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“When I get into office I will lower gas prices below $2/gal” the Clown.
Shall we change your diapers get you a warm bottle and lay you two down for a nap 💤 what would you like in your bottle
Formula
Breast milk
Skim milk
Or Dick milk the dick milk you can drink right from the faucet but you have to suck really hard to get the milk to cum out of the faucet
Fuck Marcy and leave the opinions to the adults.
There is only 1 way this doesn't escalate into another “endless war”, and that's Trump declaring a victory, saying Iran cannot make a nuke anymore, running away with his tail between his legs, and let the Iranian people fend for themselves in utter chaos, while a similar or worse regime takes control in a bloody mess.
Only a short time after, we are in the exact same situation as before with Iran.
The only difference is that the Iranians NEVER want the US to 'help them' again.
It was well over 115 this morning.
So don't get used to that gloom and doom shit yet
Just the length of time I have been at the computer it has dropped from 90.29 down to
WTI Crude 84.84
That is in less than 30 minutes a 6 dollar drop
Learn to go to oil price .com and see the prices live.
Not Trumps fault.
I filled up yesterday at BP for 2.80 a gallon with the bp card discount. gas a run thru the wash was 95 dollars.
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Thank the Clown for this. I guess his State of the Union was good for a week. 🖕
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1979? Why? What, exactly, was Iran doing that made it seem they were walking all over the United States? We have embargoed their oil industry. We bombed their nuclear setup in October. And why?
Granted, if they had nukes, they could have threatened the Middle East countries including Israel. You could stretch that to Europe, but, didn’t the Clown say Europe is on its own? So, why is this on us? You talk about “balls” but you forget some of the most “ballsy” presidents ignored Iran. They just kept an eye on them. Reagan, Bush I, Bush II, and a guy named Trump, left them relatively alone. We even had a nuclear treaty that the Clown dissolved in his first term.
You want me to tell you why we attacked Iran? It’s not “Balls”. It’s dicks up 16 yr old girls and the Epstein files. He desperately needs to distract the Nation.
Iran was not nor is it now a current threat to us. Now they, as strong or weak as they are, are defending their sovereignty and, in their eyes, the need to avenge the deaths we caused.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not shedding any tears for that despot Ayatollah Khamenei or his henchmen. But, now, many innocents will lose their lives because a convicted felon and alleged pendophil.e is crapping his diaper.
However, what do you know, it turned out to be true.
And then we found out that Trump knew all along what was happening, was best friends with the worst one, and picked many of the others for positions in his administration and Trump has even hired the same lawyers as Epstein. He is cutting deals with Ghislaine Maxwell and she is openly promising to protect him for a pardon. Meanwhile, Trump's handpicked loyalists in the FBI and DOJ have been lying their asses of every single day, and breaking the law for him. No person in his right mind will ever believe that Trump isn't guilty as fuck of many horrible things. He would never go through the trouble if he wasn't because fucking porn-stars and models and then having the right-wing media be complicit in a cover-up was dismissed like he accidentally coughed on someone. No, it must be something incredibly bad,
for him to care this much about it.
Why can't you see the potential scam here?
Unless there is physical evidence, there shouldn't be a conviction by the people or the courts
This is the 14 page indictment of Jeffrey Epstein by the Justice department after an investigation by the FBI. If after this you still believe this is a "she said/he said" situation, then Phart, there's no hope for you
Still nothing in there about eating them.
It shows that you don't do ANY research into this case.
This is the biggest scandal in US history, and you don't care.
WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE OVER 6 MILLION PAGES?
Here are the main categories of evidence that were reported in Epstein’s cases:
1. Physical Evidence From Searches
When authorities searched Epstein’s properties (including homes in New York and the U.S. Virgin Islands), they reportedly recovered:
- Photographs and digital images of under@ge girls
- CDs and hard drives containing images
- Large amounts of cash
- Documents and contact books
Search warrants and seized materials are common forms of corroborating evidence in criminal cases.
2. Digital & Electronic Evidence
This can include:
- Emails
- Text messages
- Call logs
- Flight manifests from private planes
- Computer metadata
- Surveillance footage
In Epstein’s case, flight logs from his private jet were frequently cited as documentary evidence showing who traveled where and when.
3. Financial Records
Because trafficking cases often involve payment, investigators examine:
- Bank transfers
- Cash withdrawals
- Payments to alleged victims
- Corporate shell structures
- Real estate transactions
Financial trails can show patterns consistent with recruitment, payment, or concealment.
4. Witness Testimony (Beyond Victims)
In addition to accusers, prosecutors may rely on:
- Former employees (pilots, house staff, assistants)
- Associates or recruiters
- Third-party witnesses
- Law enforcement officers
For example, in related proceedings involving Ghislaine Maxwell, former staff and documentary evidence were also introduced in court.
5. Contemporaneous Records. These include:
- Diaries or appointment books
- Visitor logs
- Calendars
- Address books
- Epstein’s so-called “little black book” became widely discussed because it documented contacts and associations.
6. Prior Plea Agreement & Court Records
Epstein previously entered a controversial plea deal in Florida in 2008. Court filings, depositions, and civil suits created a large documentary record that later prosecutors could reference.
Folks that dems want safe,won't suffer, those the dems hate,will suffer.
it is being weaponized.
You're very happy to accuse transgenders of that, with ZERO evidence, but when your side is heavily involved, you're blaming the victims.
QAnon was right, they just went silent when they found out
it's their own side doing it. Fucking hypocrites.
2005–2008 – Florida authorities investigated Epstein; he eventually got a controversial plea deal in 2008, widely criticized for being too lenient.
2011–2016 – Epstein’s connections, including to Trump, Bill Clinton, and others, were occasionally reported in the media but mostly in niche outlets.
2018 – Investigations renewed; some documents began leaking, including legal depositions.
2019 – Epstein arrested federally in New York. Media coverage exploded. His death in jail amplified public attention.
Much of the “Epstein files” were already public or under investigation before Trump became president, though major media coverage spiked around his 2019 arrest.
It’s possible the political environment under Trump heightened coverage in certain media outlets (especially right-leaning ones framing Epstein in connection to political rivals), but the core files would have emerged anyway.
The public’s broad awareness and emotional involvement were highest after Epstein’s death, in August 2019, under controversial circumstances. This created a national sensation: conspiracy theories, calls for investigations, and massive media coverage.
QAnon, the movement that emerged around 2017, built its core belief on the idea that a secret network of elites was abusing children, with Epstein as a key example. Trump was framed as the hero who would “drain the swamp” and bring them to justice. The public’s emotional engagement grew because this combined a real scandal, with a story of moral clarity and Trump promising to fight it.
When people learned Trump was closely connected to Epstein, it confused and upset many. Supporters felt betrayed or tried to defend him, while critics felt angry and proven right. It made the story even more emotional because it clashed with the idea of Trump as a hero fighting powerful abusers. WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT?!?
It's Trump and his own regime, who are exacerbating the scandal, by being incompetent liars. IF Trump is actually innocent of horrible crimes, they are doing their absolute best to create an appearance of him being guilty and trying to cover it up.
1) Trump called the Epstein investigation and files a hoax
He repeatedly said the Epstein case was fabricated by political opponents, even though DOJ/FBI investigative files and sworn records clearly exist.
2) Epstein “missing minute” CCTV claim contradicted
DOJ initially said a missing minute of jail surveillance footage was due to automatic camera reset. Later releases contained that minute, proving the explanation false.
3) FBI video was not truly raw or complete
Independent analysis showed the released prison video had edits and gaps, contradicting DOJ/FBI claims that it was raw and complete.
4) Missing and withheld FBI interviews and offline files
Multiple FBI interview summaries, including three with serious allegations involving Trump, were never released. Tens of thousands of other Epstein documents remain offline or heavily redacted, contradicting claims that all responsive records had been published.
5) DOJ removed or took down previously posted documents without explanation
Documents briefly released after initial disclosure were later removed from the public Epstein file database with no public justification, raising transparency concerns.
IF YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GUILTY AS FUCK, YOU MIGHT JUST BE GUILTY AS FUCK!!!
The new chant is death to Iran 🇮🇷 how quickly the Democrats forget
"burning of our flags" That's just free speech.
"their nuclear program that they have been forbidden to have"
Who do you think you are, for forbidden other countries something that you already have? It's not like we can trust the US with them. No other country has ever used them. You made a DEAL with them, and all the world saw that they kept that deal and your president violated it. Without that deal, they can do whatever they want.
The US is the prime reason for the Middle East being horrible.
Every time they achieved some stability, your country fucked them over for oil.
That kind of treatment radicalizes people. Hell, you are a lunatic radical for ....
for what actually? Why are you such a radical? What reason do you have to hate
so many people? Are you missing something in life or do you actually care about
other people being less fortunate than yourself?
Nukes for everyone
I didn't come here looking for trouble, I just found it.
I found people who are justifying evil deeds
or worse, don't even bother to justify them.
Nice people speak out against that sort of thing.
I have the best parents in the world, who taught me right from wrong.
It looks very much like you weren't as lucky as I was. Sorry about that.
What would the US have done, if Iran bombed Trump to death?
All the countries that make up the United Nations all agree that IRAN 🇮🇷 cannot have nuclear weapons any how it was great watching that Iran ship sink to the bottom live entertainment
That's why the JCPOA made a deal with Iran. Trump blew up that deal.
That was stupid, because that deal had backing from allies and foes.
(Breaking a deal signals you’re unreliable, which makes future deals harder)
It would have been easy to enforce it even further.
Trump was lying when he claimed that Iran was not keeping the deal.
All the inspectors were telling him that Iran was keeping it.
Iran only went back on the deal, AFTER Trump did.
And now you are spending a billion per day enforcing a non-existent deal.
You keep supporting a dumb-ass who keeps bumbling your country into trouble. If it was only your country, I wouldn't care, or at least a lot less, because it's your right to vote to affect your OWN FUTURE, but this clown affects EVERYONE.
If you had managed your garage like Trump manages your country,
you would have been bankrupted a very long time ago.
“ Yes, the U.S. strongly supported Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi of Iran, seeing him as a crucial Cold War ally against Soviet influence, providing military aid and backing his authoritarian rule, especially after helping orchestrate the 1953 coup that restored him to power, which ultimately fueled anti-American sentiment leading to the 1979 revolution.”
That was our CIA that did that. He was as bad as the current regime and the reason there was a revolution to bring the current government to power. They have the right to feel that way, and before you get your knickers in a bunch, I seem to remember a “certain member” saying some yrs back, “ let’s nuke all of Iran”
I was in the hospital and I bet I watched carter shake hands thru the window of a building about 75 fucking times. The only reason those hostages survived is Reagon was going to blow that place to hell.
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DEATH TO IRAN 🇮🇷
You were once able to talk about things.
I wish you well.
Talking to iran about not making nuke bombs is like talking to a grizzly bear about to eat your ass. You will not make any progress.
For 30 years, Israel has been saying that Iran is months away from having nukes, and that would mean immediate destruction of Israel. Why is it true now, when it was never true before?
Even if Iran has 1000 nukes, they cannot use them, because that would mean immediate and total destruction of Iran.
You have to stop listening to these stupid lies. You are CUCKED!
Progress comes from supporting your own country's progress, by improving education, so people can develop themselves, and by improving their quality
of life, so they don't worry about the basics of living, but be productive citizens. Instead, you treat everyone like lazy bums, criminals or slaves to the entitled few. You have tried that for DECADES, resulting in the entitled few getting wealthier than kings, while the working class is getting poorer and poorer.
When will you finally realize this path only leads to serfdom?
But to think the threat of suicide if they use nukes to kill Americans is a deterrent, you are very naive. did the hyjackers of the planes used during 9-11 parachute to safety?
But DAMN, I'm slamming my head against the wall that you don't understand
the HUGE GAP IN YOUR THINKING.
Those extremist Muslims are sacrificing themselves for A GOAL!!!
Their goal is the ISLAMIC STATE.
Nuking the US, would mean suicide FOR ALL OF THEM!!!!!
That would mean NO Islamic state.
Don't you understand that? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
It's not the Islamist leaders who are sacrificing themselves.
They have their brainwashed numbskulls for that.
It's easy to radicalize people who are living in poverty and misery.
It's also easy to blame Israel and the US for that, because you
have been killing millions of Muslims, for many decades now.
Every single one of your wars has left them in rubble and chaos.
Even the Iranians who welcome the US now, will turn against the US,
if your bombs kill too many of their family members.
I very much doubt if leaders like Khomeini ACTUALLY believe their
nonsense religion, or if it's just a TOOL, to control the masses.
It takes a lot more effort to make people just as willing to sacrifice
themselves for a leader, without religious indoctrination.
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 1
Times were indeed tough at the trailer park. With Gerome back in prison, where he belongs, and Chuckles certified by the state as an "invalid", Saggy was in trouble. They had it so well during COVID but squandered their money as usual. For 7 months, the trailer was running so well. They had phones, power, internet, and food. In fact, there was even enough money for Kool 100's and a nice box of wine. It was a period of prosperity not seen in the trailer since 1981.
It was mid-November and with bills piling up and holidays rapidly approaching, a decision had to be made. What would they do for money? Charlie was not an option. No one would hire him because of his walker and zero job skills. To that point, the last time Charlie had a real job was in 1969, working for the porta-potty company. After the on the job injury, Charlie had to rely on the Saggy Granny to live. No one ever expected much from Charlie in general. He's a real lump.
Now, the two mongoloids sat around their card table dining room set contemplating their next move. Knowing they were out of their league making such an adult decision, they brought in the trailer park consigliere, Rhanda-Lynn. Help arrived swiftly thereafter as Rhanda-Lynn had the want ads from The Swamp Times. The group quickly went through the ads and found the following jobs:
1. Pet cage cleaner at the kennel
2.Pest control apprentice
3. Truck stop waitress, night shift
It became obvious that the first two jobs were too high tech for the Saggy Granny. She had no time to go through such advanced training! So, truck stop waitress was going to save the day. Saggy Granny had a lot experience slinging coffee, burgers, and her ratty cunny back in the day. That was during her heyday of the 1970's. It was a new era today and she was nervous. Saggy got her best outfit and had Rhanda-Lynn take her to the truck stop to fill out the application. With toes that naturally crossed, hopefully she would get an interview that same day. When Saggy arrived, her heart was racing. It had been so many years since she played the role of lot lizard at her last truck stop.
Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors.
Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; saggy granny; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: Truck Fuck Magazine)
Rhanda-Lynn pulled in and parked in the handicap spot. After all, Saggy is eligible for special parking with all her ailments. Saggy slung her dried up prune tits over her shoulder and waddled her way into the restaurant and was hit with sensory overload. The smells and sounds of the truck stop brought back so many memories. Her feeble mind started to wander off and was interrupted by Delmont, the head manager of the truck stop. Delmont was smoking, cursing, and slinging orders to his staff. Saggy was impressed he had a clipboard and walkie-talkie! All this technology was intimidating! Saggy finally got Delmont's attention and asked for an application. Delmont gave her a look and couldn't control his laughter. It was the worst nightmare come true for Saggy!
Delmont stopped laughing and then went right into the attack, asking her, "what the fuck she was doing at his truck stop." He needed waitresses not a walking corpse! Saggy pleaded with Delmont for the job, even offering to suck his dick. It was starting to quiet down after the lunch rush, so Delmont agreed to an interview. Delmont told her to take off her coat so he could examine the merchandise. His customers demanded some hot truck muff, after a long day. Delmont felt a wave of nausea hit him! Worse than the time he went in for body sushi at the strip club. Delmont felt bad for this old broad and offered her the job on three conditions. First, she needs to wear a face mask even after COVID. Second, she must use plastic wrap to seal up her cunny slit. He could not risk another health department violation. Third, she would need to use trucker load straps to keep her tits off her belly button. The Saggy Granny had not been so proud or happy in a long time and gleefully accepted the job! It was the answers to all her prayers!
Two Days Later-
It was time for her first day and Saggy was ready to sling and serve. She needed to get out her old waitress uniform. It was being stored with all the other things she had not used in years: dignity, productive member of society, and youth. The uniform appeared to be in good condition and Saggy felt some pride flowing through her potbelly. She was in her best used panties and bra and was ready to get dressed. It was a Tuesday but her panties said Saturday. She did not give a fuck! There was however, a glitch in the matrix because this uniform would not zip up! Saggy had had too much dinner and now was in serious trouble. Well, you guessed it, it was an emergency call to Rhanda-Lynn to save the day. If Saggy was late the first day, Delmont would fuck her up.
Rhanda-Lynn was a talented seamstress. She had just a few minutes to sort this out. The only option was to use a Hefty cinch-sack garbage bag. It would be easy to sew in, and with the built-in expansion technology, it would handle Saggy's cunt gut. An added bonus was this brand also had odor control. So, after a long day of slinging coffee and trucker vittles, the odor that had haunted Saggy for years would not impact her tips. Rhanda-Lynn finished up her project and put some real effort into getting the Saggy Granny into her half uniform half trash bag outfit. It was a little loose to be fair, but Rhanda used the cinch sack ties to hold it all together. Its was time to head to the truck stop for her first shift. It was already 11:37pm and they would have to hurry to get there on time...
Stay tuned for updates!
Rhanda-Lynn was nearly flooring her 1983 Pontiac Bonneville to get her friend to work. Pontiac being the preferred brand of certain ghetto people, it automatically is a piece of shit car. They were finally up to 39 MPH when the car started smoking and losing speed. Saggy Granny cursed her friend for owning such a clunker but did not a better option. Her own car, the saggy hauler was without tires and was sitting on blocks in front of the trailer. Charlie was supposed to have got in running back in 1997 but was too lazy and too broke to sort it out. Another failure in his scummy life.
The two ding dongs were still over 6 miles to the truck stop and it was getting close to midnight. They pulled over to assess the situation. If she was late, Delmont would fire her on the spot. Rhanda-Lynn got the hood open to look at her engine. It was smoking and she was scared to open the radiator cap. There just wasn't time for another trailer park tragedy tonight. They were on a on a dark swamp highway humid wind in their wigs, warm smell of unwashed cocks rising up through the air.... wait those are not the right lyrics...
Saggy and Rhanda were starting to panic and just when they thought they were sunk, a semi-truck came out of nowhere. At first, they thought he was going to hit them but they heard the trucker desperately trying to get into the brakes to stop in time. Rhanda-Lynn had turned off all her lights like a retard and it nearly cost them their lives! The truck came to stop with inches to spare and the trucker was not happy. He got out and light them up with a slur of obscenities. Tubby Tucker worked for Big T's Chicken and had a trailer full of live chickens. He had a deadline to get his birds to the slaughterhouse and was not happy two old hens and fucked up his delivery schedule.
The Saggy Granny pleaded with him to get her a lift to the truck stop. She thought about showing off her cunny but remembered she could not risk tearing her trash bag dress. Tubby agreed to help the stranded birds but they would have to ride in the trailer with the rest of the chickens. With no choice, they both waddled into the trailer and got inside. The smell was unbearable but this was their only choice. Tubby put the truck back into gear and sped to the truck stop diner.
Tubby was trucking like a maniac and was coming in too fast. The truck stop was just ahead and he was not slowing down. Saggy thought she might have to tuck and roll to get out in time. Thankfully, the truck stopped and Tubby opened the trailer and started howling with laughter. Both Rhanda-Lynn and the Saggy Granny were covered in chicken feathers. It was truly a new low point for these off brand birds. Saggy jumped down and nearly broke her ankle, which was already strained under her weight. Rhanda-Lynn was trying to pluck all the feathers off her friend and run at the same time. It was 1157 and the shift started at midnight. With seconds to spare, the Saggy Granny clocked in at 1159. It finally happened! After months of sitting at home, she was now earning her own money.
Rhanda-Lynn took a seat and was going to be a customer. As the Saggy Granny got her order pad and coffee pot, several truckers took notice to the chaos. As the Saggy Granny waddled towards the booth, the truckers all started making chicken noises and offered to buy her some seeds for her dinner. It was humiliating to say the least! Saggy ignored the hecklers and kept her composure until she saw Delmont standing in her way. He gave her a cursing for making a mess and having feathers stuck in her hair. Delmont told her there would be a tax for her fuck up. The Saggy Granny would have to pay for all the fried chicken specials they had to throw out. No one wanted to eat chicken after seeing the Saggy Granny covered in chicken feathers. It was not a great start to her shift. Ten dinners were thrown into the trash and at $6.95 per dinner, Saggy calculated she owned Delmont like $100! Delmont realized he was dealing with an imbecile and just let it go. Might as well make a few extra dollars.
Rhanda-Lynn had her menu open and was banging on the table for service. She lost her shit and even said she was going to go on Yelp if she didn't get some vittles served up. Saggy looked at her friend in disgust. What was happening!? Was Rhanda-Lynn going to get her sacked on the first night!?
Will it get worse? What else could happen to this old lump? Stay tuned.
Hmmmmm
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 3
0130 at the Truck Stop
Rhanda-Lynn had worked up quite an appetite. She ordered the Dump Truck Breakfast: 8 egg omelette with 5 kinds of cheese, sausages,, bacon, hash browns , pancakes, 96 ounce Mountain Dew, and ice cream sundae. It was named the dump truck since it caused everyone to run to the bathroom after eating it. This of course had a different name in Australia where it was called the Lix Every Day Delight. A proper meal for the heavier set ladies. The Saggy Granny was starving and was disgusted her friend was going to gorge herself.
Reluctantly, the Saggy Granny took the order and marched off to ring it up. Delmont was watching and annoyed it took Saggy nearly 12 minutes to get it entered. He also realized that he may in fact have hired a retard but It did not matter. Delmont was off until 8AM. It was Leroy's turn to deal with this geriatric window licker. He would get the full report when he returned to work. Any complaints or problems and he was going to sack this old lump.
Rhanda-Lyyn sucked down that soda like she was giving head to save her life. Saggy had to get her a free re-fill and struggled to work the soda machine. All this new technology was a struggle for our old lass. Now that Rhanda-Lynn's order was in and she had a fresh trough of soda to water herself, Saggy had to check on some truckers that just arrived. They looked like trouble and Saggy was nervous.
These truckers were for real! The attacks started immediately on the Saggy Granny. Fat jokes, elderly jokes etc. Referring to her potbelly, one of these bastards even said the last time he saw a tire so big it was being put on his new trailer! It was just awful. Then the real jokes started in and she was forced to listen:
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
The Saggy Granny was outraged. She only wished ADMIN was here to make a report. But this was the real-world and she had to take it. Leroy was watching her every move and was also howling with laughter at the jokes. Our Saggy lass was regretting taking this new job. It was not the glamorous role she had dreamt about for so long. Saggy took their orders and retreated to the kitchen to gather her thoughts.
It was taking forever for Rhanda-Lynn's breakfast of champions to arrive. She was bored and her money maker was getting wet. Why not get some extra money as long as she was stuck here all night! Rhanda-Lynn flashed a smile at a trucker that sat down. He was alone and Rhanda-Lynn felt a connection. The trucker flashed his one tooth grin and motioned towards the bathroom.
Rhanda-Lynn went inside and the trucker was waiting. He bent over Rhanda-Lynn and stuck it in her rotten cunny. It didn't take long and he came all over her back. Her clothes covered in trucker goo. The trucker put his package away and told her to enjoy her breakfast shake. Rhanda-Lynn made $15 and it only took three minutes! This was going to be a good night and best of all, she did not have to share with the Saggy Granny! This was all her big money!
When Rhanda-Lynn headed back to her booth, Saggy was busy bringing her six plates of food. It was a feast fit for a truck stop whore! As Saggy dropped off the plates, she was tempted to steal something to eat. Rhanda-Lynn cursed her friend to keep off her vittles! Saggy Granny had other customers to service and waddled her fat ass towards the next table. She had to be careful as she rounded the corner or her bubble butt would jackknife into the wall.
Rhanda-Lynn was getting deep in her Dump Truck special when the inevitable
started to happen: her gut started to swell and bubble. There was something in Rhanda-Lynn's brain that told her to run... to the restroom! Beads of sweat were forming and this old girl moved like the wind! Rhanda-Lynn was smart and knew she needed to use the men's room. She was not about to nuke the ladies room because Saggy would make her clean up the mess. No, she would use the men's room and would blame of of the truckers. As she sat in the stall waiting for the explosions, Rhanda-Lynn felt like Saggy did back in 1984 when she had her first rat. Saggy did not even know she was pregnant and had the baby in a Greyhound bus stop bathroom. That little bastard shot out of saggy like a cannonball! What a day to remember thought Rhanda-Lynn. But it was not time for nostalgia, it happened so fast that no toilet engineered on earth could take the onslaught. It was a mess that they would never forget. Rhanda-Lynn was out of breath and had to get out quick.
Rhanda-Lynn got back to her booth and resumed her feast of diabetes and heart failure. It was just then that it happened: There was a loud cracking some as pipes burst in the restroom. It was a mess that truck stop had never seen before. Leroy was looking to punish someone for this mess and the Saggy Granny was in his sights. Leroy told Saggy to report to the bathroom with a mop and bucket. This was announced over the loudspeaker so everyone could hear it. All the truckers and Rhanda-Lynn could not stop laughing. Just another day for the Saggy Granny!
It was barely 3AM and Saggy was started to get tired. She had not worked this hard in years! When she went to refill Rhanda-Lynn's soda for the 5th time she looked at her friend who could not stop laughing. It was then she knew it was Rhanda-Lynn that had destroyed the restroom. Rhanda-Lynn nearly fell out of the booth and it was then Saggy had reached the lowest part of her life.
With her shift only half over, what else could go wrong?
STAY TUNED!
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 4
0330 hours- Truck Stop Diner
Well, as you know by know the Saggy Granny was off to a grand start. It was finally time for her break. The diner still reeked from Rhana-Lynn's Pearl Harbor attack on the diner toilet but that was not going to spoil girls appetite. Saggy was always up to old tricks: stealing, welfare fraud, whoring, and general grifting. Whatever the opposite of Ocean 11's is, that is where Saggy operates. Some real low-level shit conjured up in her feeble mind.
The Saggy Granny had two goals in mind during her break. First, she needed to earn some extra cash to pay for the chicken dinners she ruined. Second, she needed some food! Things had slowed down in the kitchen and Gentry Jenkins their head cook was also on break. This is where Saggy made her move: she moved in on poor Gentry. Saggy needed some cash and BAD. She offered her mouth, cunny, and back cunt up for $40. Gentry laughed and offered $10, all in. Saggy agreed and offered to start sucking him off. Gentry watched as her yellow teeth and bad breath approached his cock. He had to think about another woman to get hard and then just closed his eyes as Saggy started to polish him.
For an old lass with a lot of ailments, Saggy still had some good flexibility in her neck and mouth. She had been eyeing the large vat of mayo that would come in handy. She needed some extra lube "down there" and Gentry could cook her up like a tuna-melt before he fucked her. Gentry was getting close to shooting some cook cum when he saw something! It was a tattoo on her arm that send "Owned by Gerome" and that meant only one thing: This was Germone's slag!!! Gentry knew him from prison and it was going to be amazing! Just as Gentry started to cum, he yelled out that he used to fuck Gerome in prison!! Finished and howling with laughter, Gentry looked down at our poor Saggy Granny! She was filled with rage!
Saggy grabbed the zipperand launched it up, with Gentry's defenseless knob still exposed. The zipper tore up poor Gentry causing him to scream in pain, which alerted Leroy there was trouble at the diner! Cock skin, bl00d, and Afro-pubes went flying all over this pristine kitchen. Worst of all, and unbeknownst to anyone, a mound of cock hair landed in a pot of chili. With Leroy coming in fast to investigate, Gentry ran for the restroom to hide and to try to fix his zippered knob. The Saggy Granny dispatched herself to the break room to resume her smoking and getting fatter.
Leroy arrived and looked around. Satisfied nothing appeared out of normal for this shit box diner, he went back to his office to sleep. Inside the restroom, it was as different story. Gentry was in trouble! His knob was secured in the zipper and he needed help. Calling 911 was out of the question. In addition to the embarrassment, he was also on parole! He swore he would get that Saggy Granny back if it was the last thing he did! She would pay dearly for this mess. His goal was to make sure this was the the last shift she ever worked.
Saggy knew she fucked up yet again and her job was in danger. Alone and with her feeble mind, she was clueless. She also realized there was a tear in her garbage dress and the plastic wrap covering her cunny was loose. She could smell her her cunt fumes. This was not good but was something that had to wait. The priority was Gentry. Despite her hatred for what he did to Gerome, she needed to help him.. It was her only chance to keep her job! Fucks sake, this was only her first shift and look at this fucking disaster!
The Saggy Granny knew her only hope was with Rhanda-Lynn. Being an expert seamstress, it was possible she could help untangle Gentry's trapped knob. Time was a factor and it would need to happen fast! Soon, Gentry would be needed to get them trucker breakfasts prepped for the rush. Saggy thought about trying to tape her uniform but there was no time. She headed back out into the diner to beg Rhanda-Lynn for help.
When the Saggy Granny got to the booth, Rhanda-Lynn was pouring more syrup on her pancakes. It made our girls stomach growl with hunger. Like Starvin' Marvin on "South Park." Yes, a week before US Thanksgiving I am making fun of starving people in Africa. If this is what offends you, get to fuck! Saggy made her report and BEGGED for assistance. Rhanda-Lynn was in no mood. She was feeding and did not like to be interrupted. Saggy promised her $20 and a fresh Dump Truck special meal if she would help. It was an offer that couldn't be refused. Rhanda-Lynn went to her car to get her old lady sewing kit.
Our two old birds slithered about and went inside the restroom to help Gentry. He was in bad shape and cussed them both for being in the predicament. Pretending she was on "Grey's Anatomy" Rhanda-Lynn moved in to help her patient. With her trusty sewing kit in hand, Rhanda-Lynn went to work. She had seen this dozens of times at the factory. Albeit it was fabric and not cock, it was the same principle. With all the tools of her trade in hand, it was only a matter of minutes before Gentry was freed from his penis fly trap. Gentry thanked his unlikely helper and went to the kitchen to sort out his broken knob. All this meant to Saggy was she was out another $20 for the help and $6.95 for the new breakfast. She would have to be on the lookout for a very angry cook seeking revenge.
It was approaching 0400 hours. The breakfast rush was about to start and her garbage bag uniform was leaking cunt fumes. Will our Saggy Granny be able to focus and handle the rush? Or, will she continue to fail?
Stay tuned cunts.
🤔 Hmmmmm How's it going to end!
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 5
0407- Inside the Truck Stop Diner
It has been a very rough start for the Saggy Granny. This was about the worst-case scenario. Not only had this night been full of problems, she was actually LOSING money instead of making it. Saggy had to take off her shoes to do some "advanced math" but figured she was about $81 in the hole... so far. Let's just be honest: even a window licker begging at the freeway on ramp would be making more than this old broad. A new low for our granny!
Saggy stood in front of the mirror and tried to piece herself back together. As things stood, she felt like she was on a Higgins boat heading to Omaha Beach. It was only a matter of time until she went down. Even worse, the toughest part of the shift was coming up. The breakfast rush was legendary in the swamp. The Saggy Granny would need all her energy and whit to service. She combed her "hair" which was a combination of her own hair, a wig, and some raccoon fur. High fashion it wasn't. In fact, the last time someone had her hairstyle the US military was shooting Viet Cong gooks in Vietnam! Putting her best 4 toe foot forward, the Saggy Granny headed back to the dining room. Diabetes had taken several toes and she was luck she had not woken up to a cold leg!
She walked past the kitchen and Leroy gave her a death stare. It was very scary and Saggy moved quickly back to her assigned tables, passing a four top of truckers. As soon as she passed they were hit with a foul smell. One of the truckers, J.T. stood up and cursed Leroy, asking him if he forgot to throw out the catfish dinners from last Friday. Others were complaining as well. Another customer asked if old Leroy had found some Indian food and let it bake in a used diaper! The entire diner was getting sick from the Saggy's rotten rat hole! No wonder old Chuckles stepped out on Saggy for some cock!
Bettina Bodean, one of the only female truckers in these parts had been sitting quietly all evening watching this shit show. But she also knew that Saggy Granny was the cause of all this stench. Bettina used to haul hogs but this was actually worse! This truck bitch was also feared all over the south. Rumors swirled that she had at least 6 kills on the road but they could never find the bodies. Everyone gave her a wide berth. Saggy approached Bettina's table to refill her coffee, which was really the only skill she had. Bettina took pity on the old coffee maker and told her to meet outside in 5 minutes for an "emergency repair" and to bring the seamstress with her. Saggy glowed with excitement! Someone was being nice and was going to help her!
Saggy told Rhanda-Lynn to dispatch herself outside with the sewing kit. The trio met up at Bettina's pink rig (the other truckers secretly called it the "Tuna Can") to fix up the Saggy Granny. Bettina had a truck full of tools, tape, glue, and patches that would help put frumpty dumpty back together again. What kind of "lady" wears a uniform that is part trash bag!!? That's right: The Saggy Granny!! Bettina got out a flashlight to fully assess the situation. It was bad but could probably be repaired. At least temporarily. After all, Bettina was not a miracle worker for christ sake!
Bettina examined the damaged goods in detail. The plastic wrap was fucked up and there was a massive tear in the sewn in garbage bag. Bettina needed to work quickly. First issue was getting the plastic wrap covering up that rat cunt sorted out. It was a fucking mess, but sounding like a surgeon, or wait. More like an intern at Pep Boys, Bettina barked out she needed the roll of duct tape!! Stat! Rhanda-Lynn was delighted to help and passed a huge roll to to the cunt mechanic. Bettina ripped off several strips of duct tape and slapped that cunt plastic back together, sealing in the worst smells and juices. Saggy had a matted mound of gray cunt hairs and that duct tape would give her a waxing she would never forget when it got pulled off. Next was the uniform / garbage bag. It was ripped and looked like it had been hit by that iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Rhanda-Lynn pulled out her thread and needles and was immediately cursed by Bettina. No way that weak ass thread would hold those rolls together! Bettina fetched some high-strength fishing line to sew our our favorite site sow! Rhanda-Lynn struggled with the heavy line to get the bag fixed. The struggle was real! When she finally finished, it didn't look good but Saggy was ready! Bettina offered up the final touch by spraying her down with some Lysol. Satisfied they did a great job, the trio of tards headed back to the diner.
When they entered the diner, Leroy was up from his nap and was NOT happy. The Saggy Granny might be in terrible danger!! Even worse, Saggy did not realize but Bettina was old pals with the Walrus... AKA Lix, AKA LickSipSuckIt. There would be an awful price to pay for her repair work!
What happens next is anyone's guess...
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