MAN TO WIFE:Go get ready.You,me,the dog-we're going fishing.


WIFE"Don't wanna go fishing.


MAN:If I say you're going fishing,you ARE going fishing!


WIFE:Won't!


MAN:Right then I'll give you 3 options.


1)Fishing


2)Gimme a blow job.


3)Let me do you up the ass!


WIFE:"don't wanna do any of those.


MAN:You got 3 choices.I'm going to get my gear,and when I get back you make up your mind.


After 1/2 hour he comes back.


"Well?" he asks.


The wife says she's decided on a blow job,and he drops his pants and she gets down to a mouthful,but after a few seconds she pulls back.


"Fuck" she says-"it tastes HORRIBLE-it tastes SHITTY!"


"Yeah",says the man."The dog didn't wanna go fishing either!"