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What do you think, that he would just tell you, if there was some massive conspiracy
going on, that your whole administration failed to uncover? Silly goose!
What was Trump hiding, when he pleaded the 5th over 440 times?
One thing that the House Republicans have been trying to do, is to abuse the broad definition of gain-of-function (GoF) research, give him no time to explain what part of that definition was applicable to the international infectious disease research collaborations and which part was not, and then try to point to some made up inconsistency and call it a lie, for which they will try to put him in jail for 5 years. Does that answer your question?
Everything is already in public records or can be requested trough FOIA.
You are actually accusing Trump of hiding some conspiracy too now.
Remember that it was him who started Operation Warp Speed.
He was quite proud of that, until you all turned mental.
What are you expecting to learn, if there were those records?
If there were records that would condemn Fauci, would Trump hide it for him?
You don't have questions, you just have a chaotic feeling of distrust.
You think that I trust the government because I don't have the same questions.
It was your MAGA president and my VVD (corporate right-wing) prime minister
handling the Covid pandemic. You think that a socialist is trusting that side more than you? I was annoyed on a daily basis with how they handled it. There were fuck-ups regularly. But if there was some global conspiracy going on, we first need to establish
A GOAL!!! I have heard multiple ridiculous goals from your side, that ALL do not make sense with what happened. You have no idea about a goal either, you just want to believe that something extremely evil was going on. Well, if there was, they were fortunately incredibly incompetent, because the world is basically back to how it was.
The only evil that was achieved is a fucking huge transfer of wealth from the taxpayers
to the wealthy, who got massive bailouts from our right-wing governments.
But they don't need a pandemic for that and you like that, so why are you complaining?
There can be something wrong with any product that you put in your body. A single can of beans can kill you with botulism, meat can contain deadly parasites, there is an outbreak of Cyclospora parasites right now. 423 people have been hospitalized. And vaccines can indeed contain a contamination or some unlucky bastard can have an allergic reaction. Still, overall vaccines have massively reduced the deaths of infectious diseases. You only still see polio in the bible belt or old people who had it as a child. Many diseases were practically wiped out, but some are now coming back because of vaccine fears.
That fear is not all caused by the government. The media was spreading doubt 24/7, by "just asking questions". Sorry to tell you, but those questions were fucking ignorant or blatant misinformation, for political reasons.
If you haven't stopped taking all pharmaceutical products, you are accepting the same risk of death every day, that you would have had once by getting vaccinated. Most pharmaceuticals have been tested less extensively than the vaccines. Some pharmaceuticals have so many side effects that it is debatable whether their benefits outweigh their risks. All the focus is on vaccines, while they have been proven to be very safe and effective, because the only thing they do is train the immune system. That's much less impact than lowering blood pressure, suppressing inflammation,
or killing bacteria.
You were accepting a much higher risk from the virus itself, because you are not a young, healthy guy. The morgue was full of guys like you, who were afraid of the 'jab'. There were enough guys of my age and weight dying too, so that's why I was careful to not get it. After I was fully vaccinated, I was feeling relieved. Not because I trusted the vaccines from the start, but because many old people got it before me and lived.
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Here's a pic of a chubby milf i like
I'm posting it just because.
Tariffs can be a useful tool, if you use them intelligently, but....
Their main goal is vandalism. They are a movement that believes government is broken, attacks and weakens its institutions, replaces expertise with loyalty,
and then points to the resulting dysfunction as proof that government never worked.
bring collapse and then claim
that it's "the others" who did it.
They could even orchestrate a
fatal event to "prove" their point.
But to what benefit? Ultimately,
it's their self-benefit.
They want to enrich themselves by
taking advantage of the concept
of invincible presidency and the
fact that none of their minions
will ever question their "ethics".
They've achieved an almost total
religious adherence to them.
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The lord-kings will be ruling their serfs from their castles, but instead of knights, they'll control the people with robots. People will be working 12 hours per day,
7 days per week, from age 10, for starvation wages, and live in small apartments owned by their lord-king. The fairest daughters of the serfs will be taken to serve
the lord-king's perverse desires, from the age of 10 too. They will also breed his 50 children, who will all be competing for their father's succession, by showing who can manage the sweatshops (for the jobs that robots are too expensive for) the most ruthlessly. This is not a fantasy, this is exactly what you get, if you follow the trends that they have set out.
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Since you folks like graphs,Trump didn't dig the hole,he inherited it.
Before Covid hit, Trump's economy was already cooling down.
Then he created a massive crisis, by bungling Covid response.
Biden inherited that crisis, but he turned it around, better than other countries.
Even if prices for some things will come down, Trump's stupidity is turning
people's overall cost of living into a complete crisis.
If Trump inherited anything from Biden, he could have easily changed it,
because he controls the house, the senate, and the supreme court.
Biden didn't, which means that he had to deal with your side obstructing
his every move, even when he wanted to introduce very strict immigration laws.
You're self-programming your brain with nonsense.
That is why leo says that it's pointless to try to argue rationally with you.
Even if your worst assumptions are true, they are still not "deadly shots".
That would mean that we would have lost 5.6 billion people worldwide,
myself and everyone I know (except my brother in law) included.
No one told me something like: "Do you know who died directly after getting the shot? The father of Mark from IT.". Why not? Because, besides my brother in law, I'm hanging around with people who can rationally assess these claims. Even my brother in law didn't know anyone personally who died. He told me about dozens
of unsubstantiated claims from his friend's friends; which are useless rumors.
That's what ALL OF YOU have; nothing but useless rumors.
Your side controls all the institutions now, and you STILL got nothing.
Sure, they make theater investigating Fauci, but that's it.
So, you either have to admit that you're wrong or that your side is the most
useless bunch ever. Democrats would have had piles of evidence by now.
religious idiots.
Take a look at this.
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Have tariffs worked?
No.
They were illegal.
American suckers are now paying
more because of tariffs.
Has trump become richer though?
Yes.
That depends on the goal. If his goal is to tax the lower and middle class more, to compensate for the billionaire tax-cuts, then it is the easiest thing that he could do.
If the goal is to cause chaos on the stock-market, that your family and friends can use to enrich themselves, than it is a devious plan. I'm sure that he didn't think of it himself, because he's not smart enough for that.
Trump doesn't give a fuck about anything being 'illegal'. He has been getting away with crimes all of his life. At worst he had to pay some fines. If you own the DOJ,
the FBI and the supreme court, and all your senators and governors are partisan loyalists, then nothing is 'illegal' anymore.
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it bypassed a legally required US import re-inspection, meaning its safety could not be verified.
Based on the information released so far, there is no indication of intentional wrongdoing or contamination by Maple Leaf Foods. The reported issue is that the bacon bypassed the required US import re-inspection process, and it has not been publicly explained whether that happened because of an error by the importer, a customs/logistics issue, or another administrative failure. The recall notice does not explain the mechanism by which the shipment bypassed the required inspection or assign fault to any particular party.
There is no reason to suspect that there is anything wrong with the product,
but I prefer that products that I consume are inspected, to be sure.
So, it's not clear who fucked up in the first place, but the final call is sensible.
It's still a waste that in all likelihood perfectly fine products are getting discarded,
but for food my standards are higher than "in all likelihood".
They could have solved this by some on the spot inspections and prevent the destruction of this product, but I suspect that they are being overzealous, to recover some trust from the public at large, because of the recent fuck-ups that were causing your Clostridium outbreak.
When the FDA initially identified Taylor Farms' lettuce as the source of a massive Cyclospora parasite outbreak, which has sickened thousands across multiple states, some Taylor Farms executives bypassed standard regulatory channels, with an urgent plea to delay announcing a public product recall, demanding more proof and time.
The FDA initially announced that a sample of Taylor Farms' lettuce tested positive for Cyclospora. However, shortly after the White House meeting, the FDA deleted that finding from its public website, claiming a re-review showed the result was actually a "false positive". The "false positive" claim is considered "highly questionable" and has sparked intense skepticism from public health experts, lawmakers, and the public. Despite walking back the specific lab test, the FDA maintained that the broader voluntary recall was still necessary based on "overwhelming epidemiological data" pointing to Taylor Farms.
More than 1,600 lab-confirmed cases (and over 7,400 suspected cases) have been reported across multiple states. 90% of interviewed patients reported eating shredded iceberg lettuce at Taco Bell right before getting sick.
The most critical scientific fact in this outbreak is that the Cyclospora cayetanensis parasite can ONLY survive and multiply in human feces. The contamination most likely occurred because human sewage leaked onto the fields in Central Mexico and contaminated the crops. This could have happened via:
• Contaminated irrigation water (rivers or canals connected to open sewers).
• Flooding after heavy rainfall, which caused human wastewater to overflow onto the fields.
The outbreak has occurred in waves. When an outbreak continues to repeat over a longer period, it usually points to a "persistent contamination of the irrigation water or the process water." If the water used in the fields or the factory remains continuously contaminated with the parasite, every new batch of lettuce that comes into contact with it becomes contaminated as well.
Microbiologists emphasize that Cyclospora eggs (oocysts) have an extremely hard, sticky protective shell. Once contaminated water is sprayed over the lettuce, the eggs cling tightly to the microscopic folds of the leaves. Standard washing with chlorine or water is often not effective enough to remove them.
Taylor Farms immediately posted on social media that the FDA had "apologized" to them for the error, a claim that the FDA subsequently denied ever making.
Public Federal Election Commission (FEC) filings revealed that in 2025, Taylor Farms contributed $1 million to President Trump's super PAC (MAGA Inc.) and over $1 million to other Republican political action committees. Congressman Garcia is demanding all communications between Taylor Farms, the White House, the FDA, and the CDC, questioning if these millions in political donations were leveraged to interfere with a public health crisis.
Independent food safety experts noted that public health communication has been severely weakened because many of the dedicated communications staff at the FDA and CDC were recently terminated due to deep federal budget cuts.
On July 27, 2026, the US Congress (the House Oversight Committee) launched an official investigation into Taylor Farms. In this probe, lawmakers demand that the company hand over all internal documents regarding their food safety procedures and water quality testing at their Mexican facilities. A definitive conclusion about the exact condition of the water used by Taylor Farms will only be reached once these documents and independent inspections are made public. The Trump administration does not have the legal authority to shut down a congressional inquiry, but they have forcefully dismissed the probe's allegations as entirely false.
I think this article about the Canadian bacon recall is made public as a distraction.
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So, I'm sorry to tell you that he's here to stay.
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Many scholars distinguish between humor and mere offensiveness. A conventional joke usually contains some kind of structure, such as incongruity, misdirection, irony, or a punchline. In contrast, some political "edgy jokes" consist primarily of saying something taboo or demeaning, with the violation itself treated as the entertainment.
Researchers studying far-right and extremist communication argue that, in these cases, the point is often not comedy, but to:
• signal in-group membership,
• test how much prejudice an audience will tolerate,
• provoke outrage from opponents,
• make hateful ideas seem more ordinary through repetition,
• preserve deniability ("can't you take a joke?").
I just mentioned Greg Gutfeld, and not a day later his 'humor' reaches the news:
‘All I’m Thinking About Is Her Behind’: Greg Gutfeld’s AOC Punchline Falls Flat
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They cannot stop thinking about AOC in a creepy way. When they are confronted
with an attractive woman, who has ideas that wildly oppose their own, they feel a sexual urge to dominate her. They cannot stop telling on their r@pe fantasies.
You have seen the MAGA guys here express that several times too, right?
When I am confronted with an attractive woman, who has ideas that wildly oppose
my own, even the idea of having sex with her holds no appeal for me. My thinking is: "Sure you look nice, but your character is UGLY!". Why would that not be the same
for these MAGA guys?
Do you actually think that they are trying to inform people?
Wrong, we do get much more truth than you do, because our news is neutral to a sickening amount. They never put an opinion on ANYTHING, they only report what's happening. They used to be OBJECTIVE, but that made the right-wing call them the "lefty church", so they abandoned that and now they are just neutral.
Your news sources are bought and paid for by billionaires and corporations, and therefore they don't say anything that the billionaires and corporations don't like. I've been telling you this for years and now you tell me that I don't understand that my sources are paid for too? Our main channels are paid for by the CITIZENS. We still have good public networks. We have created a system that put a lot of distance between politics and these public networks. Our right-wingers have been cutting their funding a lot over the years, and they would love to destroy our public system, but it would result in massive backlash from the public, because the large majority of the people know that the public system is the most trustworthy.
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The sleight of hand is saying that "AMERICA is bashed as a disgusting fascist regime".
No bitches, the Trump regime is NOT America, it is the antithesis of AMERICAN VALUES.
You have to be poised, patient, rational, empathetic, fair, and inclusive.
On the right, you can spout off nonsense that you "feel" or "heard" or "just think"."
This was just a random comment, on a random YouTube video, from some random person,
but damn should they be a renowned philosopher.
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The by-election was triggered by financial controversies surrounding Farage. Reports revealed he had received a previously undisclosed £5 million gift from cryptocurrency billionaire Christopher Harborne before becoming an MP. Police also opened an investigation into £500,000 in donations to Reform UK linked to the mother of one of Farage's closest allies, George Cottrell. Farage denies any wrongdoing.
As pressure mounted, Farage resigned as MP for Clacton, automatically triggering a by-election. He then immediately announced he would stand again, arguing that the people of Clacton, not journalists, political opponents or investigators, should decide whether he deserved to remain their MP. He framed the election as "the people versus the establishment." Critics called it a political stunt, saying it shifted attention away from the allegations and turned them into a popularity contest.
That opened the door for Count Binface. Created by comedian Jon Harvey, Binface wears a silver bin-shaped helmet and mixes absurd promises with genuine political satire. His aim is to use humour to expose what he sees as the hypocrisy and absurdity of British politics.
When the major parties chose not to contest the election, Binface became Farage's most visible challenger. His slogan, "The only one who turned up," mocked both the absent parties and Farage's attempt to manufacture a personal mandate. His campaign insists that "the bin is the joke, the ballot is not," encouraging people to see him as a serious protest vote.
Farage is still the favourite to win, but Binface has already changed the story. Instead of headlines about Farage winning a fresh mandate, much of the coverage is about Britain's best-known right-wing populist being challenged by a man dressed as a silver dustbin. Even if Binface loses, he has made it much harder for Farage and Reform UK to control the narrative.
Reform has arguably made matters worse by repeatedly responding to Binface instead of ignoring him. Every attack gives him more publicity, more jokes and more media coverage. As a result, Binface has succeeded in making Farage look defensive, while turning what was meant to be a serious political exercise into a national punchline.
Can Count Binface actually win? Technically yes, but Farage remains the clear favourite. Farage has a strong personal following in Clacton, while Reform UK is the dominant political force in the area. However, this is not a normal election. With the major parties absent, Binface has become the main alternative for voters who want to protest against Farage.
Even if Binface does not win, he has already achieved something politically significant.
A strong result would weaken Farage's claim that the by-election is a clear public endorsement, while the fact that a man in a silver bin costume has become his main challenger has made it much harder for Farage and Reform UK to control the story.
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I guess he objects that I don’t have a cock. 🤣🤣😈
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SOB Clown. Hope his dick falls off.
America would be completely dead already.
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But how the fuck can so many Americans and their elected representatives deny this text:
"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside."
If you don't agree with it, OK, get the majority that you need to change it in the way that
The Constitution demands of you. Stop cheating democracy!
The constitution was written at a time when folks never dreamed our system would be abused and used.
In my opinion, it wouldn’t happen.
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The Record (Successful): The 27th Amendment’s 200+ year journey.The Record (Fastest): The 26th Amendment (lowering the voting age to 1
Remember, lowering the voting age in 1971, during the Vietnam War where 18 yr old draftees were getting killed, made it easy.
This amendment is very polarizing.
You keep thinking of immigrants as abusers of the system, but they are mostly hard working people, who are looking for a future for their children. Your country was built on the backs of them.
If enough people agree with you, it could be easily changed.
That's democracy; you don't always get what you want.
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
Calling an immigrant a "burden" misses the entire point of the American experiment. The poem argues that America's unique strength lies in its ability to take the world's most vulnerable people and help them become the nation's greatest asset.
How much evidence do I need to give you that your ideas are completely at odds
with everything that your country is based on?
And, if you are saying that one baby has less rights than another, what does that mean in terms of fairness to the child? Regardless of the legality of the child’s parents, he is a human being independent of its mother. If not, then how can you argue against abortion?
And that is the problem that is being worked on,
Ananas , you are talking about a poem on a statue from along time ago. A time when humans had honor and respect for government and laws and rules and life. That is no longer the case. We have people comeing here, not to work to better their lives and the country,but to send 1000's back home to their homeland.it happens all the time, that's why western union is at walmarts all over the country, and the instructions are in mexican,oops i mean spanish.And the women having babies, use and abuse our public county health departments. the parking lots are full of people that are not legal citizens taking aid that is bought and paid for by tax payers for helping US born citizens. I am sorry your media choices don't go to the next county over from me and see with their own cameras.
Tell us. How are these women planning to support these babies? Don’t you think they’ll work? Pay some taxes? Provide a need for extra workers to work in stores? Hospitals?
The only difference between legal and illegal is a piece of paper. Both have needs for their babies and both, when they need it, will ask for help. One week of this stupid Iranian war would pay for all these services for decades.
Go cry to your God about the injustice along with your slavery timeline argument
You are just angry because I am bringing out info that liberals prefer to keep hidden
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, who was shot and killed by ICE agents in Houston,
lived in the United States without legal status for nearly 35 years.
He had no criminal record or convictions during his decades in the country.
He raised three U.S. citizen children, all of whom attended or graduated from college. He ran a small home-building business, working from sunrise to sunset
to support his family.
At the time of his death, he was actively working to secure legal status and a work permit, and had submitted his fingerprints to immigration officials.
That's a hardworking man who strengthens your country in every way that you want people to do that. His life was ended by the sick racist occupation force,
that you put in the streets.
Over 70% of individuals held in ICE detention, and the majority of those arrested and deported, have NO criminal convictions. That means that they break the law less than American citizens, because about 33% of American citizens have some form of criminal record.
Only about 5% to 7% of those arrested by ICE have convictions for violent or property offenses. That's also lower than the average American citizen, of which 8% to 10% have ever been convicted of a felony.
ICE is kidnapping DOCUMENTED immigrants in the vicinity of immigration offices, just before or after they are taking actions to further their path to citizenship. They are doing everything that the law demands of them. The only reason for why they are kidnapped and deported is their SKIN COLOR!!!
The only immigrants who are accepted in your country now are WHITE
South Africans. They probably have a similar tendency as Elon Musk
to greet people with an 'awkward arm gesture'.
I'm just bringing out info that MAGA prefers to keep hidden.
You STOP for law enforcement
ICE Statement: The Department of Homeland Security stated that while agents were looking for a different target, they attempted to pull over Salgado Araujo's vehicle. ICE claims Salgado Araujo rammed an ICE vehicle and "weaponized" his work van in an attempt to run over an agent, prompting the officer to open fire in self-defens
It's the same lie as with all the others.
How much more do you need to follow orders to remove illegal aliens? The agents are sent to find known issues, not determine who has a issue.
* Homeland Security Investigations (HSI): Special Agents complete a rigorous 22- to 27-week curriculum (CITP and HSISAT), which recently began transitioning its specialized phase from Glynco, Georgia, to Charleston, South Carolina.
* Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO): While standard ERO training historically required a 16-week law program and a 5-week Spanish course, a rapid hiring blitz compressed this to an accelerated fast-track schedule.
* The "Lowest Standards" Cohort: During this surge, entry ages dropped to 18, and training was slashed to an intense, 6-day-a-week program cut down to as few as 42 to 56 days. This fast-track eliminated formal language training, relaxed physical fitness metrics, and permitted open-book academic remediation.
* Current Status: Due to performance concerns and internal pushback,
DHS officially ended the fast-track program, restoring the comprehensive traditional training lengths. Agents hired under the lower standards remain active but are required to complete supplemental on-the-job and remedial training.
The primary conflict creating danger for citizens is that fast-tracked ICE agents lack the training to recognize the legal boundaries of their authority or identify unlawful orders.
When compressed instruction strips away foundational legal and tactical education, the real-world consequences create immediate, high-risk friction points between federal agents and the public.
Internal DHS tracking noted a 353 % explosion in use-of-force incidents. This lack of tactical restraint culminated in high-profile tragedies, including ICE agents fatally shooting innocent bystanders and U.S. citizens during operations in cities like Minneapolis and South Padre Island.
They are masked agents armed with military gear.
They should be trained much better, to protect the citizens.
Unfortunately, your demented president is spilling the beans daily.
"We had a meeting. And I say, why is it we only take people from shithole countries, right? Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden,
just a few? Let's have a few from Denmark. Do you mind sending us a few people? Send us some nice people. Do you mind? But we always take people from Somalia, places that are a disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, disgusting,
ridden with crime."
Filty, dirty people from Somalia, vs people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark?
He prefers WHITE SOCIALISTS over BLACK people who are fleeing shitholes.
Why can't you have people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark?
Because they don't want to come to YOUR shithole country.
Only people from worse countries still want to come to yours.
all goes to the wealthy and the military, and the working class gets shit all.
Even your poorest red hick state, Mississippi, makes more money per capita than: France, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Greece, Slovenia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Slovak Republic, Latvia, Hungary, Croatia, Romania, Cyprus, Bulgaria and Malta, but ALL 17 of those EU countries provide higher quality social services to their citizens than the United States OVERALL.
You have the money to have a much better social safety net, education, healthcare, infrastructure, etc, etc, but YOU CHOSE NOT TO.
You prefer to have wealthy people take it all for themselves.
That's because the employers almost never face consequences for the illegal employment, only the illegal worker faces consequences.
There are some illegal immigrants in my country, but they cannot find a job
to survive on. They need a shelter or they starve. It's different in Italy;
farmers exploit lots of illegals, so they can stay under the radar.
I know you don't think it's right-wing enough, but if it's not true,
then you could argue against it:
The "Shithole" Countries Debate: Western Intervention vs. Internal Failure:
The economic and political situation in developing countries is the result of a complex interplay between historical external interventions and internal political factors. No single region has been shaped exclusively by one factor; everywhere, both colonial legacies and modern domestic mismanagement
play a role.
Latin America (South and Central America)
In this region, the historical and geopolitical impact of the West (specifically the United States) is highly documented, though internal corruption and populism play an equally large role in current instability.
• Western impact: During the Cold War, the US actively destabilized leftist governments through the doctrine of regime change. Concrete examples include the CIA-backed coup in Guatemala (1954) in favor of the United Fruit Company, and the support for the military dictatorship of Pinochet in Chile (1973). Economic embargoes have heavily suffocated local economies. Most notably, while Venezuela already faced internal economic challenges, aggressive U.S. sanctions targeting its oil sector—the country's largest natural resource and economic backbone—crippled its ability to export and severely accelerated its economic collapse. Before these sweeping sanctions hit, the country was performing significantly better economically.
• Internal factors: Countries like Venezuela and Argentina have run themselves deep into trouble through decades of macroeconomic mismanagement, hyperinflation, and corruption under populist leaders (such as Chavism), independent of external pressure. In countries like Colombia and Mexico,
drug cartels and weak rule of law play a decisive internal role.
Africa (Sub-Sahara)
Africa struggles with the deepest colonial scars in the world, but also with persistent post-colonial internal power struggles.
• Western impact: The artificial borders drawn by European powers during the Berlin Conference of 1884 forced rival ethnic groups into a single country, laying the foundation for later civil wars (such as in Nigeria and Rwanda). The brutal exploitation of resources (such as in the Congo under the Belgian King Leopold II) left countries behind without infrastructure or an educated elite. During the Cold War, the West supported dictators like Mobutu Sese Seko (Zaire/Congo) because they were anti-communist.
• Internal factors: Since independence (mostly around 1960), many African countries have dealt with 'kleptocracies'—regimes where leaders plunder the state treasury for self-enrichment. Zimbabwe collapsed economically under Robert Mugabe due to disastrous land reform policies and hyperinflation. Countries like Somalia and South Sudan suffer from internal tribal struggles and the inability to establish a functioning central government.
The Middle East
This is a region where direct Western military interventions and border adjustments have enormously amplified existing religious and ethnic fault lines.
• Western impact: After the First World War, Great Britain and France divided the region via the Sykes-Picot Agreement (1916) without taking Sunni, Shia, or Kurdish territories into account. In Iran (1953), the US and the UK deposed the democratically elected Prime Minister Mossadegh after he nationalized the oil, leading to the autocratic Shah and ultimately the Islamic Revolution of 1979. The 2003 Iraq War by a US-led coalition completely destabilized the region and created the vacuum in which ISIS could emerge.
• Internal factors: The deep, centuries-old religious struggle between Saudi Arabia (Sunni) and Iran (Shia) drives numerous proxy wars (such as in Yemen). Additionally, many regimes, such as the Assad regime in Syria, choose brutal repression of their own population to stay in power, leading to the total destruction of the country.
Asia (South and Southeast Asia)
Asia demonstrates most clearly how countries with the exact same colonial background can take completely different paths due to their own policies.
• Western impact: The British partition of British India into India and Pakistan (1947) caused a humanitarian disaster and a permanent military conflict over Kashmir. In Southeast Asia, the Vietnam War and the secret American carpet-bombings of Laos and Cambodia left deep economic and physical scars.
• Internal factors: Asia proves that internal choices are decisive. Pakistan has marginalized itself through the enormous power of the military, corruption, and religious extremism. Conversely, countries like Singapore, Zuid-Korea, and now also Vietnam and India—despite a history of colonization or devastating wars—have grown into economic superpowers through stable domestic policies, investments in education, and strong rule of law.
Summary for the Discussion:
1. The West dealt the bad cards: Colonial powers left behind structures (artificial borders, plundered resources, overthrown democracies) that caused these countries to start with an enormous disadvantage.
2. Internal leaders played the game poorly: Many post-colonial leaders exploited that vulnerability for personal gain, corruption, and dictatorship, instead of building institutions.
3. Success is possible: Countries that got their internal affairs in order (such as South Korea or Singapore) became successful despite their Western past. Countries where internal politics failed (such as Venezuela or Zimbabwe) collapsed.
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 1
Times were indeed tough at the trailer park. With Gerome back in prison, where he belongs, and Chuckles certified by the state as an "invalid", Saggy was in trouble. They had it so well during COVID but squandered their money as usual. For 7 months, the trailer was running so well. They had phones, power, internet, and food. In fact, there was even enough money for Kool 100's and a nice box of wine. It was a period of prosperity not seen in the trailer since 1981.
It was mid-November and with bills piling up and holidays rapidly approaching, a decision had to be made. What would they do for money? Charlie was not an option. No one would hire him because of his walker and zero job skills. To that point, the last time Charlie had a real job was in 1969, working for the porta-potty company. After the on the job injury, Charlie had to rely on the Saggy Granny to live. No one ever expected much from Charlie in general. He's a real lump.
Now, the two mongoloids sat around their card table dining room set contemplating their next move. Knowing they were out of their league making such an adult decision, they brought in the trailer park consigliere, Rhanda-Lynn. Help arrived swiftly thereafter as Rhanda-Lynn had the want ads from The Swamp Times. The group quickly went through the ads and found the following jobs:
1. Pet cage cleaner at the kennel
2.Pest control apprentice
3. Truck stop waitress, night shift
It became obvious that the first two jobs were too high tech for the Saggy Granny. She had no time to go through such advanced training! So, truck stop waitress was going to save the day. Saggy Granny had a lot experience slinging coffee, burgers, and her ratty cunny back in the day. That was during her heyday of the 1970's. It was a new era today and she was nervous. Saggy got her best outfit and had Rhanda-Lynn take her to the truck stop to fill out the application. With toes that naturally crossed, hopefully she would get an interview that same day. When Saggy arrived, her heart was racing. It had been so many years since she played the role of lot lizard at her last truck stop.
Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors.
Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; saggy granny; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: Truck Fuck Magazine)
Rhanda-Lynn pulled in and parked in the handicap spot. After all, Saggy is eligible for special parking with all her ailments. Saggy slung her dried up prune tits over her shoulder and waddled her way into the restaurant and was hit with sensory overload. The smells and sounds of the truck stop brought back so many memories. Her feeble mind started to wander off and was interrupted by Delmont, the head manager of the truck stop. Delmont was smoking, cursing, and slinging orders to his staff. Saggy was impressed he had a clipboard and walkie-talkie! All this technology was intimidating! Saggy finally got Delmont's attention and asked for an application. Delmont gave her a look and couldn't control his laughter. It was the worst nightmare come true for Saggy!
Delmont stopped laughing and then went right into the attack, asking her, "what the fuck she was doing at his truck stop." He needed waitresses not a walking corpse! Saggy pleaded with Delmont for the job, even offering to suck his dick. It was starting to quiet down after the lunch rush, so Delmont agreed to an interview. Delmont told her to take off her coat so he could examine the merchandise. His customers demanded some hot truck muff, after a long day. Delmont felt a wave of nausea hit him! Worse than the time he went in for body sushi at the strip club. Delmont felt bad for this old broad and offered her the job on three conditions. First, she needs to wear a face mask even after COVID. Second, she must use plastic wrap to seal up her cunny slit. He could not risk another health department violation. Third, she would need to use trucker load straps to keep her tits off her belly button. The Saggy Granny had not been so proud or happy in a long time and gleefully accepted the job! It was the answers to all her prayers!
Two Days Later-
It was time for her first day and Saggy was ready to sling and serve. She needed to get out her old waitress uniform. It was being stored with all the other things she had not used in years: dignity, productive member of society, and youth. The uniform appeared to be in good condition and Saggy felt some pride flowing through her potbelly. She was in her best used panties and bra and was ready to get dressed. It was a Tuesday but her panties said Saturday. She did not give a fuck! There was however, a glitch in the matrix because this uniform would not zip up! Saggy had had too much dinner and now was in serious trouble. Well, you guessed it, it was an emergency call to Rhanda-Lynn to save the day. If Saggy was late the first day, Delmont would fuck her up.
Rhanda-Lynn was a talented seamstress. She had just a few minutes to sort this out. The only option was to use a Hefty cinch-sack garbage bag. It would be easy to sew in, and with the built-in expansion technology, it would handle Saggy's cunt gut. An added bonus was this brand also had odor control. So, after a long day of slinging coffee and trucker vittles, the odor that had haunted Saggy for years would not impact her tips. Rhanda-Lynn finished up her project and put some real effort into getting the Saggy Granny into her half uniform half trash bag outfit. It was a little loose to be fair, but Rhanda used the cinch sack ties to hold it all together. Its was time to head to the truck stop for her first shift. It was already 11:37pm and they would have to hurry to get there on time...
Stay tuned for updates!
Rhanda-Lynn was nearly flooring her 1983 Pontiac Bonneville to get her friend to work. Pontiac being the preferred brand of certain ghetto people, it automatically is a piece of shit car. They were finally up to 39 MPH when the car started smoking and losing speed. Saggy Granny cursed her friend for owning such a clunker but did not a better option. Her own car, the saggy hauler was without tires and was sitting on blocks in front of the trailer. Charlie was supposed to have got in running back in 1997 but was too lazy and too broke to sort it out. Another failure in his scummy life.
The two ding dongs were still over 6 miles to the truck stop and it was getting close to midnight. They pulled over to assess the situation. If she was late, Delmont would fire her on the spot. Rhanda-Lynn got the hood open to look at her engine. It was smoking and she was scared to open the radiator cap. There just wasn't time for another trailer park tragedy tonight. They were on a on a dark swamp highway humid wind in their wigs, warm smell of unwashed cocks rising up through the air.... wait those are not the right lyrics...
Saggy and Rhanda were starting to panic and just when they thought they were sunk, a semi-truck came out of nowhere. At first, they thought he was going to hit them but they heard the trucker desperately trying to get into the brakes to stop in time. Rhanda-Lynn had turned off all her lights like a retard and it nearly cost them their lives! The truck came to stop with inches to spare and the trucker was not happy. He got out and light them up with a slur of obscenities. Tubby Tucker worked for Big T's Chicken and had a trailer full of live chickens. He had a deadline to get his birds to the slaughterhouse and was not happy two old hens and fucked up his delivery schedule.
The Saggy Granny pleaded with him to get her a lift to the truck stop. She thought about showing off her cunny but remembered she could not risk tearing her trash bag dress. Tubby agreed to help the stranded birds but they would have to ride in the trailer with the rest of the chickens. With no choice, they both waddled into the trailer and got inside. The smell was unbearable but this was their only choice. Tubby put the truck back into gear and sped to the truck stop diner.
Tubby was trucking like a maniac and was coming in too fast. The truck stop was just ahead and he was not slowing down. Saggy thought she might have to tuck and roll to get out in time. Thankfully, the truck stopped and Tubby opened the trailer and started howling with laughter. Both Rhanda-Lynn and the Saggy Granny were covered in chicken feathers. It was truly a new low point for these off brand birds. Saggy jumped down and nearly broke her ankle, which was already strained under her weight. Rhanda-Lynn was trying to pluck all the feathers off her friend and run at the same time. It was 1157 and the shift started at midnight. With seconds to spare, the Saggy Granny clocked in at 1159. It finally happened! After months of sitting at home, she was now earning her own money.
Rhanda-Lynn took a seat and was going to be a customer. As the Saggy Granny got her order pad and coffee pot, several truckers took notice to the chaos. As the Saggy Granny waddled towards the booth, the truckers all started making chicken noises and offered to buy her some seeds for her dinner. It was humiliating to say the least! Saggy ignored the hecklers and kept her composure until she saw Delmont standing in her way. He gave her a cursing for making a mess and having feathers stuck in her hair. Delmont told her there would be a tax for her fuck up. The Saggy Granny would have to pay for all the fried chicken specials they had to throw out. No one wanted to eat chicken after seeing the Saggy Granny covered in chicken feathers. It was not a great start to her shift. Ten dinners were thrown into the trash and at $6.95 per dinner, Saggy calculated she owned Delmont like $100! Delmont realized he was dealing with an imbecile and just let it go. Might as well make a few extra dollars.
Rhanda-Lynn had her menu open and was banging on the table for service. She lost her shit and even said she was going to go on Yelp if she didn't get some vittles served up. Saggy looked at her friend in disgust. What was happening!? Was Rhanda-Lynn going to get her sacked on the first night!?
Will it get worse? What else could happen to this old lump? Stay tuned.
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 3
0130 at the Truck Stop
Rhanda-Lynn had worked up quite an appetite. She ordered the Dump Truck Breakfast: 8 egg omelette with 5 kinds of cheese, sausages,, bacon, hash browns , pancakes, 96 ounce Mountain Dew, and ice cream sundae. It was named the dump truck since it caused everyone to run to the bathroom after eating it. This of course had a different name in Australia where it was called the Lix Every Day Delight. A proper meal for the heavier set ladies. The Saggy Granny was starving and was disgusted her friend was going to gorge herself.
Reluctantly, the Saggy Granny took the order and marched off to ring it up. Delmont was watching and annoyed it took Saggy nearly 12 minutes to get it entered. He also realized that he may in fact have hired a retard but It did not matter. Delmont was off until 8AM. It was Leroy's turn to deal with this geriatric window licker. He would get the full report when he returned to work. Any complaints or problems and he was going to sack this old lump.
Rhanda-Lyyn sucked down that soda like she was giving head to save her life. Saggy had to get her a free re-fill and struggled to work the soda machine. All this new technology was a struggle for our old lass. Now that Rhanda-Lynn's order was in and she had a fresh trough of soda to water herself, Saggy had to check on some truckers that just arrived. They looked like trouble and Saggy was nervous.
These truckers were for real! The attacks started immediately on the Saggy Granny. Fat jokes, elderly jokes etc. Referring to her potbelly, one of these bastards even said the last time he saw a tire so big it was being put on his new trailer! It was just awful. Then the real jokes started in and she was forced to listen:
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
The Saggy Granny was outraged. She only wished ADMIN was here to make a report. But this was the real-world and she had to take it. Leroy was watching her every move and was also howling with laughter at the jokes. Our Saggy lass was regretting taking this new job. It was not the glamorous role she had dreamt about for so long. Saggy took their orders and retreated to the kitchen to gather her thoughts.
It was taking forever for Rhanda-Lynn's breakfast of champions to arrive. She was bored and her money maker was getting wet. Why not get some extra money as long as she was stuck here all night! Rhanda-Lynn flashed a smile at a trucker that sat down. He was alone and Rhanda-Lynn felt a connection. The trucker flashed his one tooth grin and motioned towards the bathroom.
Rhanda-Lynn went inside and the trucker was waiting. He bent over Rhanda-Lynn and stuck it in her rotten cunny. It didn't take long and he came all over her back. Her clothes covered in trucker goo. The trucker put his package away and told her to enjoy her breakfast shake. Rhanda-Lynn made $15 and it only took three minutes! This was going to be a good night and best of all, she did not have to share with the Saggy Granny! This was all her big money!
When Rhanda-Lynn headed back to her booth, Saggy was busy bringing her six plates of food. It was a feast fit for a truck stop whore! As Saggy dropped off the plates, she was tempted to steal something to eat. Rhanda-Lynn cursed her friend to keep off her vittles! Saggy Granny had other customers to service and waddled her fat ass towards the next table. She had to be careful as she rounded the corner or her bubble butt would jackknife into the wall.
Rhanda-Lynn was getting deep in her Dump Truck special when the inevitable
started to happen: her gut started to swell and bubble. There was something in Rhanda-Lynn's brain that told her to run... to the restroom! Beads of sweat were forming and this old girl moved like the wind! Rhanda-Lynn was smart and knew she needed to use the men's room. She was not about to nuke the ladies room because Saggy would make her clean up the mess. No, she would use the men's room and would blame of of the truckers. As she sat in the stall waiting for the explosions, Rhanda-Lynn felt like Saggy did back in 1984 when she had her first rat. Saggy did not even know she was pregnant and had the baby in a Greyhound bus stop bathroom. That little bastard shot out of saggy like a cannonball! What a day to remember thought Rhanda-Lynn. But it was not time for nostalgia, it happened so fast that no toilet engineered on earth could take the onslaught. It was a mess that they would never forget. Rhanda-Lynn was out of breath and had to get out quick.
Rhanda-Lynn got back to her booth and resumed her feast of diabetes and heart failure. It was just then that it happened: There was a loud cracking some as pipes burst in the restroom. It was a mess that truck stop had never seen before. Leroy was looking to punish someone for this mess and the Saggy Granny was in his sights. Leroy told Saggy to report to the bathroom with a mop and bucket. This was announced over the loudspeaker so everyone could hear it. All the truckers and Rhanda-Lynn could not stop laughing. Just another day for the Saggy Granny!
It was barely 3AM and Saggy was started to get tired. She had not worked this hard in years! When she went to refill Rhanda-Lynn's soda for the 5th time she looked at her friend who could not stop laughing. It was then she knew it was Rhanda-Lynn that had destroyed the restroom. Rhanda-Lynn nearly fell out of the booth and it was then Saggy had reached the lowest part of her life.
With her shift only half over, what else could go wrong?
STAY TUNED!
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 4
0330 hours- Truck Stop Diner
Well, as you know by know the Saggy Granny was off to a grand start. It was finally time for her break. The diner still reeked from Rhana-Lynn's Pearl Harbor attack on the diner toilet but that was not going to spoil girls appetite. Saggy was always up to old tricks: stealing, welfare fraud, whoring, and general grifting. Whatever the opposite of Ocean 11's is, that is where Saggy operates. Some real low-level shit conjured up in her feeble mind.
The Saggy Granny had two goals in mind during her break. First, she needed to earn some extra cash to pay for the chicken dinners she ruined. Second, she needed some food! Things had slowed down in the kitchen and Gentry Jenkins their head cook was also on break. This is where Saggy made her move: she moved in on poor Gentry. Saggy needed some cash and BAD. She offered her mouth, cunny, and back cunt up for $40. Gentry laughed and offered $10, all in. Saggy agreed and offered to start sucking him off. Gentry watched as her yellow teeth and bad breath approached his cock. He had to think about another woman to get hard and then just closed his eyes as Saggy started to polish him.
For an old lass with a lot of ailments, Saggy still had some good flexibility in her neck and mouth. She had been eyeing the large vat of mayo that would come in handy. She needed some extra lube "down there" and Gentry could cook her up like a tuna-melt before he fucked her. Gentry was getting close to shooting some cook cum when he saw something! It was a tattoo on her arm that send "Owned by Gerome" and that meant only one thing: This was Germone's slag!!! Gentry knew him from prison and it was going to be amazing! Just as Gentry started to cum, he yelled out that he used to fuck Gerome in prison!! Finished and howling with laughter, Gentry looked down at our poor Saggy Granny! She was filled with rage!
Saggy grabbed the zipperand launched it up, with Gentry's defenseless knob still exposed. The zipper tore up poor Gentry causing him to scream in pain, which alerted Leroy there was trouble at the diner! Cock skin, bl00d, and Afro-pubes went flying all over this pristine kitchen. Worst of all, and unbeknownst to anyone, a mound of cock hair landed in a pot of chili. With Leroy coming in fast to investigate, Gentry ran for the restroom to hide and to try to fix his zippered knob. The Saggy Granny dispatched herself to the break room to resume her smoking and getting fatter.
Leroy arrived and looked around. Satisfied nothing appeared out of normal for this shit box diner, he went back to his office to sleep. Inside the restroom, it was as different story. Gentry was in trouble! His knob was secured in the zipper and he needed help. Calling 911 was out of the question. In addition to the embarrassment, he was also on parole! He swore he would get that Saggy Granny back if it was the last thing he did! She would pay dearly for this mess. His goal was to make sure this was the the last shift she ever worked.
Saggy knew she fucked up yet again and her job was in danger. Alone and with her feeble mind, she was clueless. She also realized there was a tear in her garbage dress and the plastic wrap covering her cunny was loose. She could smell her her cunt fumes. This was not good but was something that had to wait. The priority was Gentry. Despite her hatred for what he did to Gerome, she needed to help him.. It was her only chance to keep her job! Fucks sake, this was only her first shift and look at this fucking disaster!
The Saggy Granny knew her only hope was with Rhanda-Lynn. Being an expert seamstress, it was possible she could help untangle Gentry's trapped knob. Time was a factor and it would need to happen fast! Soon, Gentry would be needed to get them trucker breakfasts prepped for the rush. Saggy thought about trying to tape her uniform but there was no time. She headed back out into the diner to beg Rhanda-Lynn for help.
When the Saggy Granny got to the booth, Rhanda-Lynn was pouring more syrup on her pancakes. It made our girls stomach growl with hunger. Like Starvin' Marvin on "South Park." Yes, a week before US Thanksgiving I am making fun of starving people in Africa. If this is what offends you, get to fuck! Saggy made her report and BEGGED for assistance. Rhanda-Lynn was in no mood. She was feeding and did not like to be interrupted. Saggy promised her $20 and a fresh Dump Truck special meal if she would help. It was an offer that couldn't be refused. Rhanda-Lynn went to her car to get her old lady sewing kit.
Our two old birds slithered about and went inside the restroom to help Gentry. He was in bad shape and cussed them both for being in the predicament. Pretending she was on "Grey's Anatomy" Rhanda-Lynn moved in to help her patient. With her trusty sewing kit in hand, Rhanda-Lynn went to work. She had seen this dozens of times at the factory. Albeit it was fabric and not cock, it was the same principle. With all the tools of her trade in hand, it was only a matter of minutes before Gentry was freed from his penis fly trap. Gentry thanked his unlikely helper and went to the kitchen to sort out his broken knob. All this meant to Saggy was she was out another $20 for the help and $6.95 for the new breakfast. She would have to be on the lookout for a very angry cook seeking revenge.
It was approaching 0400 hours. The breakfast rush was about to start and her garbage bag uniform was leaking cunt fumes. Will our Saggy Granny be able to focus and handle the rush? Or, will she continue to fail?
Stay tuned cunts.
🤔 Hmmmmm How's it going to end!
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The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 5
0407- Inside the Truck Stop Diner
It has been a very rough start for the Saggy Granny. This was about the worst-case scenario. Not only had this night been full of problems, she was actually LOSING money instead of making it. Saggy had to take off her shoes to do some "advanced math" but figured she was about $81 in the hole... so far. Let's just be honest: even a window licker begging at the freeway on ramp would be making more than this old broad. A new low for our granny!
Saggy stood in front of the mirror and tried to piece herself back together. As things stood, she felt like she was on a Higgins boat heading to Omaha Beach. It was only a matter of time until she went down. Even worse, the toughest part of the shift was coming up. The breakfast rush was legendary in the swamp. The Saggy Granny would need all her energy and whit to service. She combed her "hair" which was a combination of her own hair, a wig, and some raccoon fur. High fashion it wasn't. In fact, the last time someone had her hairstyle the US military was shooting Viet Cong gooks in Vietnam! Putting her best 4 toe foot forward, the Saggy Granny headed back to the dining room. Diabetes had taken several toes and she was luck she had not woken up to a cold leg!
She walked past the kitchen and Leroy gave her a death stare. It was very scary and Saggy moved quickly back to her assigned tables, passing a four top of truckers. As soon as she passed they were hit with a foul smell. One of the truckers, J.T. stood up and cursed Leroy, asking him if he forgot to throw out the catfish dinners from last Friday. Others were complaining as well. Another customer asked if old Leroy had found some Indian food and let it bake in a used diaper! The entire diner was getting sick from the Saggy's rotten rat hole! No wonder old Chuckles stepped out on Saggy for some cock!
Bettina Bodean, one of the only female truckers in these parts had been sitting quietly all evening watching this shit show. But she also knew that Saggy Granny was the cause of all this stench. Bettina used to haul hogs but this was actually worse! This truck bitch was also feared all over the south. Rumors swirled that she had at least 6 kills on the road but they could never find the bodies. Everyone gave her a wide berth. Saggy approached Bettina's table to refill her coffee, which was really the only skill she had. Bettina took pity on the old coffee maker and told her to meet outside in 5 minutes for an "emergency repair" and to bring the seamstress with her. Saggy glowed with excitement! Someone was being nice and was going to help her!
Saggy told Rhanda-Lynn to dispatch herself outside with the sewing kit. The trio met up at Bettina's pink rig (the other truckers secretly called it the "Tuna Can") to fix up the Saggy Granny. Bettina had a truck full of tools, tape, glue, and patches that would help put frumpty dumpty back together again. What kind of "lady" wears a uniform that is part trash bag!!? That's right: The Saggy Granny!! Bettina got out a flashlight to fully assess the situation. It was bad but could probably be repaired. At least temporarily. After all, Bettina was not a miracle worker for christ sake!
Bettina examined the damaged goods in detail. The plastic wrap was fucked up and there was a massive tear in the sewn in garbage bag. Bettina needed to work quickly. First issue was getting the plastic wrap covering up that rat cunt sorted out. It was a fucking mess, but sounding like a surgeon, or wait. More like an intern at Pep Boys, Bettina barked out she needed the roll of duct tape!! Stat! Rhanda-Lynn was delighted to help and passed a huge roll to to the cunt mechanic. Bettina ripped off several strips of duct tape and slapped that cunt plastic back together, sealing in the worst smells and juices. Saggy had a matted mound of gray cunt hairs and that duct tape would give her a waxing she would never forget when it got pulled off. Next was the uniform / garbage bag. It was ripped and looked like it had been hit by that iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Rhanda-Lynn pulled out her thread and needles and was immediately cursed by Bettina. No way that weak ass thread would hold those rolls together! Bettina fetched some high-strength fishing line to sew our our favorite site sow! Rhanda-Lynn struggled with the heavy line to get the bag fixed. The struggle was real! When she finally finished, it didn't look good but Saggy was ready! Bettina offered up the final touch by spraying her down with some Lysol. Satisfied they did a great job, the trio of tards headed back to the diner.
When they entered the diner, Leroy was up from his nap and was NOT happy. The Saggy Granny might be in terrible danger!! Even worse, Saggy did not realize but Bettina was old pals with the Walrus... AKA Lix, AKA LickSipSuckIt. There would be an awful price to pay for her repair work!
What happens next is anyone's guess...
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