If you love films and the one liners stick in your head, go on share them here...... "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."......
Ps and yes I got my inspiration from...Bella, Great songs/Great lyrics .....so what!! .....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!
"Fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy night." Bette Davis in "All About Eve" (1950). --------------------------------------- added after 114 seconds
"Look at me, ma, top of the world". James Cagney's last line in "White Heat" (1947). --------------------------------------- added after 6 minutes
"His name was Cody Jarrett, he used to be a big shot." Gladys George, last line in "The Roaring Twenties" (1939) as James Cagney's character dies.
"If there's one thing worse than a woman living alone, its a woman who says she likes it."
Thelma Ritter to Doris Day in "Pillow Talk" (1959)---------------------------------------
"Play it, Sam, play "As Time Goes By"
Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" (1941). (Nobody in the film ever says "Play it again, Sam".)
"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart's last line to Paul Henried in "Casablanca" (1941)
"Oh Jerry, let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis's last line to Paul Henried in "Now, Voyager" (1942)
"This is the stuff that dreams are made of."
Humphrey Bogart's last line in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)
"No, it was beauty killed the b e a s t."
The last line of "King Kong" (1933)
"We got time off - for good behaviour."
Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" (1959) when questioned by the female bandleader about the amount of time he and Jack Lemmon (also in drag) claimed to have spent at "The Ladies' Conservatoire for Good Music".
"Hm, fresh!"
Jack Lemmon, also in "Some Like It Hot" as the two "ladies" were boarding the train and the guy checking their names gave him/her a helping hand - by patting Jack on the bum.
The movie I've watched the most is 'Equilibrium', Starring Christian Bale.
Gun Kata is just very entertaining.
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I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you save enough room for my fist, 'cos I'm going to shove it down your throat, and rip out your goddamn spine.
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart (Bogie) in "To Have And Have Not"
“You know, you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”
Its not a Tumor
If it Bleeds, We can Kill IT
I'm not Shitting on YOU
Fuck You, Asshole
Screw You
Do IT. Do IT Now
Chill Out Dick Wad.
Hasta la vista, Baby
I'll be Back!! --------------------------------------- added after 79 seconds
This one also is not from a film . But equally a funny one liner . It's from Tommy Cooper .
I knocked at my friends door and said, 'Hello. Is Charlie in?’ . His wife replied, 'Charlie died last night.’ I said, 'He didn’t mention anything about a tin of paint, did he?’
The scene in "Reservior Dogs" the gangster guys were
discussing about sex with a duck, the one guy says
"don't let it look back at you"... Hilarious!!!
So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.
Listen k1d I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
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"Look at me, ma, top of the world". James Cagney's last line in "White Heat" (1947).
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"His name was Cody Jarrett, he used to be a big shot." Gladys George, last line in "The Roaring Twenties" (1939) as James Cagney's character dies.
Thelma Ritter to Doris Day in "Pillow Talk" (1959)
"Play it, Sam, play "As Time Goes By"
Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" (1941). (Nobody in the film ever says "Play it again, Sam".)
"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart's last line to Paul Henried in "Casablanca" (1941)
"Oh Jerry, let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis's last line to Paul Henried in "Now, Voyager" (1942)
Humphrey Bogart's last line in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)
"No, it was beauty killed the b e a s t."
The last line of "King Kong" (1933)
"We got time off - for good behaviour."
Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" (1959) when questioned by the female bandleader about the amount of time he and Jack Lemmon (also in drag) claimed to have spent at "The Ladies' Conservatoire for Good Music".
"Hm, fresh!"
Jack Lemmon, also in "Some Like It Hot" as the two "ladies" were boarding the train and the guy checking their names gave him/her a helping hand - by patting Jack on the bum.
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Clifton Webb in "Sitting Pretty" (194
Gun Kata is just very entertaining.
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Guess the movie - hint: Arnold Schwarzenegger
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you save enough room for my fist, 'cos I'm going to shove it down your throat, and rip out your goddamn spine.
This, is my boomstick!
Monty, you terrible cunt.
The new Starsky and Hutch.
Only 2 things come from Texas son, steers and quers, which one are you?
Full Metal Jacket.
“You know, you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”
2nd Lt. George Rice:
Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Richard Winters:
We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.
If it Bleeds, We can Kill IT
I'm not Shitting on YOU
Fuck You, Asshole
Screw You
Do IT. Do IT Now
Chill Out Dick Wad.
Hasta la vista, Baby
I'll be Back!!
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sounds like an Arnie Script *lix*
Let off some steam Bennett
Crom!
Yakitty-yak don't talk back!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
"I'm going to get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"
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I knocked at my friends door and said, 'Hello. Is Charlie in?’ . His wife replied, 'Charlie died last night.’ I said, 'He didn’t mention anything about a tin of paint, did he?’
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The princess bride
Arthur Fleck : Knock knock.
Murray Franklin : Who's there?
Arthur Fleck : It's the police, ma'am! Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead!
Jackie Gleason (aka "Ralph Kranden") in "The Honeymooners".
Inquiring minds want to know, Which kisser?
RALPH CRAMDEN!!!!!
Ralphy boi always loved to cram Alice in the den.
discussing about sex with a duck, the one guy says
"don't let it look back at you"... Hilarious!!!
Bogart in Casablanca
Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) made it official
before the T1000 (Arnold Schwarzeneger) made it "cool".
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Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!
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I forgot to say 'Clowns to left of me,jokers to the right,here I am,stuck in the middle with you'
From Mr Blue..
[He removes his razor]
You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
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