of 'em online these days with not an ounce of social discourse at their tips.
By #491031 18,May,19 21:32
"I'm dreaming of a Big Dingus,
Just like the ones I used to know.
When I can't hold my bliss in
As I see pre-cum glisten,
And I know that's the one I want to blow."
By #489701 18,May,19 21:34
That's just pure genius...
By #491031 18,May,19 21:34
Thank you.
I made it all by myself.


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