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Started by #47610 [Ignore] 17,Jun,10 16:16
Don't you just love a thread that's got a lot of potential, maybe a few scuffles or running gags, and out of the blue someone posts: "I'm a straight guy who wants to suck cock. Is that gay?" See, this would qualify as an overall discussion TOPIC, but is way out of right field if the topic is: PESTS: To ban or not to ban.

So this topic is for you. Post whatever you want, criticize me, talk about your monster cock, tiny cock, panty fetish, whatever, just please play by the rules, and for FUCK SAKE stay on topic!

PS: If you get verbally abusive or critical towards me, call me a pervert or whatever, please be advised: that is one of my fetishes. I might enjoy it!
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By #53643 24,Jun,10 16:52
Ponder me this:
You go horse back riding with your Uncle Jack; at the end of the ride, he has difficulty, hes stuck in the saddle.
So, do you tell him too bad? or do you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?
By #23212 25,Jun,10 21:58
Monterrey Jack cheese is considerably milder than aged Cheddar!
Why bother having a Jack in your car--just call the AAA, and they'll jack your uncle AND his car.
Got to go now--'uncle' Jack is calling.
By #69089 27,Jun,10 00:42⤴
im just happy they call the horse JACK CUM QUICKLY!
By #23212 27,Jun,10 02:47
Well it's better than 'Mariah', and besides that's already taken.


By #8824 22,Jun,10 12:35
i don`t iron my underpants
By #23212 23,Jun,10 20:47
Of course. People go over to Switzerland for that!


By #8824 23,Jun,10 17:18
Thing is, when i scratch it in the upside-down position, it happens the other way around. Just like they say on the TV
By #23212 23,Jun,10 20:41
Yeah, I tried that too, but I swallowed it.


By #10886 18,Jun,10 05:26
Folks say that I have ADD......I think that is just........oh look! A kitty!!!
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:20
Ritalin is a known foreskin shrinker--just look at what happened to many of us here!
By #47610 23,Jun,10 14:56
Never cared for the stuff. Interferes with my daydreaming!
By #23212 23,Jun,10 20:19
Well, I would sure think so! Isn't 'ADD', Advanced Daytime Dreaming syndrome?


By #76763 19,Jun,10 16:45
Sorry,I forgot the original topic.Anyone know what it was?
By #59848 19,Jun,10 18:14
Chicken salad sandwiches
By #44121 19,Jun,10 22:03
I just hope it ain't Pub (Bar) jokes.
By #47610 19,Jun,10 22:19
Oh, Joni, that so topical of you!
By #44121 20,Jun,10 10:04
No it ain't, I'm usually on the bottom!!!!
By #23212 20,Jun,10 22:13
Ooooh, that's a good one, joni!
By #47610 21,Jun,10 01:59⤴
Oh, can you recommend a good lube? (He says in a vain attempt to drag things back off topic)
By #23212 21,Jun,10 23:26
Well both anchovy paste and wasabi now come in tubes, and ready for immediate use.


By #35740 21,Jun,10 00:31
Where is the restroom?
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:17
Go out the back door through M?xico, climb down the big staircase to Honduras, jump across to their Isla de Roat?n, then jump over to Grand Cayman, go to the Scotiabank building in the centre of the city, and it's just behind the phone booth there. Hope you make it in time. (And it's called a 'washroom' there.)
By #24286 21,Jun,10 18:14
And a Shithouse here, among other things!
By #23212 21,Jun,10 23:06
Hmmmm, try asking someone in Canada for that, and you're likely to be directed to the nearest pub.
And my Brit friend, I have recently been told, quite honestly, by a resident there, that the large American city called, St. Louis, is often referred to as, 'The Loo'.


By #23212 18,Jun,10 00:12
So, you claim to be "808". Is that your very low IQ in metric measurement, or do you think that all the Europeans, etc. on this site will know exactly where that is? Perhaps all that heat and humidity (in Hawaii, good grief) has shrunk more than just your hairy dick? When the sand from all those beaches gets caught in all that excessive hair in your asshole, do you just leave it all there? FIFA y Copa Mondial!
By #47610 19,Jun,10 16:33
That's it! You're off the guest list at my next tupperware party, SMART GUY!
By #23212 20,Jun,10 21:17
Oh no . But you said that you have a "fetish" for verbal criticisms, and "might enjoy it"?? So first I'm 'invited' to give you a witty, critical comment, now my 'party invitation' is withdrawn?? What can I do now? Perhaps I'll just go to the mountains in '403', and rejoice that I'm not in your '808' heat and humidity!
By #47610 21,Jun,10 01:45
I never said I don't talk back! How ever would I get punished if I was a pushover?
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:08
Alright, 'talking back' is OK when you're in '808', but when you come for your face ride in the mountains of '403', you'll have to speak softly, only bring your ATTACHED 'big stick'; and I'll make sure you get 'pushed over' enough to fill all that Tupperware? with your cum.
By #47610 21,Jun,10 02:16
Sounds like a date! Finally somebody GETS IT!!!
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:45
Of course I did. That's why it's 'Dr. ...', not "Mr. ...". And when are you coming to the mountains of '403' to 'get it'?


By #19575 18,Jun,10 01:30
I actually like the feature "Admin" added under social to see what members have been on my page !!! ....... "What do you think about it" ???
By #47610 19,Jun,10 16:30
I ate crayons once. Vomited in technicolor that night. Funny, but true!
By #69089 20,Jun,10 00:47
i was chewing on a gel pen one time and it exploded in my mouth.. i almost did the same thing as you.
By #47610 20,Jun,10 01:57
After viewing your photos, I know how you pen must have felt!
By #69089 20,Jun,10 23:59
well i would hope you would give more warning where the pen didnt
By #47610 21,Jun,10 01:16
Yeah? 5-4-3-2-1, and? boom goes the dynamite!
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:38
"5-4-3-2-1"?? Oh how romantic! How about, "Oooh... awww.....aieee..., I'm cum......"?
By #23212 20,Jun,10 22:04⤴
I think that if you have 'members ON your page', you should get them off of it right away, so that there's room for us to VISIT your page.


By #27618 18,Jun,10 08:33
I forgot to say to our friend "face2ride",,,,,,

enjoy your fetishes...
By #47610 19,Jun,10 15:53
Trying! But I need somebody to hold the chicken!
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:26
I would, if you'd only keep your donkey from goosing me.

[May George & Gracie bless all our souls! ]


By #59848 18,Jun,10 01:34
Pizza sure is good
By #47610 19,Jun,10 16:27
COME TO MY PAGE AND COMMENT ON MY PEPPERONI!
By #23212 20,Jun,10 22:10
Hold the yucky pepperoni, and extra pineapple please, 'Mr. 808'.
By #47610 21,Jun,10 01:11
I resemble that remark!
By #23212 21,Jun,10 01:29
Well you also resemble your grandfather, but he went on to produce children anyways.


By #23212 20,Jun,10 23:26
If you no longer wish to view or receive postings such as these, push '8' on your telephone keypad, to be added to our 'Do Not Joke With' List. (Para Espa?ol, oprima el asterisco.)


By #8824 20,Jun,10 11:23
It wasn`t there anymore! Perhaps i should look for a piece of string!
By #23212 20,Jun,10 22:17
No need to, you can just tie up your balls with a shoelace (Schn?rsenkel).


By COCKSUCKERSLUT [Ignore] 17,Jun,10 22:14 other posts 
ARE YOUR COCK BIGGER WHEN IT GETS HARD ?

YOU ARE ASKING FOR ITY ARNT YOU ? YA PENCIL DICKED GEEK FREAK PERVERT BASTARD WANKER.
By #47610 19,Jun,10 15:58
Do you think Max Hardcore is cute in a totally icky kind of way?
By #23212 20,Jun,10 22:01
Duh??? He is definitely NOT cute; it's his 'cute' GIRLS that got him in trouble--he's 'an adult film maker' (well they are ALL supposed to be adults )


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