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Started by #8824 [Ignore] 09,Apr,11 13:40
Doctor, doctor, i`ve got 5 dicks!
Really? how do your underpants fit?
Like a glove......

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By #68656 10,Apr,11 09:58
Fable.

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh.. if I move down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh... if that fly moves down three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh.. if that fly moves down three inches that fish will jump for the fly... and I will grab
him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly moves down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

You probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's more...

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly moves down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and
that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought - as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch
time -Gosh... if that fly moves down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter
shoots that bear.. and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...then I can have
mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.


The fish swallows the fly

The bear grabs the fish

The hunter shoots the bear

The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich

The cat jumps for the mouse

The mouse ducks

The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches,some pussy is in serious danger
By #187578 25,Oct,11 03:28
Lol to funny


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