If you love films and the one liners stick in your head, go on share them here...... "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."......
Ps and yes I got my inspiration from...Bella, Great songs/Great lyrics .....so what!! .....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!
Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
Lots of films of books don't come up to scratch. The worst example I know is the 1939 version of Emily Bronte's dark brooding and wonderful classic "Wuthering Heights". Revered because of Olivier's presence, an over-rated actor if ever there was, it nevertheless ignores a whole generation of Earnshaws while putting in scenes you just will not find in the novel, e.g. Cathy dying in Heathcliff's arms with no mention of her being pregnant when in fact she dies giving birth to the second Cathy and Heathcliff is actually absent from the story at that point. Emily Bronte must turn in her grave every time it gets shown. Indeed, there has never been a decent version but this one is the worst despite the four star rating critics give it who, I suspect, have never read the book.
I always laugh at a line from Gimme Gimme Gimme when Tom says to someone who don't think they are gay "Your so far back in the cupboard, you're in fucking Narnia.
7-years old Margaret O'Brien as Judy Garland's youngest **** in "Meet Me In St. Louis" (1944) which reaches its milestone 70th anniversary since its release - incredible --------------------------------------- added after 68 seconds
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For crying out loud, this daft censorship crap is REALLY pissing me off. What on EARTH is wrong with a perfectly acceptable word like that, for fuck sake????
Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.
Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Lord Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip Asshole.
Lord Dark Helmet: How many Asshole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All Asshole's stand up and shout 'YO!']
Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Asshole's.
Judy Tyler to Elvis Presley in "Jailhouse Rock" (1957)
"That ain't tactics, honey, its just the **** in me."
Elvis Presley to Judy Tyler in "Jailhouse Rock" (1957)
p.s. sadly, about a week or so after filming finished, Judy was tragically killed in a car crash aged just 23. Elvis was so upset he could never bring himself to watch the film which wasn't released until about four months after Judy's death. Very sad, she was nice.
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p.p.s. if that word was OK to be spoken out loud by one of the world's biggest ever stars in a film almost 60 YEARS ago, why do our daft censorship laws say we can't write it now? Utter madness.
Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob] Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
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THE SHINING is a horrific bastardization of one of Mr. King's best novels.
7-years old Margaret O'Brien as Judy Garland's youngest **** in "Meet Me In St. Louis" (1944) which reaches its milestone 70th anniversary since its release - incredible
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For crying out loud, this daft censorship crap is REALLY pissing me off. What on EARTH is wrong with a perfectly acceptable word like that, for fuck sake????
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Maj. Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.
Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Lord Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip Asshole.
Lord Dark Helmet: How many Asshole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All Asshole's stand up and shout 'YO!']
Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Asshole's.
Keep firing, assholes!
SergeantMajor: What are you now...a fucking weatherman?
Judy Tyler to Elvis Presley in "Jailhouse Rock" (1957)
"That ain't tactics, honey, its just the **** in me."
Elvis Presley to Judy Tyler in "Jailhouse Rock" (1957)
p.s. sadly, about a week or so after filming finished, Judy was tragically killed in a car crash aged just 23. Elvis was so upset he could never bring himself to watch the film which wasn't released until about four months after Judy's death. Very sad, she was nice.
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p.p.s. if that word was OK to be spoken out loud by one of the world's biggest ever stars in a film almost 60 YEARS ago, why do our daft censorship laws say we can't write it now? Utter madness.
DON'T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING JIN AND JUICE
Richard B. Riddick
"Got it all wrong holy man, I absolutely believe in God......... And I absolutely h-a-t-e the fucker."
Allens
awesome...oneliner...
How many jobs have we all ever been in that we can honestly say that ?
Most EPIC: “FREEDOM”!
~ Braveheart
Most Cheesy: “Go ahead, make my day”.
~ Dirty Harry
Most Ridiculously Awesome: “Yippe Ca-Yey Mother Fucker”!
~ Die Hard
Most Unsettling: “What’s in the box”?
~ Se7en
Most Committed: “I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years”.
~ Pulp Fiction
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