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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
It's about stuff...
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By #502711 08,Sep,19 18:39
Beauty & the Beast cock
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By phart [Ignore] 07,Sep,19 19:37 other posts 
I am surprised no one has mentioned the 76 year old lady in Australia that was killed while gathering eggs by her rooster.It seems he flogged her and broke a varacose vein and she bled to death! Sadly,alot of pecker jokes are floating around.I know if it was someone in my family that little bastard killed,he would be a DEAD pecker.
By #502711 08,Sep,19 18:38
Yeah I heard about some lady being killed by a chicken or something. I only briefly saw the article. Those roosters are aggressive fuckers


By #502711 06,Aug,19 06:34
The future is here
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 16:48 other posts 
Pretty cool.
By #502711 07,Aug,19 18:03
I don't know about "cool". People can't even drive a car with its wheels on the ground
By #551147 07,Aug,19 18:53
Lmao So true!
By #502711 07,Aug,19 19:06
These fuckers are gonna be flying into buildings & each other, you watch
By phart [Ignore] 07,Sep,19 19:34 other posts 
Makes me wonder if they could loose their pilots licenses if they are flying "high"? Just what the world needs, assholes in flying cars!


By #578610 07,Sep,19 07:06
Hi, lollipop. Long time since you were in this neck of the woods. You ok?
By #502711 07,Sep,19 19:15
I'm doing fantestically.


By #502711 02,Aug,19 02:55
I can't post anything here without it turning into a turd in a blender with no lid
By #485312 02,Aug,19 05:04
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heres a pussy for you sweetheart *lix*
By #502711 02,Aug,19 08:09
Thank you, darling...
Here's a penis.
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By #578610 02,Aug,19 09:22⤴
Poor baby. I brought some of that crap to you. Let me offer some soft pillows to cry on. Love you, lollipop.

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By #502711 02,Aug,19 21:28
Well, I do like SOFT dirty pillows to cuddle up to
& you're looking like a comfortable place to lay my head
By #578610 03,Aug,19 06:48
They are made for comfort, not speed.
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By dgraff [Ignore] 03,Aug,19 07:21 other posts 
Like a Cadillac devil I once had
By #502711 03,Aug,19 22:59⤴
I like both comfort & speed.
By #578610 04,Aug,19 08:38
A THREESOME....I'D LOVE THAT.
By #502711 04,Aug,19 18:17
Me also!
By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 04,Aug,19 22:28 other posts  ⤴
that one made me giggle . its made my shits and giggles blog. that's worse then shit hitting the fan.
By #485312 06,Aug,19 01:46
reminds me of pulling the beaters out of the cake mix too quick, and splattering the kitchen with choc chip spits *lix*
By #502711 06,Aug,19 06:33⤴
Yeah well you would most likely be in close proximity to the blender when said turd is blended, resulting in what is likely a messy affair.
By #485312 07,Aug,19 00:34⤴
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By #502711 07,Aug,19 04:53
Practice makes perfect, bake more cakes!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 16:49 other posts  ⤴
Not due to me mate.


By #502711 22,Jul,19 20:43
Things I think were awesome things that happend this week:

Anthony Mundine v John Wayne Parr:
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This will be a good fight. I love seeing Mundine get his head punched in & John Wayne Parr is the guy to do it
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Donald Trump crashes wedding & kisses bride:
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Donald Trump is awesome, the guy's classy as fuck. Trump'20!

Time Travel breakthrough:
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This is just straight up mind-blowing. Yes this is real. The other day I read that guys like this are going to attempt to peer into another dimension, by (without getting too technical because i'm not a scientist) but blocking these protons or something from passing into this seeming nothingness & then returning into this reality as neutrons, they believe they can open a portal to another dimension... The idea gives me flashbacks of that Stephen King movie 'The Mist'.
By #578610 25,Jul,19 09:06
Two out of three ain't bad. No one is perfect.
By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Jul,19 09:48 other posts 
I think he hit it on the money 3 for 3 you know bikers are all for trump he’s a bit of a renegade and some what crazy
By #578610 25,Jul,19 09:50
So are most bikers, baby. It's ok, We all have a bad side. I'm a slutty whore but, sometimes, I'm bad.
By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Jul,19 09:54 other posts 
True that I’m a little slutty and a bit of a whore myself
By #578610 25,Jul,19 09:59
And a biker to boot. I kind of wish I had a penis and be 20 again,,
By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Jul,19 12:53 other posts 
Hahaha I wish I was 20 again to
By #502711 25,Jul,19 21:07⤴
Crazy like a fox
By #502711 25,Jul,19 21:06⤴
C'mon Candy, what's so bad about Trump? Sure he says some stupid things now & then, but you can't say he's sat around & done nothing. I think he's done more in one term than Obama did in his TWO
By #578610 25,Jul,19 21:50
I'm willing to listen. List all the accomplishments he's achieved in the last 2 plus years that made the country stronger and life for the average American citizen better. These have to be all his. Not fair taking credit for something started by the previous president. Also, please explain "I can grab their snatches and because I am rich and powerful, they don't complain." and "Go back to where you came from".Who knows, maybe I'm wrong.
By #502711 26,Jul,19 05:50
Well let's see, well he fucked that porn star, he's got a hot wife & daughters, he made North Korea pull their fucking head in, he kicked out the illegal immigrants. The US economy hasn't collapsed, has it, like everyone thought? What more do you want? What did Obama do? He "killed Osama" yeah right. He started Obamacare... Then what else did he do? He looked cool for TV & got everyone on the how cool is Obama bandwagon because he's the first Black president for two terms & then that was it. That's all I saw from him.
By #578610 26,Jul,19 06:57
Lollipop, check this out:
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For me, his greatest challenge and triumph was the economy. One year before Bush Jr's end of his presidency, the economy of the USA crashed. The country went into the biggest depression ever. They say when the US economy catches a cold the rest of the world gets pneumonia. The whole world's economy went south. Obama inherited this huge mess. He, with his team, reversed this. He took a failed economy and turned it around. He's also responsible for many other project that changed this country for the better. The amazing thing is that he did this with both houses of Congress under Republican control. He did it with the likes of Rush Limbaugh constantly complaining about him and an asswipe saying he should produce his birth certificate.

The current president can't even close an umbrella.

Ok, I put up. I'll just wait till you do but, I have this feeling. Please don't get your gorgeous cock in a knot but, I think you may not like people of color.

I also don't care if Trump spends the rest of his term fucking porn stars. He can have threesomes with Melania. Just stay away from the Oval Room and any governance.
By #502711 26,Jul,19 20:55
Ok first off, first thing in this article is that he "led" the country through mass shootings. Now Trump being president, when some mass shootings happened, everyone was up in arms about how he didn't take away everyone's guns. Well, Obama didn't do anything about changing gun laws either, did he? Next thing, I don't believe he is responsible for capturing & killing Osama Bin Laden. I think Osama Bin Laden was dead long before Obama ever came into office & that he used the "capture of Osama Bin Laden" to make himself look better, though he provided no evidence of having done such a thing, we're just supposed to take his word for it. Support for LGBT whatever community, just a PR stunt. Reversed the bush era torture policies, that speaks for itself. I support torture of terrorists. He won a Nobel Piece Prize but has caused much collateral damage with his use of drones. Also here's another accomplishment for Trump now that I think about it, he dropped that MOAB bomb on ISIS & fucked them up the arse with it & now ISIS is no more haha

Here's a list of things Obama didn't do
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By #578610 26,Jul,19 21:25
In this country, guns are protected by the Constitution. It's the highest law of the land. I don't believe anyone will be able to repeal that. Now, if I said to you
John Howard, Tony Abbott, and Malcolm Turnbull were piss poor prime ministers, I might be right or I might be wrong, but, who the fuck cares? When a sitting president has to be compared to a previous president it's pretty laughable. Why do you Trump supporters always ranting about Obama or Hilary Clinton? Why don't you start crowing about something Trump did last Monday. Or on June 9th. Or April 23? If he's so good, where are the universal accolades from respected newspapers from around the world? Why doesn't the Chancellor of Germany say how good he is? Why don't the federal workers that were laid off at the beginning of the year because he wanted the funds for the wall so he shut down the government cheering for him?
Just saying. What do I know
By #502711 26,Jul,19 22:23
I don't like Angela Merkel, she's trying to turn Germany into some kind of soft soy cotton wool country, Many in Germany do not like her, probably because she's never smiled in her life which is why she has those frowning jowls on her face. So what she thinks is irrelevant. Next thing is you can't believe anything that comes from the media, it's all biased & made to tell people what to think & what to believe is going on in the world. I agree that John Howard, Malcolm Turnbull & Tony Abbot are all a pack of dick head shit cunts & that Australia hasn't had decent leadership here since I can remember. You say that some guys lost their jobs because Trump wants to build that wall. How many jobs would be created in the building of such a massive wall? A shitload, that's a big project that would employ hundreds maybe thousands to build it. Also wasn't my first post about something Trump did this week? He kissed some other guys wife on their wedding day, there's an achievement...
By #578610 26,Jul,19 22:38
I said they were laid off not let go. The media doesn't have an agenda. It has the purpose of selling advertisement. If they are popular they sell more ads. Yes, some editorial content is biased, but, generally, it's to point out an unusual thing. And all the rest of your post is interesting but, that and $2 buys you a late in starbucks. Again, who gives a fuck?
By #592419 05,Aug,19 12:17
Dear Dope. Guns will never be outlawed in USA to responsible citizens.
By #551147 07,Aug,19 04:33
You tell her!!
By #551147 26,Jul,19 13:05⤴
She's delusional, as usual!! As someone who also lived through the "coolest Presidents" terms . First off, he's half white TOO, which gripes my ass that we totally ignore the white part and proclaim he's the "first black President" give me a fuckin break! Second, Obamacare was the biggest fuckin piece of crap EVER! At that time we had a total of 6 kids plus 2 adults on our insurance, cost went from $480 per month to $1200+ per month. We could NO longer afford to protect ourselves and ended up dropping our coverage. Yeah, that was one terrific achievement. Gas prices were in the $4 a gallon range. We BOTH lost our jobs, house, cars, and credit cards. Yeah, he was one helluva cool guy, wasn't he. Oh! And because we are white, go fuck yourself for any public assistance. Yeah, he was such a great President. The economic crash happened on HIS watch, no one else's!! I was there and she's fulla shit citing someone else as the problem.

Now, here's what her retort is gonna be... Those things happened because of the former President, and all this stuff that's happening now is because of the former President. See how they like to play that shit. Once again, a HIGHLY delusional libtard!! AussieMan187 You're welcome in this country anytime! I rather have someone like you then the likes of her politically retarded ass.
By #578610 26,Jul,19 14:27
According to the U.S. National Bureau of Economic Research (the official arbiter of U.S. recessions) the recession began in December 2007 and ended in June 2009, and thus extended over eighteen months.
Obama was in office from Jan 29,2009 till Jan 20,2017.
Don't you people ever check your facts? And, if I lived through it, then, you must have lived through it too.
The cost of a gallon of gas went up and down with the highest when he took office. At the end of his tenure, the average price for a gallon of gas (aproximadamente 4 litters ) was $2.14. Again, where do you get your facts?
All families took a beating because of the resession but, a family of 8 including 2 adults, must have been very hard. Your family was not the only one that lost jobs. Obama's 1st year was a nightmare and unemployment insurance was extended to 24 months. Foreclosures were happening all the time. Charlie and I (even though I worked) lost our home and Charlie's credit. So, we know what went on. However, check out Factcheck's page
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It will show you the state of the economy on Jan 20, 2017. Trump is taking credit for Obama's work

One other thing. This is strictly my personal opinion. A man that subjects his wife to 6 pregnancies is not much of a man or has an idiot for a wife. Over population, global warming, orphan rate, none matters to you.
By #502711 26,Jul,19 21:03⤴
Cheers man! I like Trump hey, he's a man of the people, he does what he says he's going to do & he's doesn't beat around the fucking bush. He cares about his country & you have to respect that. He's NOT racist, he's doing the unpopular things that NEED to be done & that is actually why he has so much support. Now England has Boris Johnson, that's cool Wish Australia had their Pauline Hanson then our whole fucking alliance would be in sync & we'd start getting somewhere & become a force to be reckoned with!
By #578610 26,Jul,19 21:06
Be careful what you wish for.
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Jul,19 22:01 other posts 
It’s to close for me to believe that we were chasing a guy named osama and had a president named Obama he wasn’t a black man I think he was a sand boogie he never did prove any difference
By #578610 26,Jul,19 22:19
And neither one was welcomed in Alabama
By #578610 26,Jul,19 22:21⤴
And neither one was welcomed in Alabama
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Well, another conspiracy theorie. Osama is being kept alive in the same place Kennedy, Elvis, and Lenon are kept alive. It's in New Mexico in an area labeled area 51 in maps that are classified and heavily redacted. It's where Obama's real birth certificate is kept.
By #502711 26,Jul,19 22:28⤴
Yeah, Osama killed Obama... Or Obama killed Osama... What do you mean they're not going to show us the body? Oh, wait, the new black president said he definitely killed him but doesn't want to show off the body in case "Al Qaeda" use the image to incite more terrorism... *not long after that ISIS shows up*
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Jul,19 22:33 other posts 
I could not agree with you more Aussie man
By 2nice [Ignore] 26,Jul,19 07:44 other posts  ⤴
By #578610 30,Jul,19 08:19
AussieMan, Dgraff, 2nice, it warms my heart thinking that you 3, when it comes to the politics of the USA, you guys have really nice dicks.
By #502711 30,Jul,19 17:57
Politics is all about who has the biggest dick... Even if you're a woman. Hillary wants to swing her dick around & show it off too!
By #578610 30,Jul,19 18:53
True, maybe, I don't know. However, she's not running for president. Why is she picked on for, essentially, being a woman in a man's game? There are women running now for president, Harris and Warren are 2 of 6. Do they want to swing their dicks around and show it? Maybe, the men, all being pussies may want to open their legs?
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Jul,19 19:58 other posts 
Hahaha I heard Hillary has a bigger dick then cockafellers big photo shopped fake dick
By #578610 30,Jul,19 20:10
Holy cow,,that's big.
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Jul,19 21:15 other posts 
By #502711 31,Jul,19 07:16⤴
Yeah well she definitely looks like she got some big balls & an adams apple, that scaly skin & reptile tongue, piercing psycho eyes
By #578610 31,Jul,19 10:54
Well, as first ladies go, that whore pole dancer currently giving blow jobs, in the White House Lincoln's bedroom, to foreign dignitaries, TRUMPS Hilary.


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