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I would like to take this opportunity to thank that member for complimenting me on my keen understanding of the "troubles" here.
I am an INSIGHTFUL guy!
They were four weeks late this year, which had us concerned, but this morning we were greeted by their familiar and much anticipated cawing.
Their return put a nice jolt of joy into our day.
I realizes that this means absolutely nothing to the random reader, but, as this is My topic, I don't really give a dang.
And, like all ostriches, Kevin spends the winter in hibernation.
My point would be, peacocks are really not part of the make-up of Michigan. If he is someone's pet is a mystery to her where home really is. He comes when the weather is nice and goes away in the late fall. She wants her husband to build Kevin a "bird house" because he will not tolerate being in the barn and she does not want him to fall prey to the coyotes. They shop specifically for Kevin, buying him grapes and berries. He does not like cold fruit, it has to be room temperature and he won't ear red grapes, only green. That's a damn fussy peacock if you ask me.
Your s1ster knows a peacock that pretends to be an ostrich?
It can't be too fussy if it calls itself "Kevin".
And, as you might guess, I am siding with the coyotes on this one.
I bet it just made up the story about the "coyotes" to get sympathy and trick her into feeding it so lavishly.
There's a big difference between an ostrich and a peacock and Kevin is definitely a peacock!
That's what the bastard WANTS you to think.
Also, they prefer to remain nameless and anonymous. They are "living off the grid", and like it that way.
And, are these so-called Geese of the Damned really geese, or are they pigeons with a high opinion of themselves?
However, one of them does have a bunch of white feathers.
If that is the case, why would you obsessively stalk them while signed-out, scan every one of their posts, and then copy and paste them (out of context) in other threads so that you can rant and rave like a crazy person?
What sane person does that?
Here's another question: What goes up a chimney down, but can't come down a chimney up?
A recipe from an east german guy i know:
Sardines and banana grilled on toast. It΄s quite tasty!
Don't even say D.J.T. 😠
While I must admit that I am better than a lot of people for any number of reasons (facts are facts, after all), there are some things that I am not so good at; some areas in which I am not better than everyone else. In an attempt to show that I am not an elitist snob, and as a way of allowing folks to get to know me on a more personal level, I humbly submit this brief list of things that other people are better at:
I can not dance worth shit.
All of the players in the NFL are much better at professional football than I can ever hope to be.
80% of Americans are better at mangling the English language than I am.
Your Mom is waaaaay better at giving a crap what you think than I care to be.
She also probably bakes a better cake than I can.
Most people have an easier time tolerating idiot's than I do. They also seem to be better at not telling the idiots that they are, without doubt, idiots.
If I want to make a joke, I actually have to think about what to say. Damn near everything that comes out of Kellyanne Conways mouth, on the other hand, is freaking hilarious. And, she does not appear to think at all. She is funnier than I am.
All of the people in Japan speak Japanese 100% better than me.
Sean Hannity does a much better job at willfully misrepresenting the truth (lying) and misleading a far too gullible public than I do. For that matter, so does everyone at Fox "News".
Speaking of narcissistic liars who wear flame-retardant pants, I have never been as blissfully unaware of my own incompetence as is Donald Trump. He's a better ass-hat than I am.
Hitler had a larger body count than I do. He hit six million plus. I am still at zero. I do not have the talent for it.
I am near-sighted. Many people can see far-off things better.
The Matrix is one of the most over-rated pieces of garbage to ever be filmed. This obviously has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but it can not be said often enough.
The Christians are much better at passing judgment on others than am I. They have me beat in the delusional thinking department, too.
I am not good at Yoga. I have never tried Yoga, but I know I would be horrible at it.
Albert Einstein was a better genius than me. I suck at calculus.
Over 50% of the world's population can menstruate better than I can. I can not do it at all. I blame genetics. Period.
That same group of people can gestate a fetus a billion times more successfully than I.
I could be better at making allowances for other people's stupidity. I choose not to. How else will they learn?
I am not an accurate spitter, nor can I yodel. Rednecks do these things better.
Most doctors are better able to diagnose illness than I can. I, however, charge much less.
Many individuals are better at being a moron than I am.
And, there you have it...a list of things that others do better than me. As you can see, I clearly do not think that I am better than every one else. I am quite sure, though, that I might have left an item or two out. That is accidental, I promise. Nobody is perfect, after all.
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Damn, Will, that's a long ass post.
Well, fuck it! It's my damn topic. It says so way up there at the top. I can make these posts as long as I want them to be!
Good point. Forget I mentioned it.
Copy and Paste random, out of context comments made by other members elsewhere in the forum, and then rant like a rabid, crazy person about it. That'll show 'em!
Addendum to Note to Self: Nah. That would make you look like a lunatic.
Addendum to the Addendum: I could really go for a peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich right now. Yum.
However, I was never a Boy Scout.
Back in the day, my friend came from a family of 9 children (good Catholic parents) and she would speak of peanut butter and Miracle Whip. Blech!
Think about it.
At some point, a starving Neanderthal mammoth herder discovered a lumpy, spoiled, moldy mass of expired mammoth milk left over in his bucket and said: "Golly, I wonder if that's good to eat." (That is very loosely translated from Neanderthal, of course.)
The rest is delicious cheesy History!
Note to self...
EVER!
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