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One unlucky sap got a wet napkin that reeked of cunt. Apparently Saggy had used it to clean up her dirty summer snatch. Hot and humid days were not good for her old party slit. Saggy was not known for turning down a meal, especially one that was paid for by someone else. The areas she delivered in mostly tended to be real shitholes that were within a 5-mile distance of Arby’s. Gourmet food this was not. And we all know that those sloppy sauced beef’s n cheddars were like kryptonite to the saggy old granny. Just thinking about Arby’s made her all hot and bothered. She never told Charlie that a sandwich made her wetter than he ever could!
The last straw for the food delivery services had been after an especially bad complaint. Saggy did manage to make most of her deliveries sans most items or half eaten food, but this time she delivered a completely empty bag to her customer. She would always use the excuse that the package had been damaged before pick up or due to theft, etc. Well, she couldn’t use that this time. The customers ring bell camera had caught the fat skank with Arby’s sauce all over her shirt as she waddled to the front door, and all around her cock-washer. Her grubby sausage fingers had left cheese sauce all over the ring bell button, and let’s face it she was not known for being a paragon of good health. Rhanda-Lynn had refused to be the one to get out and deliver to their doors.
So Saggy had no choice but to struggle to move her palsy ridden, walrus like body to their doors. A French bakery had less rolls than the Saggy Granny! Saggy tried to dispute that she was a lousy delivery person, but hell the support people pulled up the pics Mongo had submitted with the blonde clip in pony-tail along with the pics Saggy was required to snap before she could drive, and they instantly started howling. From the bulldog looking slack jowls, vacant retard look, and fat pudgy under eye area, they could tell she had been eating the food. This coupled with her blank drool stare made everyone think she had Down’s syndrome. One of the support people known as Sandeep said her pics reeked of grease, old abortions, ass, high-cholesterol, and failure. The cornerstone of Saggy’s life as we all know it!
The customer had initially offered $8 in tips for the order plus the delivery companies fee for the order and feeling generous they had added another $5. It had been too late to revoke the original tip as Saggy had delivered an empty bag which counted as a completion. They had tried to revoke the additional $5, but the shitty app had made an error and instead of a reversal, they had mistakenly given Saggy $5000.00 USD. A true grifters dream come true! She loved getting free money. This was even better than her dog Biden and Obama combined! Or like the TARP of 2007 that helped the owner of the trailer park from torching the place for insurance money.
Quick to notice the error as Rhanda-Lynn had been the one on the app accepting orders, navigating Two Warm-Kidneys around, and cashing out her earnings, she yelled at Saggy to pull over. Saggy yelled in triumph sounding like a retard in a deaf-orgy, and tears of joy rolled down her face making streaks of dollar-tree mascara cake her pudding filled like face. She had Rhanda-Lynn cash out the $5000 immediately and transferred it to her Cash-App card. Thinking like the criminal she was known to be, she also had her delete her Uber-Eats and DoorDash profile before the mistake would be caught. She knew that her days as a driver were over, but she couldn’t give a giant rats ass less. She was finally rich. Or, at least rich defined by her feeble mind.
As they drove back to the trailer park, visions of cock-site premium memberships danced in her head. She could buy points, memberships for others, and send gifts to that rotten cunt Sir-Skittles, Pitbull, and others! Now she could finally buy herself impunity on the site, and troll the forums as much as her old dried-up heart desired. Not waiting until she was safely pulled over, she nearly caused an accident as she logged into the cock-site and immediately bought a 12-month premium membership. Rhanda-Lynn had to reach over the Saggys rotund, Lizzo like tummy, and grab the steering wheel to keep them in their lane. After Saggy had bought the membership, she changed her profile name to one of her former member numbers. That will confuse those cock-site trolls she thought!
Next, she was sure to leave insulting, racist and homophobic comments towards her enemies, and posted some copy-pasta quotes from MSNBC about Kamala Harris to make herself look intelligent. Then she blacklisted the trolls, PitBull, Skittles, ChainsawGutsFuck, and Bella. The Saggy Granny couldn’t contain her excitement over how much money she now had, and let out what she thought was a fart. She had never had that much money at once in her entire life. That was almost double what Chuckles had made in a single year working at Sears. No more trading the $29.00 dollars she got in food stamps for cash just so she could buy the lower cock-site membership every month, and no more having to cancel after her purchase as she didn’t have an actual bank card for autopay. She hated knowing Sir-Skittles and ChainsawGutsFuck had platinum AmEx cards and good credit. Saggy’s credit score might as well be in double digits at this point!
She was finally in the big league with folks like Bella, who made her rage with jealousy. Just let Skittles or some other cunty come to trash her page now! She even fantasized about Admin mentioning her in a positive manner. Or even better, making a special double-diamond membership just for her. We will absolutely tell Admin about her windfall of riches so he can bleed the cunt dry. As she wandered off into Lala land with her retard drool face look, and sitting in her own shit Rhanda-Lynn let out a sigh as she navigated the car to a Piggly-Wiggly for a late-night snack and got Saggy coherent enough to park the car. She knew Saggy was dreaming of ways to spend the money and would do nothing to save anything or use it to pay her bills. It would be gone in a matter of hours. Saggy was an expert in math and finance! She did learn wordperfect and exel (from her linked in resume) at the Robert Morgan Educational Center. That combined with the year she spent learning office management and accounting practices at Miami Dade college back when Ford was in office practically combined to be like a masters degree.
What will happen next? Will Saggy go to jail… again?
Will she spend all the money or be forced to give it back?
Is she still planning a trip to Canada to see little Kebmo, shoe size 6? Oh fuck off, like Canada will let her or Charlie cross the border. Not with their bad finances and Charlie’s criminal past! She did promise to help Kebby get his beloved AnnnasLekker here to the US with her travel concierge skills, so hopefully those refugee boats floating in the Atlantic have room on them.
Maybe she could pay Kebmo to come to Florida? She would let him wear her panties! Then again, that skinny AIDS ridden cunt would not be able to fill them out!
Stay tuned!
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just angry about different things.
Nowadays, gods aren't angry.
Who would have thought. 👍
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Oh and leo, you will LOVE this part,since you are so anti religion.
"Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins— or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom — Lucifer
In other words, these people that riot,loot,steal,burn,protest,and etc, are actually worshiping the devil.
The devil?
There's no devil, just as there's no Harry Potter or Aliens.
I would love to be a fly on the wall if you were to pass on and wind up in hades. You would probably believe it was heaven.
it never gets cold and everyone is miserable.
"We normal people,able to think for ourselves,already had most of this figured out,but,gee, even felchy admited it,
There was no real science behind the rules.
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and former chief medical adviser to President Donald Trump, said the 6-foot social distancing rule, which the CDC originally recommended, had not been backed by a clinical trial. This is despite constant claims that COVID-19 protocols were based on science.
Folks like cat,blame wuhan virus deaths on Trump, BUT how could it be avoided if he was not told the truth by folks he and the American people was supposed to be able to trust?"
CAT
A clinical trial is good science...........if you got all the time in the world. In the middle of a pandemic, the only thing to do is TRY to find anything that would stop or amiliorate the decease. You tell us why recommending a 6 foot buffer between people was a bad thing. Isn't that what is customary when dealing with an airborne communicable decease?
Did it cause such a big inconvenience to you or anyone else? Wasn't it better to be safe than sorry? And how about this, maybe there was no clinical trial, but, who said it didn't work?
As far as Trump and Covid, there are many, many authoritative studies done and plenty has been written.
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As President Donald Trump entered the final year of his term last January, the U.S. recorded its first confirmed case of COVID-19. Not to worry, Trump insisted, his administration had the virus “totally under control.”
Now, in his final hours in office, after a year of presidential denials of reality and responsibility, the pandemic’s U.S. death toll has eclipsed 400,000. And the loss of lives is accelerating.
“This is just one step on an ominous path of fatalities,” said Dr. Irwin Redlener, director of the National Center for Disaster Preparedness at Columbia University and one of many public health experts who contend the Trump administration’s handling of the crisis led to thousands of avoidable deaths.
“Everything about how it’s been managed has been infused with incompetence and dishonesty, and we’re paying a heavy price,” he said.
Trump was told over and over again what was coming by many advisors and scientists. His inability to use that information to formulate a plan to fight the pandemic is what, ultimately, caused more deaths than necessary.
Phart, stop defending the Clown. It WAS his fault.
That's laughable.
Since when is a far right wing reactionary fascist normal?
This has hid from me for a long time! WOW< makes a statement
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I can't help it, she is baffleingly stupid.
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Made up skits? I'm sorry Phart. It doesn't get better than this.
"CAT"
I'm going to assume, Dgraff, that you meant RFK Jr. Right family, wrong brother. JFK Jr died in a plane crash in the 1990's.
As far as your question, I'll tell you what it says, nothing. What a man with a worm eaten brain, an independent candidate and ex-Democrat, does politically, is not worth the time to think about.
He was polling last week at less than 4%. Most of his followers identymore with Democrats than Republicans.
Now, considering that the followers of Nikki Haley just formed a voting group called "Nikki Haley Republicans for Kamala Harris" and getting a wink from Haley, that is significant.
What does that say about the Republicans? 😈
Can you imagine that the US will finally permit a woman as president? It's so backwards, compared to most counties in the world, that being a woman is immediately a deterrent for being president in the US. And a woman who's not white! The redneck fascists of Amerika [sic] are trembling.
A woman for pres is not the issue. a woman WORTHY of the fucking job is the issue. And kamel sucked and fucked her way to the top and was hired as vice pres to meet diversity and equity goals and to grab yet another "trophy " for the democrat party.
quit chasing trophy's and get some intelligent people on board.
-- you're disgusted and that
-- you're vomiting and that
-- you say that you call her kamel and that
-- you read that she sucked and that
-- you heard that she fucked her way to the top and that
-- she was hired to the vice presidency and that
-- she's a DEI trophy.
Honestly, I fully understand you.
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Ok, read for your self
I watched your "read them and weep" videos. Now, look for national law organizations that grade the performance of law enforcement members and, then, if you find she's viewed in contempt, then come back and show us. In any event, I prefer a poor prosecutor over a convicted felon to be my president.
Meanwhile, you support the most useless, entitled, wealthy pricks alive.
Kamala Harris who brings to the table a very impressive resume?
Or
Donald Trump who brings to the table a rap sheet?
I think the choice is obvious. Nov 5, 2024 is the hiring day. Let's hire the right applicant. 😈
Bring back Ronald Reagon.
I would rather have Trump with his "rap" sheet and a desire to save America than the kamels polished knees. She did not even take the time to listen to Netanyahu the other week when he came to the US to ask for support and aid, if she is going to be running for pres, that means she may have to interact with him and I don't see him respecting her much at all after what she did
(Gothic font is intentional.)
"I can tell you're upset. You shouldn't. You live in a democratic country. I know that you'd rather be in a North Korea environment, but you don't have that (yet)."
You may be not a sun of a bitch in real life, you may just be getting your kicks but you sure do come across as 1.
I don't know why people want a socialist president in what should be a free nation.
Everyone knows biden was unfit, but the democrats all but pushed his wheel chair off a cliff. If they will do that to their prez, what will they do to the citizens?
And why can't more resumes and applicants be on the board than just 2???
regardless if I like Trump or not, I have no real choice.
I can either vote for Trump, get some of what I want as in a better economy and less threat of world strife,or I can vote for a giggling, loose woman that has no respect for world leaders herself so we can't expect any from her.
OR I could just not vote, and that would be equal to a vote for the 1 i don't like.
The other thing is this. I don't care who you vote for or not. On Nov 6, 2024 I will be toasting for a new era of hope for our country. Keep swallowing the diarrhea, but, be careful, the danger of bad breath will make you a pariah.
Just look at the shape California is in all due to cackling Kamala and Nancy Pelosi it’s sad the state is broke people leaving and you demo creeps think everything is just fine open your eyes like i did before it’s too late
You forget I lived in this country the last eight years and know what a disaster he's made of the economy. You are the one that hates this country.
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