Stupid bitch took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes,
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Great movie for those who haven't seen it
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Movie is Poolhall Junkies

You must be the monopoly guy...

Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf what?


Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh!

The Royal penis is clean....

Soul Glo....

Rubber dinghy rapids bro.


Sniper: [into walkie-talkie] The bear is down. Repeat, the bear is down. [to other sniper] Sniper: We got the bear. Sniper: I think that's a Wookie. That's a Wookie! Sniper: No it's not! It's a bear! Sniper: [into walkie-talkie] Is a Wookie a bear, Control?

Jaws, we're going to need a bigger boat

So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

The path of the righteous man is beset on both sides by inequities of the selfish , and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the week through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost ****. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee "

SHABBA DENAYA!

It was the end of an era. But before the murders, the torture, the beatings and the ecstacy... before all of that, there was football. You see, football was where all the spite and the hatred first came from. On those terraces... well, it's where it all began for me.

................................. Listen, if I was you, I'd get those punters out of there 'cause the moment those Turks walk out that door, I'm gonna go fucking Schwarzenegger on the cunt.

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So I was a married man, but football was my mistress, and I played away every weekend.First round of the Cup when we played Fulham and believe it or not, it kicks off, and like fucking clockwork the Old Bill comes steaming in. But behave yourself and what are you going to do, eh? It's fucking war on the streets. We were all over the papers the next day, and they were going on about how we were the biggest menace since the IRA. But I mean what the fuck did we care? We was just having a laugh.

We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah, hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?

Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.


The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has.

"your little car is gonna drown, and you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat, how does it feel?"

How bout this,
Get out of my plane...

We don't have a chimney,
And Peter said " huhhh"...

"What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space time continuum?"

"Well, I figured, what the hell"

Bttf all the way

"Die you Bitch!"

One of my all time fave movies.

I told you don't shoot no body, and the first thing you do when we walk in this motherfucker is shoot somebody!


Cause that's what I do, I kill motherfuckers! You know that.


Ps you haven't got the last few I posted!! So You gotta get this!!

I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?


Why did you keep the gun?

I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favourite.

You better not let the other guns know you have a favourite.

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.


Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.
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yarp!