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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.
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By phart [Ignore] 21,Jan,22 09:34 other posts 
Takeing off and flying is easy,it is that landing that is hell.
It doesn't show where he wound up,but I am sure he was not pleasant to look at.
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By #491031 12,Jan,22 16:57
Something called a "JohnnySyxx" blacklisted me.
What the fuck is a "JohnnySyxx"?
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 18:49 other posts 
Some random lump-- I sent him some nice gifts
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 20:58 other posts  ⤴
Um, you actually responded to CountryCouple54's post about JohnnySyxx on the 10th and said this; " Maybe what he means is that he is a "couple" of sandwiches short of a picnic... "

Unfortunately, it always seems like stuff gets buried under the silly things that never get resolved.
By #491031 12,Jan,22 22:31
Ohhhhh! The "couple" who got permission from 100 different women to post their pictures on a dick/pussy site!
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 21:12 other posts  ⤴
Are you sure that you were blacklisted? He blacklisted both CountryCouple54 and me the other day but removed it OR, I believe that the free members are capped out at a max of 15 members that they can blacklist. Maybe he's at his max of 15 and the blacklist really didn't happen. Have you tried to go to his page or are you really blacklisted?
By #491031 12,Jan,22 22:34
Yep...I'm blacklisted.
I guess "they" unblacklisted someone else so that "they" could make room for me.
Maybe "they" don't like sandwiches or picnics...
By #275407 13,Jan,22 02:43
He blacklisted me too, probably for being friends with skittles I don't even know the guy, that's ok, I'm not hurt.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 02:54 other posts 
Seems like all pissants play the Dom game. Fuck that shit is soo yesteryear. Cheap cunts don't want to support the site fuckin loosers. Waiting in anticipation for my blacklist
By #491031 13,Jan,22 10:46⤴
But you'll miss out on all of the amazing stuff they post!
Oh, right...never mind.
By dgraff [Ignore] 14,Jan,22 11:16 other posts  ⤴
He black listed me to oh well his loss
By #275407 15,Jan,22 02:19
Seems to me like a possible lix fake, blacklisting all the same people that she did, makes you wonder
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 14:19 other posts 
Yeah kinda
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 15:19 other posts 
I don't believe that he's a shell account for lix and I don't think you do, either. What is SIMILAR to lix is that JohnnySyxx chose to block a group of people that interact together. What is UNUSUAL about who JohnnySyxx chose to block is it included people who did not "smack talk" about him and excluded CountryCouple54, who initially called him out about the validity of pictures posted and me, too. Yes, I had looked at JohnnySyxx's profile the very morning that CC54 made his post and thought the profile was as phony as a $3.00 bill. For some reason he unblacklisted us, I can understand unblocking CC54's profile, JohnnySyxx can enjoy Mrs. CC54's pictures, but me? WHY?
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 15:25 other posts  ⤴
JohnnySyxx is not the member formerly known as lix, her and her fella are gone. Do you really believe that if she were here you wouldn't have heard from her already? What happened to you with regard to JohnnySyxx reminds me of what TexyLexy did, remember? I think you, dgraff and me were blacklisted out of nowhere and I had ABSOLUTELY no interaction with her.
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 01:23 other posts 
Yep and Cody was black listed by her
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 15:02 other posts  ⤴
TexyLexy-- a rat and shell account at best
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 16:54 other posts 
We're you blacklisted by TexyLexy at the same time as cody8789, dgraff and I were? I do recall seeing her pictures in BEST IMAGE/MEMBER TOP however I never voted for her, I always vote for 2nice . I don't believe that she is verified because I recall seeing her pictures there. There's only a few SYC member's profiles I visit and those women are Leilani , sherryann and sweetslit . I mainly visit them to gift them and on occasion I do vote on sweetslit's pictures. I have no idea who TexyLexy is or why she decided to blacklist me. Oh well.....
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Jan,22 02:36 other posts  ⤴
Are ya still blacklisted today?
By #491031 20,Jan,22 11:07
Nope.
Deletion will do that I guess...


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Jan,22 15:24 other posts 
Day #3 and leopoldij is working on a "hat trick"! Yep, he's reported 3+ year SYC member, Anurao for deletion because he was able to find internet matches via Yandex.
By milesbferry [Ignore] 19,Jan,22 17:08 other posts 
All my pics are internet pics. Is Leo going to ban me?
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Jan,22 22:27 other posts 
Should you upload a picture of a cooter, you darn well bet that he will do a reverse search to verify that it's not a web derived cooter. An interesting tidbit, less than 15 minutes after leo posts that the member's pictures are "beautiful", he reports her for deletion and POOF!, she's gone.
By phart [Ignore] 19,Jan,22 23:01 other posts 
Well cooters have no place here. lol
They are very large Turtles some people catch and make stews from. the web says around 12 inches in size, BUllshit,I have saw them much bigger. When ponds flood,they get out in the hwy and if the right folks come along,you can just pull over and watch the show as they try to catch it and put it,ALIVE in the trunk of their Cadillac
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2 warm might be able to help you learn about this 1,being it is in florida

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By bella! [Ignore] 20,Jan,22 01:35 other posts 
There ain't nuthin' that 2 warm could teach me about nuthin' that I couldn't learn from Google myself.

Getting back to cooter, you have turned to Merriam Webster to assist you in sorting out the definition HOWEVER Mr. phart, I used the word cooter in the context found in the Urban dictionary.
By phart [Ignore] 20,Jan,22 09:09 other posts 
HEHEHHEEE, I have some friends that had NO idea that certain types of turtles were referred to as cooters. 1 night we were all eating in a big fish house and I was telling them about the 300 pound black lady I had watched stop in the middle of the road to pick up a cooter about big around as a foot tub.and they just hollared laughing. They thought I was talking dirty.I finally had to find something, online,i think been 18 years ago,and show them what I was talking about later that evening.
It was a funny sight to see,Imagine a country 2 lane road in a remote part of the county,no traffic,no houses for a few miles,and a big pond to your left. a huge cooter,or turtle for the city slickers, is crossing the road at a snails pace. Over the hill comes a new Cadillac,window stickers still on the side glass. It suddenly stops, a huge woman gets out as the trunk lid flys up. For about 20 minutes this big woman in a very long loose fitting dress is waddleing around this cooter trying to grab it's tail to pick it up.It is snapping at her,catches her dress once in a while and she drops it,only to try again until finally she got it,runs to the trunk and tosses it in.car shakes and she slams the lid off she goes. I can only imagine what that car smelled like after that prehistoric looking creature pooped in the trunk and considering it came out of a pond with all the fish smell and scum smell. but from what I hear there is 7 different meats in there and it all taste like chicken!


By CountryCouple54 [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 13:22 other posts 
Anyone come across member JohnnySyxx yet? This guy claims to be a couple living down here in Miami. Has over 530 random pics of at least 100 different women. He claims they have all giving him permission to upload their photos and he knows them all by name. I call bullshit.
By #491031 10,Jan,22 13:30
Maybe what he means is that he is a "couple" of sandwiches short of a picnic...
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 19:27 other posts  ⤴
I did look at JohnnySyxx 's profile today when I noticed a fake/phony looking picture uploaded in the banner. Yeah, 9 pages of random women, 539 pictures and bless his heart, he personalizes each picture by assigning the women their own unique name.

Strange that a gallery of 539 pictures you are only able to find a handful of dick pics. My guess is that there are probably not even 50 pictures of a dick! lol

And for the record, this is my choice for a WTF is that!? This picture is tops! Is someone able to determine, is she or isn't she, that is MY question!?

/r5tb6n2ogudspic.html
By dgraff [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 21:39 other posts 
Ahhhahaha that’s a blow up pool float you can buy them at any Walmart I think I will get cody8789 one next Christmas for lounging around in his pool
By abagurio [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 02:55 other posts  ⤴
This pic is of course from a porn site. Here is the original:
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By the "5 FT" sign you can see that this is the right direction.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 03:42 other posts 
What porn site was the picture taken from? I suspect that the rest or perhaps just the MAJORITY of the pictures are web derived.

Did you notice that up until December 12, 2021, the member had posted only 3 pictures, pictures of spooge. Yep, back on page 9, way at the bottom there's 3 pictures of spooge on a table top and maybe they are of him, maybe not.....

In approximately 30 days, only 1 month, this yo-yo uploaded 536 pictures claiming them as his own. Wow!
By CountryCouple54 [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 04:28 other posts 
I guess johnnyboy didn't like my comments. He is now our first and only blacklistey since lix got booted
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 05:22 other posts 
I was blacklisted, too. Unfortunately, when he is referred to the Abuse Panel for posting internet pictures, I won't be able to reach out to him and request that he edits his gallery so I will be inclined to vote to delete. After all, 536 of his 539 are borrowed from the internet.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 05:44 other posts  ⤴
Apparently, I was not blacklisted after all and neither were you. I received the usual system generated notification that I was blacklisted by JohnnySyxx but my guess is that he had a change of heart and removed the blacklist.
By abagurio [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 08:12 other posts  ⤴
I think it was from xHamster or sites related to it.
I didn't look at the rest of his pics, only checked this one...
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 12:26 other posts  ⤴
Did you notice that JohnnySyxx edited his gallery? The gallery which once had 539 pictures is now at 484.
By CountryCouple54 [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 08:48 other posts 
Well that's a start. Maybe he will get to the other 400 later.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Jan,22 02:35 other posts  ⤴
POOF! And he's gone!


By phart [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 09:56 other posts 
I just thought I would pass along something I have learned about
I had a older Compaq laptop that worked but was extremely slow on windows 7. I seldom used it but I carried it behind the seat of my truck in case I was out somewhere and needed to get some info or something
A local computer store that I buy my used computers from had some similar units for sale for about a 100 bucks.I ask what they could do being old. He showed me how they can clean strip the programming from the computer,and install a entire new operating system that is google Chrome. In other words your old laptop becomes a chrome book for a fraction of the cost of a chrome book. 50 bucks got my old computer upfitted and what time I have use it so far it works great for internet browsing and so forth. May be a good way to repurpose some older stuff you have laying around and give it new life.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 11:02 other posts 
Good information, phart, thank you!
By phart [Ignore] 19,Jan,22 22:15 other posts 
as a update,I got it going this morning to connect to my wifi and such, I found there are alot of privacy things you need to clic off on it as it seems it likes to send alot of info back to mothership. I am not planning on doing anything bad anyway on it as if I did on any machine.But I just don't being "stared at" when online.
BUT once I got it connected,and started using it,it is easy and quick for a 12-14 year old computer.

Shame I didn't try that with a laptop my mother in law threw away. I got some life back out of it with a light version of Windows 8, but it was still slow as a snail.
Maybe Chrome OS would have worked better.
Thanks for the tip. I will give it a try next time.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 15:20 other posts 
Hmmmm.....I'm so confused. In some posts you make reference to your girlfriend. In the above post you mention your mother-in-law which suggests you have a wife. Maybe you are a plain ol' scoundrel and have both.


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Jan,22 16:32 other posts 
Look at the size of this cat! According to this short article, this "kitten" is not necessarily full grown weighs in at a whopping 28 lbs! Holy schnikey! This beautiful boy is a Maine Coon cat.

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By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 12:00 other posts 
Today, leopoldij has referred Boeb7 to the Evaluation Panel for deletion. He seems to have a lot of time on his hands, perhaps he's low on funds and can't afford the attention of a woman.


By phart [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 10:19 other posts 
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By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 05:15 other posts 
Apparently tecsan does not notice OR perhaps tecsan does not give a rat's ass and has made the conscious decision to be annoying when it relates to his posts in this thread.... should tecsan's posts contain an excessive number of emojis, they will be deleted. If you want to allow him free rein to crap up your pictures, your forum threads, your blogs, that's up to you but he's not doing it here.

With that said, should tecsan be unable to respond with words, his posts will continue to be deleted. That being said, any of your response(s) to his post seem to be collateral damage and also are system deleted.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 05:26 other posts 
Manchild is a cunt, Can not think for himself, he is a shadow account. Makes a blog so he can filter responses.. I screenshot all. He loves the Dom game hence why his activity meter is high. Only deletes my posts so who is he 🤣. As long as he lights my wick I will respond. Asked for 20 more shit gifts so I obliged... ungrateful cunt. BTW those emojis are what I sent when I r@ped his page and can only copy and paste. A true princess
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 06:02 other posts 
Oh, he posts blogs and filters the responses and/or who he allows to respond? COOL, then he should understand my position and how I feel. It annoys the crap out of me when I wake up and see his post(s) which are line upon line and then more lines of emojis. He needs to grow the fuck up and learn how to articulate his thoughts. Until the time he is able to do that, I will delete his dumbass, unintelligible posts.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 06:16 other posts 
Us too, Fuck the moron but doing the maths it's a shell account. I'm happy to bring it to an end but troll man does not want that and I won't so the dev tecunt saga goes on. I'm sure people are sick of it and we not here to antagonise the site. On saying that I will continue to bring this dickhead in order. Money is no option
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 06:36 other posts 
Make it rain....
By Dev01 [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 07:10 other posts 
Hopefully I can magic it away
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 07:31 other posts 
POOF! And he's gone?
By Dev01 [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 07:57 other posts 
We can only hope, But with the www you never know
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 08:59 other posts 
Mongo Tecsan will NOT be happy... Him no can't use words
By Dev01 [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 15:00 other posts 
Mongo 😅🤣😂 Can't think of a more fitting description. A true king. All hail king MONGO.... Has a ring to it 🤪
By #535408 08,Jan,22 15:33⤴
Yes, he does do this. I can attest to it as well. In one of his blogs he was whining that Rachel g had blacklisted him. I politely pointed out that women and other members blocking him seems to be a common occurrence. I nicely asked if he ever did any self-introspection (I even provided a simplified version figuring the word "introspection" was above his limited skill set) as to why this happens to him so often. No answer, he deleted my question
By Dev01 [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 15:51 other posts 
Even a (simplified version) 😊 takes a day or two for comprehension to take place. He loves blogs now so he can edit, copy Delete at will. I find it very strange he deletes all my posts yet skitz, Cabarillo and DG's stay. I have 40+ screenshots of his knickers in a knot. He is not banned from our page just can't leave comments on pics because his shitty copy paste skills get annoying after awhile. It comes on a certain time every day like his mom is controlling its screen time and 10 pics for a member that has been here since 2018 lol. Just a shell account for Dom game. Fuck I will give it points if it wants. Word on the street he complained to Nimda about me and various members. In all reality if he shuts his mouth there will be no fuel for the fire.
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 17:36 other posts 
I BELIEVE that I have only deleted one other member's comment other than tecsan and that was Twowarmtts3, now known as CAT. If I'm not mistaken, I decided to delete 2 or 3 of her comments because they were copied and pasted multiple times and that sent her over the edge. I did ask admin for the delete feature because of the abusive posts that she continually directed toward dgraff and JustWill. Some members, Twowarmtts3 and tecsan take things too far, Twowarmtts3 would copy the same crap in multiple threads, tecsan just posts crap, ie the multiple emojis. Heck, if he said something, I would not delete it.
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 17:41 other posts  ⤴
I believe you, HFB and I believed Dev01, too. I've determined that sadly tecsan must be a straight up lunatic and mental case.
By tecsan [Ignore] 09,Jan,22 03:51 other posts  ⤴
Likewise, BTW the little emojis were sent to me by SHITTLES...Now get lost......Was returning them is all...Do not send them to me if you do not want them back...With that said, get lost....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Jan,22 05:05 other posts 
You are a LUNATIC, I have not sent you a message or messages containing emojis. You need to grow the fuck up.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 09,Jan,22 09:21 other posts 
Lady Tecsan is lashing out. Him frustrated and mad now! I wonder if he broke more already previously broken furniture...

The site medical officer has warned him about his rage and his blood pressure!

Although I can't tell the difference really. His living room looks like it was on a episode of "Cops." A site hillbilly!
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Jan,22 12:11 other posts 
I had to delete approximately 6 or 7 of tecsan's "droppings" today. He's such a wack job and much like an annoying and disgusting fly that shows up at your picnic. He spoils your time because you spend so much time swatting at him.
By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 06:12 other posts 
Oh hell, you are talking about flyshit....you know piss ass freddy the snitch bitch....
By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 06:11 other posts  ⤴
Did I say you did????
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 08:46 other posts 
YOU ARE A FUCKING LUNATIC! WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST!?
By #491031 09,Jan,22 12:59⤴
You posted a bunch of emojis and illiterate nonsense on several of my pics, you drooling meat-head, and I had never sent you diddly prior to your childish tantrum.
So, are you admitting to being a liar as well as a closeted numbskull?
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Jan,22 14:27 other posts 
Drooling meat-head! Closeted numbskull! Your sarcasm shines when you get a good night's rest!
By dgraff [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 06:22 other posts 
I certainly know that tecsan can multitask while he was sucking my knob last night he kept tap tap tapping on his computer and never missed a beat I’m not sure when but some were between oooh and ahhhh I’m going to cum he managed to send DEVO 3 copy and paste messages of emoji’s
By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 06:10 other posts 
You talking about the deva01 bitch that was sucking your dick........Damn, you had some good shrooms seeing as I am 1800 miles from your sorry ass......Now suck my dogs dick if he will let you, he does not like queers though...........
By dgraff [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 10:47 other posts 
Yeah you cheep fuck you make me pay for your airline ticket and then yet I have to drive to Harrisburg to pick you up from the airport I supposed next time you will want me to buy you dinner
By tecsan [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 05:43 other posts 
Thanks for paying my way libturd.........I mean why not it is too fucking easy..............
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 06:44 other posts  ⤴
Oh my! tecsan has admitted to flying into PA for a sexual rendezvous!
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 06:51 other posts 
Ahhhahaha yes he did
By tecsan [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:39 other posts  ⤴
You can shut the fuck up..............
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 05:41 other posts 
Piss off, ass wipe.
By tecsan [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 03:06 other posts 
See, I told you that you hated me.........Guess I was right....
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 04:34 other posts 
Look, you little weasel, no one tells me to "shut the fuck up.....", especially not you!
By tecsan [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 03:51 other posts 
Look, nobody calls me a weasel or tells me to piss off with one exception and I think you have that exception....No name calling from me, you are or I think a female.....You also put words in my mouth with the few periods too...........You want to quote, then learn to count.......
By #491031 15,Jan,22 15:57⤴
Look up "Self-fulfilling prophecy", you dolt...
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 16:13 other posts 
Damn, are you a swami too?
By #491031 15,Jan,22 16:23
"Way down upon the Swami River, far far away..."
By tecsan [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:38 other posts  ⤴
You could buy it fairy bitch, I do not care, I will still put it in the trash where it belongs with you faggot fairy......
By #491031 10,Jan,22 12:35⤴
The douche-nozzle is seriously mentally challenged. I got these two PMs from Captain Fuckoloid when I signed in today:

By tecsan 11hr ago
Sorry, I may have got the comment mixed up for someone else...Thanks for letting me know...I really have no idea who you are...

AND THEN---

By tecsan 5hr ago
vWell fuck you little bitch......Got your message fuckhead...........

I guess in the six hours between PMs he remembered me. Probably took that long for him to sober up from being all cum-drunk and stuff.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 10:09 other posts  ⤴
Tecsan you are the moron who started posting/sending 5 pages of copied text.. Fucking idiot. A copy and paste panty lass. Now, get back in yer box. Or better yet, take that old slag out for a spin in her wheelchair!

By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 05:55 other posts 
About the same as your cowardly little screen shots bitch....Now take piss ass freddy the snitch bitch out for a good blow job which you can provide.....
By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 05:58 other posts  ⤴
You are trying to engage me with you but it will not work.....Like I have said, I do not do that with girls...
By #491031 11,Jan,22 12:17
It is my understanding that there are a lot of things you don't do with girls...
By dgraff [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 18:59 other posts 
I heard that about him to
By tecsan [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:33 other posts 
Fuck off fairy bitch......
By tecsan [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:36 other posts  ⤴
You heard nothing about me fairy bitch....
By #491031 15,Jan,22 12:47
Not true.
I heard that you are a self-loathing "fairy bitch".
It's all over the forum for eveyone to see.
By tecsan [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 03:43 other posts 
Think they are referring to you and waiting for a coupon for a free blowjob from you little fairy bitch...........
By tecsan [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 05:39 other posts  ⤴
Yes, the main one is not to mistreat them....They are precious....No queer here like you bitch......
By #491031 12,Jan,22 16:59
Uh...what does that mean in English, fuckoloid?
By tecsan [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:32 other posts 
Hmmm, I dont know, you tell me....And define 'fuckoloid' while you are at it fairy.......
By #491031 13,Jan,22 10:39
A "fuckoloid" is a type of "fucktard" with fifty percent more "tard" in them.

I'll make it even easier for you.
Take a look in the nearest mirror.
That drooling nit-wit looking back at you?
That's a fuckoloid.
By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 06:00 other posts  ⤴
Oh, I am glad to see all the attention I am getting though, so please do not get me wrong..............
By Dev01 [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:56 other posts 
At the end of the day you a Homophobic moron that's vocab is very borderline retarded... poor cunt
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