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Started by #444014 [Ignore] 17,Feb,15 19:41
As a lot of people will have noticed,there are guys who like to get creative with the pictures they post.

Manipulating the size of their stuff.

When they are questioned about it,they get defensive..

Post the pictures you think are 'manipulated/photoshopped'
here.....

Let the members decide if what you post is really you.


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By #652316 17,Oct,21 05:06
It is so poor this male competition for cockseize... and boring as hell.


By ThickBigDick [Ignore] 13,Aug,21 12:47 other posts 
There are more than a few phonies here. SYD is FLAKE central. Lots of talk and never action.


By #610414 13,Aug,21 09:06
/member.php?w=619434
/1dwpqma5b9y2pic.html
You can see at the base where the replacement occurred.


By #623135 04,Aug,21 10:15
Fatmexicancock just sent me the miracle of Mexico City.

/ztkkamef2dwupic.html


By Sucklove [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 11:12 other posts 
ManFromNantuck - The shot he in his underwear is real but the others i dont think so. I started writing my blog about this this morning and was about to post it when I found this one. Heres my take on it.

Its getting ridiculous, the amount of Photoshop dick photos uploaded to SYD. It surprises me how many SYD members buy into and compliment these cartoon sized cocks. Where were all these abnormally sized cocks before photoshop became known to the masses. And with this many horse cocks out there non of them thought I would be great in the porn industry. We would have seen an influx of monster cocks hit the porn scene. Porn has a few truly massive cocks. Check out Shane Diesel He stretches pussy to the limit.

Photoshop has always been the art and design industry standard for image augmentation and color correction.

Ive started using Photoshop in 1992 and mastered it and used it professionally till 6.0 Photoshop 6.0 was truly ahead of its time in 2001 I developed, created my own curriculum for Photoshop 6.0 classes from beginner to advance. I can’t even imagine the power of photoshop today and as computers savvy everybody is these days It wouldn’t be hard to get good enough to fool people.

The filters and other special effects, selection tools, channels, and such. It wouldn’t surprise me if a plug-in, filter or some custom editing tools some "nerdvert” A code head that creates the freaking awesome world of XXX 3d Animation. Created that auto finds the cock and sizes it however you want while maintaining perspective and blending seamless with the back ground.

As for calling out all these cartoon cocks, have them post a video. A video a little harder to alter but can be done too. Better yet zoom, Skype or equivalent.

Stay naked and horny all you sexy perverts out there in SYD land.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 11:43 other posts 
If you feel that you have something to share, make a post in the forum and in blog form. Some folks that read blogs don't visit the forum and vice versa.
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 12:15 other posts 
Do you mean pics like this?

Hahaha

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By soulpioneer [Ignore] 27,Jul,21 19:39 other posts 
Major photoshopped, - definitely needs an EGO boost, nice try.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 13:11 other posts 
And another reason to blog along with some forum posts, often times something interesting or of importance is often buried under stupid bullshit.
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 13:27 other posts 
Isn't THAT the truth
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 13:32 other posts 
Sadly, YES!
By #485312 25,Jul,21 20:52
check out horsebull, his photo shopping is crappy, you can see he just crudely cut around his cock, enlarged it and plopped it back on.. and they buy into that one ??? Im not sure why either, and its not only the male pics ...
only registered users can see external links
this goes one all the time, and taking still off the porn vids to fool the viewers.. you can tell immediately from the colours and the lighting.. but with everything here, the fakes know the formula and just work with it... men dont care if its pro or amateur, so long as there is cock and cunt, thats all that matters *lix*
By #647108 27,Jul,21 15:37
This site is a pain to navigate. Looks like its from the early internet.

I've been trying to find you to explain - my photos are NOT photoshop. If I knew how to post videos on this site I would, but I've no clue how... even GIFs just appear as still images when I tried. The only "photoshop" thing I do is attempt to blur backgrounds and stuff lioe that for anonymity. I've measured the way the internet told me to: Bone pressed length from on top pressing a solid ruler into the pubic bone and a fabric measuring tape pulled around the thickest part of the shaft.

If I press FIRMLY on the ruler it says 8 inche length, but without pressing it says 7.5". Girth around the thickest part of the shaft is 6.5" Flaccid length varies (of course) between 4 and 5" but I'm guessing under certain conditions it's been smaller?

Thing is I dont like how most dick pics are straight from the top looking down. Its been done a hundred million times. For my photos I try to find alternative ways to look at things - underneath, through shadow/silhouette, slow motion video, etc. Hell, I even play with lighting and timelapse. Whatever makes a dick pick more interesting.

The most popular photo in question was a simple standard photo with me holding the phone on one leg and a table lamp lying down near the other. Not photoshop... just gotta know how to work those angles. If you search [REDACTED] on reddit you can see my profile's videos and other photos I aint bother uploading. Otherwise, videos here wont exist for me until I can figure out exactly where to go to upload them, because I'd love to share.

As for the underwear pick it isnt even special underwear. Its simple David Archy underwear but I tucked the fabrick underneath to enhqnce the shape of the subject in the photo. GET CREATIVE FELLAS, top down has ben done to death!

***I Redacted my reddit username because there is no need to go there. I have figured out how to post videos here. You can find them on my profile here.
By notynyt [Ignore] 27,Jul,21 19:17 other posts 
I checked your profile on reddit. There is a difference between the photos of reddit and showitoff. Photos have been edited and uploaded here.
Well nice photos ..
By #647108 27,Jul,21 22:37
There is no difference because I downloaded my photos from Reddit to post here.

Also, you made this comment 3 hours after I had already edited out my Reddit username from the original post.

You can't hide a compliment behind a deceitful take you just made up 3 hours after my username was removed and expect either to land.

People can also go check my reddit right now to see that you saying, "There is a difference between photos on Reddit and showitoff," is lying because I'm about to post my Reddit profile again.

So for anyone else who wants to see for themselves, I'll bring it back to it's roots.

Reddit: u/-ManFromNantuck-

Timestamps on Reddit are older so you can tell I didnt just reupload to win an argument. Videos have also been added to my profile 6 hours ago, 26 minutes after this post was made. Those same videos are also on Reddit, RedGifs, and elsewhere.

Listen dudes, I dont need to photoshop myself a bigger dick. Im confident in my size. I know what I got. If any of you cant handle that, thats on you - your insecurity.

Bigger doesnt mean better. This is not a "you have a larger-than-average dick so you're just saying that," thing either... I aint have sex in a decade. I dont care. I aint ashamed of any of it.
By notynyt [Ignore] 28,Jul,21 09:27 other posts 
Coool .. I am just stating what I found earlier on your profile. Well you are very hot and sexy .. thank you so much for showing us .. hope you will enjoy here 😎


By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 28,Jul,21 07:48 other posts 
This guy takes Photoshop requests and delivers great results:
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By #485312 27,Jul,21 16:32
only registered users can see external links
this is one that graces our pages as we sign in
and fake as fuck, but is a paid member, and
can hold that position even when he hasnt been
here of a month *lix*
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By #623135 27,Jul,21 16:36
This guy has been making the rounds forever.
By notynyt [Ignore] 27,Jul,21 19:04 other posts 
All photos are fake.. And he also wins by submitting the photo in the competition. Even after being offline for several days, it remains at the top of the top member list. Points keep increasing instead of decreasing. I don't understand what is wrong.
By notynyt [Ignore] 27,Jul,21 19:06 other posts 
Members enjoying his gallery ..
By #485312 27,Jul,21 20:52
who knows any more??? its fake paradise .. *lix*


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 31,May,21 10:01 other posts 
The Saggy Granny uses photoshop and a time machine to relive her better days... back in 1974
By #642199 31,May,21 11:22
Maybe she can lend it to Tecsana so she/he not sure what it’s preferred pronoun is can relive its glory days at the Waffle House.
By PITBULL [Ignore] 31,May,21 12:07 other posts 
Agree with Skittles. Most of twowarmtts3 a/k/a saggy granny pictures here are photoshop. Also, she claims she is 67. She really is 77.
By #642199 31,May,21 23:04
No, 67 is just the amount of inches her tits sag below her belly button.
By #623135 20,Jul,21 11:54
Pa-Freddy
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By PITBULL [Ignore] 20,Jul,21 12:50 other posts 
is that best forum comment of the day you can offer?
By #623135 20,Jul,21 13:26
Yes asshole, it’s truthful and it’s like an inappropriate gift so you can’t complain
By PITBULL [Ignore] 20,Jul,21 13:59 other posts 
you deserve those gifts for winning the Worst Member of August. Don't be so ungrateful. It's not good for the heart
By #592419 20,Jul,21 15:41
By #592419 20,Jul,21 14:57
Fuck You.
By phart [Ignore] 25,Jul,21 11:50 other posts 
That picture is photoshopped.!
By #623135 25,Jul,21 11:51
Phart
Yes, baby. It comes directly from my gift banner. That makes it my property. So, I photoshopped it. What gave it away? Are you an expert on shit
By #623135 22,Jul,21 10:00
Hey, Pa-Freddy, you retard, you can’t even read. I posted my DRIVERS LICENSE and you still got it wrong. Your mama should be jailed for repeatedly dropping you on your head
By PITBULL [Ignore] 22,Jul,21 10:10 other posts 
yes a photoshop driver's license just like your pictures here you nasty cunt.
By #623135 22,Jul,21 10:14
You can’t fix stupid. The drivers license won’t let you photoshop it. Look at the background. Ask your buddy Sir-Skittles. Or better yet. Keep saying stupid things so the whole site knows about your mama
By PITBULL [Ignore] 22,Jul,21 18:09 other posts 
fucking nasty retard; anybody can photoshop a copy of a driver's license from the original when is copy into a machine. That's what you did you wrinkle rat.
By #623135 22,Jul,21 18:11
Not if it has an imprinted background.
By PITBULL [Ignore] 22,Jul,21 18:12 other posts 
go fool your fan club of wrinkle muppet rats
By #623135 22,Jul,21 18:16
Florida’s driver license and ID card is uniquely Florida! The card front incorporates a pastel-colored linear rendering of the Florida state seal and a large orange “FL” over a stark white base. On the card back, an image of the state of Florida rests among ocean waves and the year 1845 is displayed, referring to the year Florida became the 27th state in the Union.

Photograph images will now be printed with a transparent background and appear in four locations on the credential.

Fraud Protection

FLHSMV is committed to ensuring Florida’s credential remains secure. The new credential design incorporates nearly double the fraud protection measures compared to the previous design, including redundant data, tactile security features, ultraviolet (UV) ink and optically variable features.

Sometimes dumb asses need more attention
By PITBULL [Ignore] 22,Jul,21 18:36 other posts 
It's the way around. Sometimes saggy grannies with dementia and suffering from delusions need all the attention to get more points to their profile.
By #623135 22,Jul,21 20:01
Que boludo. Not even in your mother tongue. Go away little girl.
By PITBULL [Ignore] 22,Jul,21 20:24 other posts 
go wrap that wrinkle cunt on aluminum foil
By #623135 31,May,21 11:58
Skittles You know, I try to be nice to you and you still look for a fight.'

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This pic is from September 2020. As you can see, it's recent and not photoshopped.

I don't think I have to respect you anymore. You are a FATHER DICK sucker with strong HOMO tendencies. You live in your mom's condo in Manhattan. Your bedroom is the broom closet. That's where you dream of sucking Freddy. You just love it when Bella! gives you an enema and you shit your frilly panties. Your Momma gave up sucking your dick. It was so small she started using lollipops. Take a bath or shower sometime. I can smell you all the way to Florida. Tip for you. You can have your asshole surgically resized to normal. It's not cool to have brown patches in your pants. How does it feel to have Papa ream you twice a day? Keep being an ASSHOLE. It's good to have someone other than Freddy to hate.
By #592419 16,Jul,21 20:47
photoshop or any other tactic,,, a cunt is a cunt..As long as you behave like a fucking turd that you do you will continue to stink up the place... You just don't get it do you? C;mon,,, call me a stinking homo jew.. that should make skittles like you..
The site loves you.. Better get your credit number out again,, you're liable to need more points..
By #623135 17,Jul,21 07:49
@SrCums are you advising me to be a good little girl and let members like you verbally abuse me? You sent me several piles of shit. Should I be grateful and ask you for more? Would it be better if I didn’t call you a dirty little Jew but say you are identical to Freddy and Skittles? You say I’m a cunt for being so combative yet, if we follow your logic, you are a cunt too. You consider yourself a cunt?
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BTW, if I belong to SYC, I must be one to qualify.
By #592419 17,Jul,21 09:50
I'm a counter puncher... Before you started with your shit have continuity through mutual respect..I have never attacked you,,, ever UNTIL you started in with the insults then its GLOVES OFF,, I'm relentless and it doesn't stop until I've made my point.
A cunt is a cunt. You called me a dirty Jew because I don't agree with your bullshit.. You can do and say what Beyou want but there is consequences for all choice. I will make your life miserable and I'm relentless.. Skittles is relentless too.. We've known each other for many years and respect each other.. Don't fuck with us..Behave yourself and hopfully things will sort... Don't test us.
By #623135 17,Jul,21 10:09
You are full of shit or have a poor memory. I'll let the long time members decide that. Your multiple personalities, have, through the years, attacked me continually.
why do you think my description of you
"A dirty little Jew WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER" means? I can disagree with another member and stay relatively civil. When a member like you (and especially you) start to hurl insults instead of reason, I too can be relentless and it doesn't stop until I've made my point.
BTW, Fucking with you or Skittles makes me vomit, but, thanks for that last one. Now I can refer you to the board for threatening me.
By #592419 17,Jul,21 10:42
You're so fucking dumb I cant believe it.. Make sure you have your credit card ready.. It's comin
By #623135 17,Jul,21 10:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m so dumb, that’s why you come after me. You don’t have the intellect or the balls to go after someone else.
By #592419 17,Jul,21 11:30
Very dumb.. The abuse panel was a very bad decision.. You'll see..

The best thing to do is to stay away from me.. You won't win.. I'm smarter than you and relentless.. you are not prepared.. Not go in peace and don't mess with me further.
By #623135 21,Jul,21 13:35
@Sr-Cums@ or is it Seniorita Cums....Don't wet your panties, little girl.

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By #592419 21,Jul,21 13:41
Oh will you just shut up already? Keep talking,, give me more points.
By #623135 21,Jul,21 13:44
I don't mind giving you points, but, I did warn the site that I was declaring way on all assholes and their comment.
You don't like it, do you. I don't either, but, If I'm anything, I'm relentless.
By #592419 21,Jul,21 13:51
to you,, relentless stupidity... I really don't have anything else to add. I'm relentless in making you expose you through your own stupidy. NOw if you excuse me I have to make coffee and focus on things more important..
By #592419 20,Jul,21 12:12
But you did call me that. Did you really think I was just going to sit and take it? I don't give a shit,, only to you I shit on.. The shit piles are endless,,, are you ready for round 2?
By #623135 20,Jul,21 11:57
SrCums

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By #592419 20,Jul,21 12:10
not just one... [deleted image]

You want more???? That can be easily arranged...
By #623135 20,Jul,21 12:14
Bring it on you dirty little full of shit Jew.
By #592419 20,Jul,21 14:57
Fuck you
By #623135 20,Jul,21 16:48
I’ll see your “FUCK YOU” and raise you “RAMBLINGS OF A DIRTY LITTLE JEW”
By #592419 20,Jul,21 16:57
You mean your mother? Oh ,,, you don't know who she is? Just point the direction to the pig sty by the shit house..You're mothers not jewish but I bet she called you that all the time.. YOu're practiced
By #623135 20,Jul,21 20:26
No, not my mother.
By #592419 20,Jul,21 17:09
There is no doubt that you hate Jews and Trump. I bet you want them dead. All of them or just the ones that disagree with you? Do you hate blacks too or not as much? How about conservatives in general. Do you hate indians or do you praise the Nazi party..Do you hate Muslims? How about Aussies?
By #623135 20,Jul,21 20:27
I hate assholes. I don’t discriminate
By #592419 20,Jul,21 22:23
The only asshole is you. You've desicrated the Jewish religion many many times. So by calling me these names you denounce Jews as a whole. Personally I don't care what you think about me but I'm not the only Jew on this site.
So yes, you discriminate. Not only by being Jewish but by being pro-constitution. I told you not to fuck with me. I left you alone but NOOOOOOOO you had to attack again.. You stupid fuck.
By #623135 21,Jul,21 07:53
I see you like to extrapolate. I hate it one Jew so I hate all Jews? Some of my best friends, are Jews. Well, this stupid fuck thinks you are a little AMOTHER FUCKING DIRTY HOMO JEW.
By #592419 21,Jul,21 13:00
When you use a religion or group of people to mock and demean it is in its whole and the entire group is affected and there is backlash.. You did a bad thing. You also mock homosexuals. That's a no no on here so you've demeaned 2 groups. AND AMOTHER is spelled another. This mocks you as a low life hateful spoiled stupid selfish low life that has no compassion for anything that is not you. You are a left wing democrat. That says it all..
Again,, the best thing you can do without causing more damage for yourself is to make a 180 degree turn and walk away. You are already disliked by many people here based on your nasty gifts then you blow them up and put on your page for what purpose only to reinforce how people feel about you. Again you've proven you are your own worst enemy.
By #623135 21,Jul,21 13:04
YAH YAH YAH Get over it
By #592419 21,Jul,21 13:16
Its not about me. You just can't connect the dots. You're stupid. There is nothing I can do here.
By #623135 21,Jul,21 13:17
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By #592419 21,Jul,21 13:33
Yes,, a work of art.
By #592419 20,Jul,21 17:19
That is one filthy disgusting gross snatch
By #623135 21,Jul,21 08:51
Your wife’s pussy smells like an open jar of Gefilte fish and you put mine down? Cool
By #623135 20,Jul,21 11:53
Sir-Skittles
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By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 20,Jul,21 22:51 other posts 
What did they serve for dinner at the soup kitchen tonight? Or, was it Meals on Wheels? Poor rats!
By #623135 21,Jul,21 07:56
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Skittles. Does anyone give a crap?
By #623135 21,Jul,21 14:30
7/21/21. Asshole sent me

just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift

just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift

just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift

just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift

Go ahead, asshole. You know sooner or later I’ll reciprocate
By #623135 22,Jul,21 09:42
Sir-Skittles
Looks like you need a change of panties. Getting pissed like that. I thought you were a big girl.

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By 2nice [Ignore] 01,Aug,18 08:44 other posts 
Really? I mean this picture is obviously shopped, but who would want a dick that big? You wouldn’t be able to have sex with anyone.

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By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Aug,18 09:20 other posts 
He just has to find someone with a proportionately shopped hole...
By #460385 01,Aug,18 11:34
Yeah, like a Walrus.
Anybody KIK him yet
By #550094 01,Aug,18 12:13
At least, a Thigh job with that would feel nice.

Without penetration- who Wouldn't want that big cock
rubbing between his or her thighs, from behind,
from front, cowgirl position, doggy, face-down with that
big thing rubbing between the cheeks, oily tit-fuck,
even spooned by it!

At most, he'd get a handjob (two hands) with that.
Strap him down, I'll lube my hands and edge
dafuq outta him for several hours!
By #545929 01,Aug,18 12:20
Maybe it is just a really, really, small coffee cup.
By #562152 17,Nov,18 13:52
he reminds me of Razzle


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