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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:04  other posts
There seems to be a fad in the Forum of late with people starting new Topics just so they can have a place to talk to themselves.
I know...it IS rather odd. Nonetheless, it is the new thing around these parts.
So this is MY Topic.
Mine alone.
No one is permitted to post here except for ME.
There will be semi-serious--and undeniably sarcastic--consequences for those who violate my Stuffity, Stuffity, etc. Topic with their own jibber-jabber.
So put THAT in your hat and smoke it.

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By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 17,May,19 13:03 other posts 


By JustWill [Ignore] 17,May,19 12:55 other posts 
Meanwhile, over in the "NEW STUFF, OLD STUFF, ANY STUFF" thread, the Crone continues to drive the Crazy Wagon around in endless circles.


By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 23:54 other posts 
I believe in romance and true love with all of my soul.

That being said, sometimes I just wanna fuck like a couple of randy cavemen until we are both cum-drunk and saddle sore.
By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 23:56 other posts 
That is romance?
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 23:58 other posts 
No. That is wild, monkey sex. The romance is when we cuddle afterward.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,May,19 00:01 other posts 
Jeebus, JustWill, you are WILD!
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,May,19 00:04 other posts 
What's so wild about cuddling?
By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 12:27 other posts 
Note to self: Cuddle Will wildly, preferably while wearing a fedora.


By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 00:58 other posts 
I don't often wear hats these days, and even if I did, I don't smoke.
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,May,19 09:36 other posts 
People should wear more hats.
By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 10:50 other posts 
Note to self: Wear hats to make Will happier.
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,May,19 11:44 other posts 
A nice fedora makes everyone look a little snazzy.
By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 12:25 other posts 
As long as they fit properly.


By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:13 other posts 
Fun facts:
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
However, a group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM (which is just too fucking fey for my liking).
By 2nice [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:24 other posts 
Too fucking fey for me too.
By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 10:59 other posts 
I learn something every day from Will. He must have his Thinking Hat on.
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,May,19 11:33 other posts 
My Thinking Hat has a huge hole in it.
By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 12:22 other posts 
But is it on fire?


By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:25 other posts 
What is the "Stiffity Stuff" that you make reference to? This is a sex site, are you talking about penises?
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:58 other posts 
If I were responding to you--which I am definitely NOT doing--I would ask: "Why in Blue Blazes would I talk to myself about penises?"
I would then promptly reply: "Because, Will, penises are spiffy!"
But, alas, I am NOT responding, so just ignore that little bit of internal dialogue.
By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 15:40 other posts 
If you were responding to me, which you are definitely NOT doing, I wonder how you would elaborate on why or what makes a penis so darn spiffy?
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 15:44 other posts 
IF I were responding, which I am most definitely NOT doing,I would point out that penises are spiffy purely by the fact of their penishood. Duh.
By furluvr [Ignore] 17,May,19 00:57 other posts 


By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 18:37 other posts 
I was going to call this topic "Just Stuff It!", but that felt a bit more cranky than it needed to be.
By #584076 16,May,19 18:39
Hahahahaha!
Love it!
By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 23:57 other posts 
That would have been funny, JustStuff from JustWill!


By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 18:27 other posts 
"Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright." ~ an Old Gypsy Woman (who probably has a name, but I just can't remember it right at the moment)

"I like bunnies!" ~ Me (because my brain is just that fuckin' random sometimes.)


By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 18:09 other posts 
It haunts my DREAMS:


By dgraff [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:11 other posts 
Hahaha can I come here to talk to my self
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:14 other posts 
I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the listing and try again.
By 2nice [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:15 other posts 
You just wrecked it, dgraff.
By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 14:20 other posts 
Well, then so did you, 2nice!
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 15:03 other posts 
Great.
The Voices in my head are yelling at each other again.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 15:00 other posts 
It's okay. I am just pretending that all of you are merely the Voices in my Head.

(Note to self: How nifty is it that one of the Voices in my head sounds EXACTLY like Mr Yumm?)
By 2nice [Ignore] 16,May,19 15:58 other posts 
And those voices in your head are from me, and I am saying some interesting things.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:04 other posts 
That explains a lot.
Apparently, the Mr Yumm Voice in my Head is the one in charge of "Touch Yourself in a Naughty Way".
By 2nice [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:11 other posts 
I’d like to be in “charge” of that.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:30 other posts 
Several of the Voices in my Head often mention that the Mr Yumm Voice is always waving his pecker at them. They aren't complaining about it. It's more like bragging.
My head is filled with a bunch of pervy dingus hounds.
By 2nice [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:32 other posts 
Woof
By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:42 other posts 
Why you gotta be waving your pecker at JustWill, 2nice? You know he is in a committed relationship!
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:45 other posts 
For the record: While Will's body is in a committed relationship, his BRAIN is free to do whatever (or whoever)it damn well pleases.
Let the pecker waving begin! Release the Dingus Hounds!!!
By bella! [Ignore] 16,May,19 17:46 other posts 
Sincere question. What IF someone lusts for another person in their mind, but does not act upon that, do you feel it a form of cheating?
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 17:50 other posts 
Dammit, bella! Why you gotta go and make me all serious up in here?

(The answer to your question is NO. The cheating part is if you ACT on the stuff that goes on in your brain. Your brain does what it does. You have no control over what happens in your noggin.)
By #585719 16,May,19 18:01
I'm sorry Will, but, my brain is screaming. I got to comment. Bella, if you were right, we would all die of guilt. If I could I would copy and paste something but...
By 2nice [Ignore] 16,May,19 17:11 other posts 
You know I’ve got a crush.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 17:18 other posts 
And, if my BRAIN had a mouth, it would definitely show your dingus how much it appreciates that!


By kebmo [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:11 other posts 
The hardest prison to escape from is your own mind.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:14 other posts 
Sure, that's only what my mind WANTS me to think.
By kebmo [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:18 other posts 
I just made an important edit. Not person, prison.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:32 other posts 
Why would I want to escape? It's so much fun in here!


By #489701 16,May,19 16:27
Sorry. Little doggie just passing through. I promise not to poop in your yard.
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,May,19 16:32 other posts 
I hope to hell not...somebody could step in that stuff and track it all over my brain.


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