A woman is in a pet shop when she sees a parrot for sale, but the price is really cheap.

She asks the owner why the parrot’s price is that low, and he says, “Oh, that parrot lived several years in a whorehouse, so it’s vocabulary can be quite colorful."

The woman, never one to pass up a good deal, buys the parrot, thinking she could teach it some new phrases and clean up its act.

She gets home and the parrot, looking around, says, “New house, new madam.” The woman laughs, thinking that this was pretty harmless.

A few minutes later, her daughters come home and the parrot says, “New girls in the house.”

A few minutes later, her husband walks in, and the parrot says, “Hi, Bob!"

Why was the math book crying?


It had a lot of problems.

A husband comes home with a duck under his arm and says, “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with.”

His wife looks at the duck and says, “That’s not a pig. That’s a duck.”

The husband replies to his wife, “Quiet! I wasn’t talking to you."

What do you call a Burka with a zip? A bodybag

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Three doctors at a convention talking about their greatest medical achievements the Russian doctor said we transplanted a kidney in a man and had him out looking for work the next day. The Japanese doctor said oh that nothing we transplanted a heart in a man and had him out looking for work the next day the American doctor said that’s nothing we put an ass hole in the White House and we expect every one to be out looking for work the next day
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Joe Biden sucks

Strange, if you start to sing in an airplane nobody joins in, but if you start to scream everyone joins in

Uh, am I missing something here? Like not just the morning bus but the whole damn fleet?
This is a website with peckers and puss's and assholes,and the naked people they are attached to.
How can something be inappropriate?
I mean,really a Cliff notes version of The Eighth Edition of Rocket Propulsion Elements would be inapporpriate wouldn't it?

Boy: I hate my sister´s guts

Mom: Shut up and eat your food

And for Halloween.......
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they don't slip off their broomsticks

Why are there no Indians in Star Trek?
Even in the future they won't work

Why don't Rabbis charge for circumcisions?
Because they get to keep the tips

When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.

I recently went on a 2 week cruise and I noticed there were NO black folks aboard. Puzzled by this, when I got back home, I asked my neighbor friend, who IS black, why he thought that was? He looked at me and said... "Pffft! You don't think we are gonna fall for that again, do you?" 😳

I'll just say the obvious..

"Your mum"

If I had a head like yours I would shave my dogs ass and make it walk backwards

Spend nine months getting out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in

A good fuck and a green apple would kill most cunts here

Is a dwarf an abortion that made it ?

A black man, a white guy, and Bjuka are standing on the roof of a 40 story building arguing about who has the biggest cock. Only one way to find out says the white guy- Let's pull out our cocks and hang the over the side of the roof. Whoever hangs the lowest wins!

Bjuka- I am not over the railing

White guy- I got down to the 15th floor!

They look over at the black guy and he is jumping up and down. White guy says, what the fuck are you doing mate?

Black- guy, I am dodging traffic!!!

Bjuka walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a salami under his arm, and the bartender says..

a Puerto Rican, Black, and an Indian are in a car. Who is driving?


The police!

One queer sperm said to the other queer sperm, " who the hell can find a egg in all this shit? "

A white guy an American Indian and a puerto rican sit down at the bar the Indian said once we were many now we are few the Puerto Rican says once we were few now we are many the white guy said that’s because we haven’t played cowboys and Puerto Rican’s yet

Three tough guys enter a bar the first one says to the bar tender give me a shot of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his finger out on the bar and says cut it off the second one says give me a glass of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his hand on the bar and says cut it off the third one says give me a bottle of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his dick up on the bar the bar tender says I’m not cutting that thing off he replied you don’t have to cut it off just lick it a few times and it cums off on its own

Why can’t you get a blow job in Puerto Rico because all the cock suckers are over here

I'm too fuckin retarded, don't give a fuck about my dick that's why I am dating Lorena Bobbitt

Why don’t blacks and Puerto Rican’s inner breed because their children would be to lazy to steal

Do you know why black folks won't go on Cruise ships?

Cause they ain't gonna fall for that again...