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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Dec,19 21:58 other posts 
Twisted Sister Xmas
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By #502711 23,Dec,19 03:34
Aww man, that was awful. I never really liked Twisted Sister. My dad loved them & I always wondered why dad liked to watch that music video with them all dressed as weird chicks
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Dec,19 07:33 other posts 
Did I say I like them? I was just searching for something weird AND xmas-like to post to your thread because I felt funny. Good thing you're not bella. She would have shot me.
By #502711 23,Dec,19 14:06
If they played that at a Christmas party i'd throw cans at them Merry Christmas Leo
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Dec,19 16:31 other posts 
Hey, I would have asked you first. But this is a forum "owened" by you so a lot of things are allowed and tolerated. Even pranks. Watch out then...
By #502711 24,Dec,19 00:39
You can post what you like Leo, I was just stating my opinion.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Dec,19 14:35 other posts 
I know, that's why we're friends. Because you're open-minded.
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And not only....
By #502711 26,Dec,19 19:27
Hope you have a sexy new years with a gangbang or two, mate!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Dec,19 19:50 other posts 
You too mate. Happy New Year!
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As for gangbangs, well, wish I could. I mean... of course I can, but how to find one is the question. Very very hard. We live in a conservative society. So many people would like it, so few can have it...
By #502711 26,Dec,19 20:04
Could happen, Leo. Don't be so cynical
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Dec,19 20:08 other posts 
Ha ha. You guessed one of my vices: cynicism.
By #502711 26,Dec,19 20:26
I too suffer from this affliction
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Dec,19 20:30 other posts 
That's why you can recognize it. Great minds meet!
By #485312 27,Dec,19 01:13⤴
getting men in the same room for sex, is like herding cats. it might be different if blokes formed and a group and advertised, they'd be inundated with women wanting a night with them, but men a greedy and don't like to share, so everyone misses out. that's how l found it as a women looking for men. try getting your own group of friends together and l bet you would never be short of girls wanting a night of fantasy fulfilment and fucking *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Dec,19 02:16 other posts 
Thanks for the advice. It's not so easy with friends....
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Dec,19 16:32 other posts  ⤴
Merry Christmas mate
By #502711 26,Dec,19 01:37
Merry Christmas, Leo!


By #502711 26,Dec,19 04:29
Home Stallone
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Merry Christmas




By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Dec,19 21:59 other posts 
Not twisted at all
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By #502711 23,Dec,19 03:36
I liked this song better.


By #502711 16,Dec,19 19:19
Just seen this chicks arse on the morning show, I thought i'd share it.
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 17,Dec,19 04:08 other posts 
Thank you for sharing. Can we share further? Since you love her arse, please take it. I'll take her pussy. Just to share. As friends share.
By #502711 18,Dec,19 03:14
We'll cut her in half. I'll let you have the front
By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Dec,19 05:16 other posts 
Ah, that's a great idea!
By #502711 19,Dec,19 00:49
Of course it is! Why wouldn't it be?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 19,Dec,19 02:24 other posts 
It is. Thanks for suggesting it. Sharing is caring.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Dec,19 19:47 other posts 
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when this grumpy old lady Bela comes running towards her screaming. “Please come quickly!” she yelled, “I just saw a naked man outside my window!”

The receptionist immediately rushes up to the bella’s room. “Where is he?” asked the receptionist. “He’s over there,” replied the the grumpy little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.

The receptionist looks over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. “It’s probably a man who’s getting ready to go to bed,” she said reassuringly. “And how do you know he’s naked, you can only see him from the waist up?”

“The dresser, honey!” screamed Bela. “Try standing on the dresser!”


By leopoldij [Ignore] 17,Dec,19 04:10 other posts 
Ever experienced this kind of gf talk?

While he's 6ft deep in her cervix: "Hey can I ask u something? Why didn't u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don't mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate."
By #485312 18,Dec,19 14:46
its probably the only time she has his full attention. if you've every tried to communicate with men, its an art form working out how to get through to them sometimes *Lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Dec,19 19:14 other posts 


By leopoldij [Ignore] 16,Dec,19 19:09 other posts 
𝖘𝖊𝖝 𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓
By #485312 18,Dec,19 14:47
𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔶 𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔲𝔭 𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔶 𝔭𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔶 *𝔏𝔦𝔵*


By leopoldij [Ignore] 15,Dec,19 17:05 other posts 
𝕺𝖓𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘 𝕰𝖛𝖊, 𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖆 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊. 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖉 “𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆, 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖊?”,  𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖉, “𝕳𝖔 𝕳𝖔 𝕳𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖌𝖔, 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖌𝖔, 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖔𝖞𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘.”

𝕾𝖔 𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖌𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖆 𝖇𝖗𝖆 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘, 𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖉 “𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆, 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖊?”

“𝕳𝖔 𝕳𝖔 𝕳𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖌𝖔, 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖌𝖔, 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖔𝖞𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘.”


--------------------------------------- added after 33 seconds𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘 “𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆, 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖊?”

𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖘 “𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞, 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞, 𝖈𝖆𝖓’𝖙 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖚𝖕 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖆𝖞!”
By #485312 15,Dec,19 23:50
ℑ 𝔡𝔦𝔡𝔫'𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔶, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔡𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 *𝔩𝔦𝔵*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 16,Dec,19 06:24 other posts 
𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔩𝔲𝔧𝔞.

So you found out how I did the xmas-like fonts.
The question is: would the site police approve?
By #502711 16,Dec,19 19:18⤴
He also had candy canes in his pocket


By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Dec,19 15:34 other posts 
360 degrees video showing clitoral hood piercing. Hot and cool.

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By #502711 14,Dec,19 17:40
The only thing I couldn't see was her pussy.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Dec,19 19:08 other posts 
Sad, but true. Well, after all this is YouTube that doesn't allow sex stuff. I think this 360 video requires special glasses. I don't have them.
By #502711 14,Dec,19 22:08
I was still surprised they allowed that on youtube
By #485312 15,Dec,19 04:24⤴
he tried every angle to see it lol, and it didn't show you the POV of the dude in the front row *lix*


By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Dec,19 19:18 other posts 
Fuck machine, and other German products:

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By #599537 21,Oct,19 21:20
Are you truly a midget??
By #502711 22,Oct,19 05:56
It's no secret i'm short. I willingly made it known, i'm not scared. Do you have a problem?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Dec,19 19:10 other posts 
It's not a problem if you're short. You're strong and fierce.


By #502711 06,Dec,19 04:57
Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken - White Guy Indifferent:
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By phart [Ignore] 06,Dec,19 08:52 other posts 
I went to a local town tuesday and the Popeyes had closed it's doors after only being open about a year.
By #502711 06,Dec,19 16:27
Not enough chicken to meet the demand, hey?
By phart [Ignore] 06,Dec,19 20:35 other posts 
don't know what happened .Since they are all independantly owned,maby the owners went belly up or something?
By #485312 07,Dec,19 03:05
most of these franchises are being run by teenagers. the franchises put together a formula on how they want things to run and most times, their youth and inexperience is what fails the store. I see it all the time when you go to eat out. they aren't taught how to cook, all the prep is done usually off site and they either just warm things up and put them together, and never really learn how to cook a proper meal. *lix*
By phart [Ignore] 07,Dec,19 09:13 other posts 
Yea a local taco bell lost 6 employees last week. The manager,a 18 year old STILL in high school ,left for a better job and 5 people left with him.STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL>
How does a bussiness exspect to be profitable when they hire kids to run it ?
By #502711 07,Dec,19 04:48⤴
I know it was popular, I have seen it on American movies like Little Nicky
By #551147 07,Dec,19 11:56
LOL ding! ding! ding! Very good, at least someone caught the reference I made.
By #502711 09,Dec,19 16:47
Classic movie
By #551147 06,Dec,19 16:53⤴
It is the shniz!!
By #502711 06,Dec,19 17:18
We don't have Popeye's here, but if it's anything like KFC fried chicken then I probably wouldn't mind it
By #551147 06,Dec,19 17:39
Well, this may be controversial and don't get me wrong, I still love KFC too, but Popeyes is better. It's more seasoned and their mashed potatoes are unmatched by anyone.
By #502711 07,Dec,19 02:52
I wish I could compare. tbh though I don't even really like KFC
By #601496 07,Dec,19 08:33⤴
KFC reminds me of Central Georgia. In that area if it wasn't fried with oil dripping from the food it wasn't food. I seldom eat at KFC because everyone of these restaurants it's the same, greasy, greasy, greasy.
By #502711 08,Dec,19 03:34
Yeah I try to stay away from it. I bet the chicken is full of hormones, steroids & whatnot


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