Over the top? Hmmmm........ we'll just leave at that!

Dear Mr. Deviant.
I feel sure that Mr.Cowan`s fellow inmates will teach him the error of his ways.
Also I heard the interview with Daniel`s father, his restraint and professional attitude deserves the greatest praise and compliments as do the investigating officers.
Adelaidean greetings.

I bought a packet of frozen peas recently and it had "instructions" on the packet, viz: "keep frozen until use."

I'm SO pleased whoever it is distributed the peas told me that, I would never have thought of doing so, not in a million years
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My m u m thinks I'm stupid too. When my lovely b r o t h e r was still alive, he was going to meet me at the station in his car. When I phoned m u m to say I was on my way, she gave me a really good piece of wisdom: "if he's not there, wait for him." And there was me thinking of going for a walk in the forest.
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My m u m recently asked me to put one of the wheelie bins out for her. "Its the one with the green lid," m u m said, "behind the black one so you'll have to move the black one first to get the green one out."
Good job m u m told me that, I was just about to sling the green one over my shoulder

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sad but true

Traditionally ,that would be nothing.
But a lot of guys that wear them as wedding attire or fashion, will wear some sort of support for the dangly bits,just to avoid embarrassing incidents.

if it`s a quarter-pounder then he`s a McDonald

I wonder if some Cardinals and Archbishops pitched a bitch at admin?

I made sure to track down your thread when I noticed he'd left us.

Hell yeah! I don't have any physical limitations other than being scared crapless! I've water skied however that's totally different!

So you don't get much snow in the UK? Well lah-dee-dah!

Its all part of the daft "political correctness" of these mad times we live in. As well as being watched everywhere we go, sooner or later (probably sooner) we'll be legally fitted with monitors so that we're not only snooped on but can be heard as well and we're only a step away now from having cctv in our own homes. That may sound fantastic but so did George Orwell's 1984 which he wrote in 1948 and nobody reckoned it would come true but it did. BIG **** is everywhere nowadays, I'm afraid, and liable to get worse with politicians (huh!) now wanting to snoop on our emails and phone calls too. I'm quite glad I'll probably be dead in 20 years' time as I can't bear to think what the world will be like then, if I was a young hetero I would seriously think more than twice about bringing **** into the world who will have to live their adult lives in times that will be worse than now. Having said all that, I still live life my way - ooh! I feel a song coming on - and if the politicians and religious leaders don't like it, they can all go and take a long run on a short pier. Knickers to the lot of them, the times may be ridiculous now but don't let the bastards grind you down
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It's just not fair!

If you've got the sheet music I will play it on guitar for you Bella!

That's fucking horrible.

Miss Bella excuse me but Mardi Gras is "Fat Tuesday" and not over till midnight then it's Ash Wednesday that is when lent starts and the party ends. Sorry I did not do this to correct you only to set the record straight so no one gets confused.

Aww......... You're such a sexy guy, don't play so hard to get!