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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
It's about stuff...
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,May,19 14:28 other posts 
Hello


By leopoldij [Ignore] 07,May,19 12:26 other posts 
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?


Wiped his ass.
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,May,19 14:22 other posts 
By #578610 17,May,19 18:30
By #502711 07,May,19 18:14⤴

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!
By #551482 08,May,19 17:09⤴
Two cannibals but only one man so they agree to start at each end and meet in the middle.

(After a few minutes)First cannibal: Wow, I´m having a ball

Second cannibal: Hold on, you´re eating too fast!
By #551147 15,May,19 14:31
Lol 😆


By #485312 13,May,19 16:54
anyone that down votes, is just a loser ... *lix*
By #578610 13,May,19 18:44
Agreed,,,but,,the ones that do are desperate
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BTW,,they were losers B4 down voting
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Baby,,,I hope you don't mind, I wanted to show Bella and her crowd the Image Bid can be won easily. I'm voting every 4 hrs and using extra points to go up
By #485312 14,May,19 03:11
lm not voting much, only the 4 hourly thing and one or two if lm up there, its the site having their say. l just kept putting my picture in when it got knocked off. as always, persistence and being nice to people is how it gets there.
they whinged that one bloke was cleaning up on the last image bid, so it got canned, and now theyre whinging again, it wont stop, they just cant stand any one but themselves and seeing them seething and whinging is just who they are... they admit to down voting my pic on main page and that didn't work, so they got one of their fake profiles out to have another go at my page... l doubt they'll ever learn to be civil or friendly to others *Lix*
By #578610 14,May,19 07:04
It's childish.
By #585719 14,May,19 23:46⤴
I been voting for both of you
By #485312 15,May,19 03:55
thanks for the votes and visits, glad we can keep your dick pulsating *lix*
By #585719 15,May,19 06:59
By #585719 14,May,19 11:09⤴
Between you and licksomething (sorry, your name is really hard for me to pronounce) I've been in a constant state of erection. I guess it's good for my circulation (I'm 70) Don't ever take notice of those other fun killers. Keep it up, or me.
By #578610 14,May,19 21:08
Oh, Baby.....are you in deep doo-doo....


By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,May,19 07:33 other posts 
More stuff, just for the hell of it.

Pussy So Good by Khia

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She's right, pussy is so good!
I'd fuck that Khia black babe any time
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By #502711 08,May,19 21:01
Can you handle all of that woman Leo? You're not a young man anymore & she looks HUNGRY. You wouldn't fuck her, she'd fuck YOU lol, probably hold you down so you couldn't escape
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,May,19 03:20 other posts 
Who said I want to escape?
By #502711 09,May,19 06:00
I know you like a challenge
By #584076 09,May,19 06:20
So, who is the picture of?

Coz he's hot!

🔥🔥🔥

😂😂😂
By #502711 09,May,19 07:14
I don't know who it is
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,May,19 14:02 other posts  ⤴
It's Khia. A rapper.
By #585719 09,May,19 07:30⤴
Fuck. He/she could could stick me on her/his dick/strap-on and twirl me like a propeller.
By #584076 09,May,19 08:17
By #502711 10,May,19 04:23⤴
Death by snoo snoo
By #585719 10,May,19 12:47
A plane crashes in the Amazon jungle. The five survivors are taken prisoner by the feared Youdie tribe and taken to their village. There, the chief asks one of the prisoners, “ You want death or waka waka? The prisoner says,”Waka waka. The savages strip him and all the males fuck him. After, he crawled away with a bloody ass. The chief asks the next two prisoners, you want death or waka waka? Both say waka waka. Same thing happens. They get fucked by all the male savages. While this goes on the last two prisoners discuss what will happen and agree they’ll choose death. The chief comes up to them and asks, you want death or waka waka? They both scream, you filthy savage, we take death. And so,,,,,,the chief says to the tribe,,,, DEATH, DEATH,,,by waka waka.
By #502711 10,May,19 17:58
That was an entertaining little story to read first thing in the morning, thank you
By #585719 10,May,19 20:34
Waka Waka


By leopoldij [Ignore] 10,May,19 03:16 other posts 
The most well known song by Khia is this

"My neck my back"
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All you ladies pop yo' pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop yo' pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

Lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should, right now
Lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should, my neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put yo' neck into it
Ah don't stop, just do it, do it
Then, you roll your tongue
From the, crack back to the front
Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga
Make sure I keep bustin' nuts nigga
All over yo' face and stuff
Slow head show me so much love
The best head comes from a thug
The dick good, thick big and long
Slow thumpin' 'til the crack of dawn
On the X, makin' faces and stuff
Through the night, makin' so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should, c'mon
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on yo' knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
"Thug Misses" know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hate and niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on cream
With a unit on my face, so mean
I got to pick which nigga I need
To suck a thug, nigga satisfy me
You try me, I'll make you see
You bitches ain't got shit on me

So lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should, c'mon
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

Do it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

Then, you roll your tongue
From the, crack back to the front
(My neck, my back) Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga
Make sure I keep bustin' nuts nigga

Then, you roll your tongue
From the, crack back to the front
(My neck, my back) Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga
(Lick my pussy and my crack) Make sure I keep bustin' nuts nigga

My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack


By dgraff [Ignore] 05,May,19 19:24 other posts 
What ever lixie you just keep telling your story the way you want your all ways the victim oh and fuck you little Leo
By #565792 07,May,19 16:49
Usually we in the present day can learn valuable lessons from history but the present can also help to understand history: there is nothing special to events in history like the Hundred Years War or the Eighty Years War.
By #578610 07,May,19 19:46
Or the War of the Roses
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There's at least one constant in war, there's two sides and neither can make the other see reason defined by either side. One side is usually more right than the other
By dgraff [Ignore] 08,May,19 05:35 other posts 
Or the war of the burnt toast
By #578610 08,May,19 07:45
I'm not familiar with that. Can you explain it?
By #502711 08,May,19 20:57
What about the war of the hot vs cold water in the shower?


By #586353 07,May,19 16:54
Sup everyone
By #502711 07,May,19 18:17
Suuup
By #485312 08,May,19 20:12
Soup *Lix*


By leopoldij [Ignore] 07,May,19 12:30 other posts 
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?


Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,May,19 14:21 other posts 


By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,May,19 10:21 other posts 
I'm posting this pic for no reason.
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By #578610 04,May,19 13:21
Don't apologize, ,yummy
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,May,19 13:40 other posts 
Thanks. I don't apologise. I'm just scared I'm case bella finds out... lol
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,May,19 13:41 other posts  ⤴
How about this one?

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By #578610 04,May,19 15:11
Yummy too. Why be scared OF THE ONE EYED BITCH WITCH? SHE'S ALL VENOM AND NOT SUBSTANCE.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,May,19 16:02 other posts 
I'm amused, not scared. I'm amused that she keeps spying, through her agents, of what's being said about her. Did she unblock you yet? You're probably providing spice to her life.
By #578610 05,May,19 07:55
I'm blocked but I read her posts anyway. She reads mine, too
By #502711 04,May,19 17:15⤴
Is that a kebab?


By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,May,19 06:35 other posts 
I like to have my balls massaged when my girlfriend rubs them with her pussy. And then I grab my cock and give it a shake. A lot of precum oozes out and it's a great start for a good fuck. I just love making it last.

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By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,May,19 05:49 other posts 
Congrats to lix for being top member

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By dgraff [Ignore] 02,May,19 05:55 other posts 

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Top picture Leo not top member
By #502711 02,May,19 06:16
By dgraff [Ignore] 02,May,19 09:51 other posts 
What’s wrong now I was just paying her a compliment on an absolute nothing win
By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,May,19 13:01 other posts  ⤴
Top member:
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By #460385 02,May,19 13:43
I see RedFoxy at the top?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,May,19 13:53 other posts 
You're right. It just changed.
By dgraff [Ignore] 02,May,19 17:24 other posts 
Hahaha you fucking retard Leo
By #485312 03,May,19 17:18⤴
gee maybe l should enter the POM contest, l notice the bad losers are whinging even when theyre winning, maybe the 'walrus pack' should give them a run for their money,??? l know they cant rally a thousand votes and lm sure l wouldn't come on forum and call everyone 'puppets' for down voting, because that's what a contest is all about... the 'Mrs' needs to grow a set and grow up and start acting like an adult, but l guess when you hang out with arseholes, it rubs off and acting like a jerk off is just part of the way you have to conduct your self to look good in front of your shitty friends...
*Lix*
By #578610 04,May,19 08:39
I think you should. The way the One Eyed Bitch and her minions worry about you means that they know you are a force to be reckoned with. You've got my vote and there's plenty of members who would support you.
By #485312 04,May,19 17:27
they'd give up if l start gathering my votes. or they'd whinge about it till the troll patrol got involved, and l think they've already tried to change the rules a few times, every time l win, they get on admins case, sayings its UNFAIR, only when lm in it usually, and they show everyone what bad sports they are, you can already see their ATTITUDE about people not liking them or their ATTITUDE here... l think he throws his wife under the bus everytime he has a melt down and sounds likes a girl, he blames her for the post.
you know Candy, anyone that slags a grandma and tells them to die in an open forum, is nothing more than the lowest of low life... and lve been pointing everyone there to show them what kind of people they are dealing with... no one has been IMPRESSED with them yet.. *lix*
By dgraff [Ignore] 04,May,19 09:36 other posts  ⤴
Go ahead and enter lixie I'm sure MRS c is not afraid of a little friendly competition no cheating and using your picture of 30 years ago use a current one
By #502711 04,May,19 17:14
30 years ago?! How flattering lix
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,May,19 04:44 other posts 
Was it longer I know her and I are around the same age


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