Now fuck, if this isn't an award-winning ad for underwear.
Will wearing Everlast get me a beautiful big fat hairy veiny masculine penis just like this one?
Talk about locker room heaven!
DickGraysen, you've got it, you know it and you know how to sell it.
Oh look! There you are wearing those fucking heavy long johns I would need to pack along if you let me come up from Arizona and go outside to piss on a maple tree next to you, you stud.
But do please sign me up for that honOUr, DickGraysen!