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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.
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By phart [Ignore] 31,Dec,20 11:15 other posts 
If you live in Texas and this gal comes along all hot and bothered,RUN!
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I cant' imagine what it was like to be tied to the bed, being told you were going to get sex,only to have a knife stuck in you 193 TIMES. OUCH!


By phart [Ignore] 31,Dec,20 10:59 other posts 
Since I am feeling lazy,I am just going to make a broad brush statement of

Happy New year to all.

I hope this new year will bring some relief to the stress we have all been under in 1 form or another..
By #610414 31,Dec,20 11:06
Phart, from your lips to God's ears. May the new year bring joy to you. Make it safe my friend. Happy New Year


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 10:46 other posts 
Fucking roo!! He's begging to be run over with a sport-ute


It was a case of roo rage.

A kangaroo was caught on video punching an Australian man in the face as he tried to protect his kids from the hopping mad marsupial, according to news.com.au.

The frightening attack took place on Christmas Day in South West Rocks, where Mitchell Robinson tried to shoo away the animal, which was loitering and digging holes on his property.

The kangaroo hopped toward the man, knocking him to the ground before making its getaway.

Family friend Tina Grace Rowe told a news station Down Under that you could see the attack coming.

“It was just staring at him and he picked up something to try and shoo it away and as soon as he did that you could just see that it was going to go at him,” Rowe told 7NEWS.

“He was massive. He was a big male kangaroo — big chest,” she added.


Robinson, who already had a broken arm, thankfully escaped with just a scratch, according to the station.


Is it possible this could have been Lix? She looks like a fucking roo/walrus. Could be confusing to some.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 10:58 other posts 
Be nice. The video definitely shows a kangaroo punching a MAN!

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By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 12:13 other posts 
Site flowers??
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 12:33 other posts 
"Site flowers", what does that mean?

There are a couple sayings that come to mind; let sleeping dogs lie.... Don't poke the bear....


I LOVE IDIOMS!
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 06:14 other posts 
I could add my two cents but I better not
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 08:35 other posts 
Sometimes it's best to say nothing and keep your thoughts to yourself.
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 09:29 other posts 
Especially in this case
By 2nice [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 12:10 other posts  ⤴
Skittles was saying sorry, but not sorry.
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 17:19 other posts 
And I can live with that! Thanks for breaking it down for me, 2nice!
By DeepThroatThis [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 22:46 other posts 
We all know the underlining truth


By phart [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 18:43 other posts 
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By dgraff [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 22:02 other posts 
MR gambini did you just say the two yoots
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 08:48 other posts 
Huh? What? You crack yourself up!
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Dec,20 09:32 other posts 
I watched the movie my cousin vinny last night


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 10:03 other posts 
So if life takes you outside of your home, you are required to wear a mask. Do you don a boring black mask or do you wear something more lively?

I have three masks that I alternate using. My favorite is my black and white, houndstooth checked mask, there's a red mask and I have a red, white and blue, American flag mask. What do you wear?
By phart [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 10:09 other posts 
Mr coffee filter with straps ductaped to the sides to hold it on.what little i use 1.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 10:46 other posts 
phart, please say you are exaggerating! You really don't duct tape a coffee filter to your face, do you?

I've seen every inch of you that I could ever imagine. The next time you go out and your coffee filter is duct taped in place, will you please take a selfie? I sure could use a good smile for 2021.
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 10:55 other posts 
Wait I just pictured that
By #551147 28,Dec,20 11:14⤴
ROFLMAO @ Phart

Gotdamn! That's taking "cheap" to a whole new level...
😄😆😂🤣😂

I have a plain black one (kept in the car for emergency purposes) and a Blue Lives Matter flag one that's my primary. Both RARELY used.

As I previously stated, my area does NOT have a "mandate" for anything. That being said, I went to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a couple Christmas presents and like I normally do, I checked to see if the store had any postings about masks, etc. They didn't, so I continued in only to notice that EVERY single person was wearing one. Although I feel like I could have continued on without any trouble, I decided to put mine on too, just for OTHER'S comfort. I did drop it below my nose though, so I could breathe freely. 😁
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 11:45 other posts 
He's not cheap, he's frugal.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 11:48 other posts  ⤴
phart, I assumed that this is a clean, unused filter, yes? You are not repurposing previously used coffee filters, are you?
By phart [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 12:30 other posts 
I removed the stretchy cords from a old mask, super glued them to a NEW coffee filter,then used duct tape,about 1 inch squares to reinforce the areas around the straps.
I need to make a new 1 as the I am using got folded and is not as comfortable.The filter stands out from your face,does not rub the nose,until about the 3rd use,then it gets kinda flatened.
I did it for the simple fact that the walmart manager tried to run me out for not having a mask on.I ask the requirements, she just said "face covering" so I made a face cover. A good freind of mine is recovering from the virus that has only went to the store and the bank for the past several months wearing a N95. So to me,I meet the regulations of the store,I make some folks smile,laugh,which is what we need right now.Something funny.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 12:50 other posts 
Please consider my request for you to take a selfie of you in one of your coffee filter masks, with or without duct tape. WE, the SYD/SYC membership, needs a good smile here.
By #610414 29,Dec,20 10:01⤴
Phart I know you live a simple life and are very frugal but isn't this a little over the edge?

Anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR.
By phart [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 10:20 other posts 
It is real,It is out in the truck,I was going to bring it in and snap a pic but my neighbors interupted me and I now behind on some chores.
I did not do it because of frugal.I did to prove a point. The sign at walmart says wear a face covering,then it list all kinds of things,including,HOMEMADE mask.
In other words,no standards for protection. Just wear SOMETHING.I made it a point this morning,as I went to get some oil and other stuff,when I saw that manager that tried to run me off,I just said,"Hey How are YOU?" nothing mean,she was doing her job.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 11:13 other posts 
If you want to "prove a point", and you want to make a BOLD STATEMENT, when entering a business that requires a facial mask, drop your draw'rs, remove your boxers or briefs, place said underwear upon your head, covering your face and voilá! Just make sure the draw'rs are clean AND that you're wearing a second pair underneath. BOOM! Problem solved! You're welcome!
By #610414 29,Dec,20 12:12
HAHAHA. I'll second that.
By phart [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 15:44 other posts 
Sadly,that would suffice as a face covering and fullfil the requirements!
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 15:56 other posts 
You seem like a true pioneer, unafraid to chart a new course. Bold enough to march to the beat of your own drum. Do it!
By phart [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 18:24 other posts 
/zcd34egq25svpic.html


not a good shot,but you can see 4 small pieces of duct tape,that help the super glue hold the elastic to the filter,this 1 is about played out.i will probably make a new 1. This was NOT my idea.I stole this idea from the internet.BUT I am not sure that anyone else is crazy enough to actually do it.

As far as being a pioneer, I am the 1 that pisses people off that double park at Tacobell to keep someone from getting to close to their car. I park up in the island or flowers or whatever,making sure they can still get into their car,but enough to make their lack of abilty to park right stand out to the public.
By dgraff [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 21:41 other posts 
Hahaha that’s way better than anything I’m wearing I just pull my tee shirt up over my nose


By phart [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 21:32 other posts 
Can you say DUH!??
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By bella! [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 09:31 other posts 
In a previous post, I mentioned that for the first time our little town displayed nonsecular Christmas decorations by displaying a Nativity scene.

I was flabbergasted yesterday, when I drove through town, Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus and the rest are gone, gone, GONE!
By #610414 29,Dec,20 09:58
Do you think they were told to take it down?
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 10:47 other posts 
Again, this is the FIRST TIME I've seen our waterfront decorated in a nonsecular way. The trees are still wrapped in holiday lights, the police station is still decorated, I mean if this was an unauthorized life size decoration, my guess is that it would have been taken down 2 to 3 weeks ago when it was first put up. Maybe the Holy Family is on their way from Bethlehem to Jerusalem, but they are gone.


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 17:01 other posts 
Woo hoo and thank you, admin !

I like the addition of the Happy New Year! bottle champagne! It's going to take me DAYS to earn the points to be able to send them as gifts. I still wish you would cap out seasonal gifts at 50 points. Hint, hint.....
By 2nice [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 20:35 other posts 
A nice touch for sure.


By phart [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 09:10 other posts 
wow,look at the artwork!
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By bella! [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 12:35 other posts 
That's AMAZING!
By #551147 28,Dec,20 11:29⤴
That's pretty badass! I love stuff like that, thanks for sharing it. 🙂

Speaking of Pompeii... That's one of my very favorite machines at the Casino, "Veni Vidi Vici" WOO HOO!! 😉

I had quite the Sunday at the local Casino, not 1 but 2 handpays.


By bella! [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 12:40 other posts 
Here's a question for YOU. I know that Boxing Day is considered a bank holiday, but other than that, what is it? As a child, our family always observed Christmas on Christmas Eve. As a family, we always went to Christmas Eve services at church and when we returned home, Santa had already arrived and within 30 minutes, or so, grandmas and grandpas, aunts and uncles, showed up, too! We would have a late dinner, take our baths, don our new pajamas then go to bed.

Do YOU celebrate Boxing Day, Christmas Eve, ChristmasDay? If so, what do you do?
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 07:32 other posts 
I go to my younger brothers house eat a big meal give my brother his wife and my two favorite nieces their money cards then go home to take a nice nap with muggsy
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 09:34 other posts 
Home cooked, holiday meals are the best! I went by my sister's place for a relatively early dinner on Christmas Eve. Her and my brother-in-law have an "arrangement", he cooks, she cleans up. He prepared prime rib and ham, garlic mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes, the scalloped potatoes were not from the box, green beans and corn, some chunky cinnamon applesauce that he makes and he even baked two pies, 1 pumpkin and 1 dutch apple. My sister lucked out, I did the dishes. By the time that I put the uneaten/leftover food in containers, washed the pots and pans that wouldn't go in the dishwasher, there wasn't that much left to do so I washed the utensils, glasses and dishes and it was all finished! It's amazing how people will fret over what they're going to serve because this one doesn't like that, etc., all the time spent cooking and within 30 minutes of sitting down, the meal is over.
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 09:59 other posts 
It sounds delicious my brother and his wife are both diabetics so no cakes or pies at their table
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But they made a great Black Forest ham
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 10:40 other posts 
That sounds delish! I'm curious, I know that you are tall and slender, does your brother have the same type build?
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Dec,20 10:53 other posts 
No he takes after moms side of the family he’s a bear 6 ft 2 350 lbs


By bella! [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 13:47 other posts 
Don't you just love it when the new member, whether SYD or SYC, the member with just one picture, is able to capture the #1 spot on the Popular page? Say hello to that member, hanni .
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Seems as though the members that post internet pictures always seem to have that edge!
By 2nice [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 16:44 other posts 
Gotta love it.
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 20:21 other posts 
If memory serves me correctly, earlier today when I made this post, hanni's internet picture had 17 votes. In less than seven hours, it's almost doubled and has received 33 votes.

It just goes to show you, SYD members really like internet pictures!
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 21:05 other posts  ⤴
and a pissing dog on their page!
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Dec,20 21:19 other posts 
You wasted 50 points. That profile was referred to the Evaluation Panel by LatinLover , reason Copyright/Stolen image.


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