November 17, 2024 - 0938 hours- Saggy Granny Trailer Park
The Saggy Granny (cat52!) woke up and was in a foul mood. It was even worse than usual since she usually woke up around 1PM. Charlie had been snoring and farting all night. It made it impossible to sleep! She had also seen the news about how Trump was cheered at Madison Square Garden during the UFC fight. It made her want to kick a puppy. First because Trump won and second because she hated NYC. Don't worry you old cunt, NYC hates you too! Hillbilly trash is not welcome here! Saggy made her favorite breakfast, two Pop Tarts filled with processed cheese and Arby's meat with mayo. A true hillbilly breakfast. She inhaled her feast and was still hungry so she took down a box of Ding Dongs to spike her insulin. After Charlie lost both his legs to diabetes, you would think she would be more careful.
She yelled out her trailer park window for Rhanda-Lynn to join her. They needed to try to put together their Thanksgiving plans. Both of these broads heard a whistle when they walked, so this would be a challenge. Brainstorming and getting a few drops of water! Rhanda-Lynn arrived and had to enter the cheaply manufactured home sideways. She was too fat and wide to get through the front fucking door. From a medical perspective, it was hard to fathom how these two were still alive. Rhanda-Lynn lit up a Kool-100 menthol and they got to work.
The most important item- the fucking turkey. They had several options in play:
1. They use up their winter emergency funds to buy one. Thanks to Biden, the turkey was 4X more expensive this year.
2. It was possible they could win a free bird in a number of contests being run in South Florida
3. They could put on a brown face to impersonate a dirty fucking migrant. Biden was still in charge, so these border jumping criminals were getting the red carpet treatment.
This being the Saggy Granny, they went for option 3. Luckily, these two rats already looked like rag-tag migrants. Wearing off brand clothes with holes in them, I am surprised they were not picked up and deported! Saggy got out some of her shitty makeup and went to work making their faces, arms, and hands brown. This is even worse than the libs with their black face bullshit!
Satisfied with their make up job, shitty clothes, and unwashed bodies, they went out to the bus stop. The bus pulled up and the driver cursed them. He was used to migrants taking the bus for free. He called them filthy leaches and told them to go back to their shit hole countries! Several of the US blacks agreed and cursed them as well. They were forced to stand for the entire trip to Overtown, a shitty part of Miami.
They arrived and the bus driver was tempted to give them a kick in their fat asses. He pointed towards the ocean and told them to rent a boat with a hole in it! Looks like everyone hates the filthy migrants. Trump can't kick them out fast enough! We are told there is a massive amount of ICE agents about to be hired. Liberal tears will be fake. They didn't like it at all when migrants flooded NYC, Boston, Chicago, and Martha's Vineyard. I guess only liberal when it is someone else's backyard!
Saggy and Rhanda-Lynn waddled their way to the migrant help tent. It was just like the early 80's when Castro emptied his jails and sent his cunts to Miami. Probably the same tents! There was a long line and Saggy sighed wishing she had brought snacks. Our two old broads suffered standing in the hot sun. But they could not complain as this was standard migrant weather. It took several hours to get seen by an agent. Saggy stepped up and used a fake accent, just like her hero Kamala the loser. On a side note, Kamala was even more unprepared and entitled than that old bat Hillary. Blowing a billion dollars in 3 months. I am sure she would have helped our economy!
Saggy and Rhanda-Lynn approached the agent and said they needed food. The agent was not in a good mood and knew her days were numbered. Elon would certainly shut this shit show down and she would be sacked. Likely standing in a similar line very soon. Instead of screening the two old rats in front of her, the agent gave them a shit ton of vouchers, debit cards, and money. The Saggy Granny had never been so happy! They ladies quickly picked up their loot and scurried off like one of the rats in NYC picking up a slice of pizza!
Quickly looking for the right voucher, they hit the jackpot! It was labeled Holiday Meals 2024, family of 10. Most of these migrants hatched babies for a living. It is disgusting they keep breeding and have no jobs. Saggy nearly started crying and took their voucher to the local Publix. Saggy was so happy and proud! Publix was a higher end food store that usually was out of reach of Saggy's meager funds. Saggy was happy for the first time in years!
They took another bus back towards the trailer park. But they had to stop two towns over. No Publix in their shitty city. Saggy went to the meat department and proudly displayed her voucher. The employees looked down at her like she was a cockroach to be stepped on! He scoffed at her and said she needed to go to the trailer behind the store. The counter was reserved for citizens with real money. Humiliated yet again, the Saggy Granny went out the front door and walked behind the store.
Saggy made it to the back of the store with Rhanda-Lynn huffing like a smoke head. Saggy held out her voucher and the aid worker handed her a piece of shit turkey. It was marked FEMA relief turkey, 2018! A disgusting bird was six years old and likely rotten before it was frozen. It was the perfect bird for the Saggy Granny. She carried it back to Rhanda-Lynn who was sitting on the ground, completely winded. Saggy reported they got the bird but did not mention the turkey was six years expired!
They carried their off brand turkey back to the trailer park and put it on ice.
When they got home, one of our prominent Florida members had put Trump signs all around her trailer! Saggy nearly had a heard attack! I am told she went crazy and let loose a massive amount of curses! Saggy was starting to regret coming back to the site. What else was in store for her and her predator husband?
Stay tuned cunts!
Dirty old granny snatch, cat52!
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