Isn't the saying; "So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it."?

Why would anyone smoke a hat?

Once again, the dementia patient who drives the SYD Crazy Wagon, changed the WHY for blacklisting me:

" I came to the site to have fun. These people i'm blocking cause me to be someone I'm not. This is the last thing I'll do involving them.#7"

Here's a couple of points about that remark:

1. I do not "cause" anyone to be anything. Your behavior is all on you. Unless you are little more than a mindless meat-puppet (the jury is still out on that), no one else "causes" you to post the crap you do or to act like a raving fuck-wit. You behave like a crazy person because you ARE a crazy person. End of story.

2. I call major bullshit on that "This is the last thing I'll do involving them" bit. You are going to copy and paste this comment elsewhere in the forum, and rant like a lunatic about it. You can't help yourself. Crazy is as crazy does, after all. Hell, the fact that you are reading this now proves that you are full of shit.

3. Ranking me at #7 is pretty rude. I guess I'll just have to try harder.

4. I am also pretty sure that you are going to delete and change your WHY now that I have pointed out how idiotic it is. You will then lie and claim that I made it all up. Lying is also something you do here quite often. For example, you lied about apologizing for calling my partner a ped0phile when you returned after Admin deleted your account.

Okay, Dude, we get it.
You believe yourself to be the greatest cocksucker in the world.
Congrats.
However, why do you have to keep posting those long, rambling, off-topic comments in every forum thread--regardless of whether or not they are relevant to the subject at hand--reminding us of your supposed skill at pecker gobbling?
Enough already.
Everything isn't about you.

Has anyone else noticed that around 90% of the "My First Gay Experience" stories posted here end with "but then he moved away and we never saw each other again"?

What is the deal with all of these nomadic cocksuckers?

Monkey blue raspberry dancing snowball under bus station clover.

Just needed to get that out of my system.

Carry on.

Fun Facts 2:
As I mentioned in the first Fun Facts segment-
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
A group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM.

Here are a few more--

A group of SQUIRRELS is called a SCURRY.
A group of BUZZARDS is called a WAKE.
A group of EAGLES is called a CONVOCATION.
A group of OWLS is called a PARLIAMENT.
A group of HYENAS is a CACKLE.
A group of WILLS is a SARCASM.

To Whom it May Concern:
Any Forum topics from member #89828 or #303133 are MINE. I posted them. I created them. I claim them.

Now it is KNOWN. (So fuck you,leo, you lack-witted, misogynistic, douche-nozzle.)

That is all.

Let me try to 'splain this one more time:

Using homosexual slurs, innuendos, and insinuations as a way to demean a guy's masculinity is, in all cases, homophobic. Such behavior starts from the premise that GAY = LESS THAN MASCULINE, and doing so makes you a homophobe. And an idiot.

The other day, I overheard one of my students saying to his friend:
"Go suck a big bag of dicks, Gabe."
I was stunned.
I had no idea you could get them by the bagful!