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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Nov,18 09:03 other posts 
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
By #502711 05,Nov,18 20:49
That gave me a good chuckle
By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Nov,18 01:34 other posts 
Glad you liked it. I tried it on someone the other day but he didn't find it funny.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Nov,18 06:50 other posts 
Husband and father-of-seven, leaves his wife and k1ds to live as a SIX-YEAR-OLD girl named Stefonknee.

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He found a step-family and was adopted. He now spends his time as a girl, playing with dolls and the couple's young grandchildren.

He denies that he is a crossdresser but that he is a transgender and gender queer. He also says he forgets what he was before and thinks he's always been a girl. He also says he knew he was transgender before he got married but he did get married anyway and had ch1ldren too.
By #502711 05,Nov,18 06:56
Oh yeah I seen this before. Fuck me, this is just wrong. You know I believe people should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, but goddamn. What can you say? I feel sorry for his kids.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Nov,18 09:00 other posts 
Well, yes, people should be able to do what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. This person is clearly sick so having him play with his new "s1sters" is damaging for the young girls. But, yeah, in the grand scale of things, there are so many more damaging things that are ch1ldren are subject to, under the auspices of the state, that are even more damaging. Religious indoctrination is one of them. Stupid education by fucked up schools is another. And so on.


By #485312 05,Nov,18 07:36
wow baby, your thread is really going off, l love it .. *lix*
By #569341 05,Nov,18 07:48
Yeah, but all of the members that have called both of you out got blacklisted by both of you. I don't believe in blacklisting; so bring it yuck&chuck. You're not just both embarrassments to Australia - you are both softer than silk (gross, disease-infested silk)
By #485312 05,Nov,18 08:15
all those members never called me out, they talked shit about me behind my back, that's what got them blocked, see youre still making shit up, get your facts straight..youre starting to sound like your friends *Lix*


By #502711 01,Nov,18 17:44
Video of the day:
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Nov,18 03:27 other posts 
Epic, mate, epic!
She's as dark as my cock when lights are off and there's no moon, but she thinks she's white. Pity, because I'd fuck her for being a sexy black woman, but now she's white I don't want her.--------------------------------------- added after 106 secondsWe've really hit bottom in terms of idiocy.
Perhaps She's also a male?
Maybe a cat too?--------------------------------------- added after 2 minutesI guess this is possible. It's not what you are that's true, it's what you believe you are that is true.--------------------------------------- added after 3 minutesTalking about which, I'm going to jerk off my 15 inch cock.
By #502711 05,Nov,18 04:30
lol, yeah the world has gone mad, hey. Sadly.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Nov,18 06:35 other posts 
I think I'll *demand* that I be referred to as a "she" because I "think" I'm a woman, that I'm black, that I'm 19 years old, that I'm short, that I also have a cock, that I'm a proud feminist, that I'm from Polynesia and that my religion is the Bahai faith. My identity is part of my fundamental human rights.

And if anyone disagrees, I'll go report them to the police and have them imprisoned.


By #569341 05,Nov,18 03:37
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Oct,18 19:15 other posts 
7 Websites With Unusual Facts That Make for Great Conversation Starters

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For example:
Decapitated Worms Regrow Heads, Keep Old Memories
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And:
Lack of education can be as deadly as smoking.
A lack of education can be as deadly as smoking, researchers have found, with the potential to knock 10 years off a person’s lifespan.
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By #23212 25,Oct,18 22:23
As for the 'lack of education' and mortality rates, don't forget that a correlation does NOT mean a causation.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Oct,18 01:51 other posts 
Indeed. But I wouldn't mind it if uneducated people (e.g. Trump) were on their way to extinction.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Oct,18 04:05 other posts 
Her nipple her erect. Look: [deleted image]
By #502711 25,Oct,18 02:24
You got her all hot & bothered Leo?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Oct,18 13:48 other posts 
It appears so...
By #502711 25,Oct,18 22:18
That's the way


By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Oct,18 19:29 other posts 
This guy shoots it hard without touching after edging it for 10 minutes.

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I used to be able to cum like this when I was younger. Pretty convenient when in public and can't use hands, for example in a class or on the bus.
By #502711 25,Oct,18 02:26
I couldn't watch a guys penis for 10 minutes, but i've never been able to do something like that. I don't know if i'd want to.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Oct,18 13:48 other posts 
It's Not really really worth it. As I said, I've done it a few times when I couldn't use my hands.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 03:54 other posts 
This looks real.

He's fingering her cunt while dancing.
He's not doing a terribly great job (I'd have, and have, done it better).
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This too
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By #502711 22,Oct,18 05:55
Goddamn, you don't see stuff like that everyday at the club
By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 10:48 other posts 
Nope. But I've done things like that, not in front of everyone, but at more private places, with horny girls...
By #502711 22,Oct,18 19:57
I've fingered lix at a movie theater a few times. We have yet to tick fucking at the movies off our bucket list. One day.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 20:33 other posts 
Excellent
By #460385 22,Oct,18 21:13
Those dudes must be gay. I would have had my cock in that pussy. Sissy bitches.
By #502711 22,Oct,18 22:07
I'm sure that would have been the best minute of her night
By #460385 22,Oct,18 22:17
Minute, haha. Now that's some funny shit.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 23:43 other posts  ⤴
Gay guys wouldn't have any interest in fingering pussies.
By #485312 23,Oct,18 04:43⤴
yeah we had some opportunities while he was out west, we'd go to the movies most weekends l was out there. *Lix*


By #502711 22,Oct,18 22:08
10 Strange And Creepy Websites We Dare You To Visit
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 23:41 other posts 
I visited some. Some are real. Some are fake. The gargling milk page is fake.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 20,Oct,18 05:06 other posts 
[deleted image] nice tits, i daresay myself.
By #502711 20,Oct,18 05:19
Very nice
By Leilani [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 04:02 other posts  ⤴
Yes they are
By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 04:02 other posts 
Thank you!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 04:04 other posts  ⤴
But then, it appears, so are yours.

Wish you'd let us see...
By Leilani [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 04:39 other posts 


That was such a nice compliment xx

thank you so much.

By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 10:47 other posts 
It's not a compliment for compliment's sake, it's the truth.
By Leilani [Ignore] 22,Oct,18 20:01 other posts 
*blushing*.

By #502711 22,Oct,18 05:57⤴


By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Oct,18 13:40 other posts 
Supposedly funny graffiti
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By #502711 18,Oct,18 18:22
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Oct,18 19:33 other posts 
Yep, I saw that!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Oct,18 13:41 other posts 
English.... abvsed....

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By #502711 18,Oct,18 18:24
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Men's cocks? Or men's cock socks?

For when you need extra cock warmth in winter


By leopoldij [Ignore] 16,Oct,18 07:56 other posts 
EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE POEMS

1. Your dick is a dream
Erect, it’s a fantasy
Can I blow you, please?

2. Cumming on her face
Isn’t really degrading
If she asks you to

3. Thanks for existing
You’re the woman of my dreams
Mount me already

4. Fucking’s essential
Because it feels so damn good
Oxygen, less so

5. Put your mouth on it
Suck with everything you’ve got
Then wait your turn, girl

6. “Is it in yet, dear?”
Is quite a silly question
You won’t need to ask

7. Hot as fuck, you think
She’s sexual dynamite
Your goal: insertion

8. Take her from behind
Not like a dog, but a god
That needs a pounding

9. I want your body
Like right now, not tomorrow
Massively horny

10. Sex now, you and me
It’s not that I’m that easy
Creaming my panties

11. One whiff of your scent
And I’m face-deep in your crotch
Until you climax

12. Sex with a stranger
Sometimes, it’s the way to go
No names, just pleasure

13. Touch yourself for me
Then I’ll ride you like a horse
I make you happy.

14. Getting wet, I see
Your pussy—my tongue, my dick
Ready for seconds?

15. Testicles need love
So give him a ball massage
Then call him your slave
By #502711 16,Oct,18 16:39
Beautiful Leo, nearly made me cry
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 16,Oct,18 19:45 other posts 
LOL!
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 16,Oct,18 19:46 other posts  ⤴
Nice Haiku-work, leo.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 16,Oct,18 20:58 other posts 
It's Not mine Max.... I got to be honest...


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