Hi! I am Ian, the snarky voice in Will's head. Even though I am totally imaginary, Will and I share an account (that's a thing here, right?).
Will is the guy who posts the goofy shit.
I am in charge of the sarcasm.
That's mostly so that Will can blame me if anything in "our" comments pisses someone off.
I don't WANT to be sarcastic, but you people MAKE me do it. As a figment of the imagination, I have no will of my own. (I have a WILL of my very own, but that is a horse of a totally different flavor).
Blame me, not him.
I wonder how long Administration will leave Aurora Sky's pic in the contest. She was deleted this morning. These crack heads have spent around 200 points already keeping her at #1. We are sitting back laughing our asses off, because that pic will eventually go poof. You would think that they would click on her page at some point and realize she doesn't exist. LoL
I think James Corden is brilliant! While in London to film Late Show episodes, he popped over to Paris to introduce the Parisians to Crosswalk the Musical. Take a look at Crosswalk the Musical in Paris - Les Misérables, BRILLIANT!
CharlieNoodle and CandyPussy are gonna need us to buy them lunch this weekend. We are fixing to bankrupt their asses in points if their clan don't stop fucking with us and 2nice in Best Image. Ooops too late. Let's see them catch up now.
Hey, her Social Security check must have been deposited and they have the funds to buy points.
Don't piss them off before Sunday, they might not meet you and your missus for lunch. She might meet you alone, I heard "Charlie" wanted to fist fight you.
Is it my imagination, or has anyone else noticed a remarkable influx of MASSIVE looking cock pics being uploaded lately? I mean, some are so friggin huge I'm struggling to believe they are real, yet I cannot tell if photoshopping has occurred. There have been so many, it can't be one person.
What are you finding it difficult to believe that the average fella is not schlinging around a 8, 9, 12 inch cock? For cryin' out loud, it's the internet, everything you read or see is the gospel truth and is REAL!
A retired porn director who had directed movies for over 35 years. Was being interviewed and the reporter asked him what does a 12 inch penis look like. After 35 years in the business he replied, I don't know I've never seen one. That's a true story.
There have always been really very obvious fakes on here but you may well be right that there are far more these days. I generally just pass them by but there is a family group photo in the most popular dicks that caught my eye really stretches my belief.
Am I being too cynical?
I assumed that was the case. I actually did do a quick search but strangely came up with nothing. So do you think it is a genuine set of large guys or photoshopped. I have no evidence but I would be surprised to have 4 guys who new each other all to have such large equipment.
I wonder if duncanidaho really doesn't know the difference between his penis, a "normal dick" and 3 condoms filled with semen? Why is his picture with "3 loads" is on the Popular page reserved for "Normal Dicks"?
Ok, again anyone that can get a message to Hotpussy. Please kindly tell her or Charlie that anytime they want to meet us, we are down. You old bitch, you say for us to tell you to your face. Ok we will. Since you fucks supposedly live less then 25 miles from us. Let's meet this Sunday at Bass Pro Shops at the Dolphin Mall at 12pm. We will gladly buy you old fucks lunch. Oh and thank you.
I will bump this to the top so she doesn't have to search too far.
I expect that there will be further questions about this proposed meeting, here are several that I anticipate would be asked.
• How will they know you? Suggestion: Mrs. CountryCouple54 could wear a flower or bow in her hair. No, that's so "What ever happened to Baby Jane" creepy!
• You buying lunch is such a generous gesture. So hotpussy knows how to dress, will you be taking them to an upscale restaurant like Old Country Buffet OR Golden Corral? Real plates and utensils are such a treat! OR did you literally mean that you would buy lunch and giving them a five-spot so they could go their favorite fast food spot?
• Was this invite including a plus 1? Gee, you know Gerome is there, can he come along for a free meal, too?
Yea, I get a idea of what stuff is priced for at those stores then shop other sources to save money.
Harbor freight is the only place it is manly to use coupons! Again,sometimes I can get the stuff even cheaper from other sources and most of the time better stuff if I aint in a hurry for it.
I am a VERY outdoorsy kind of guy. We do a lot of camping and hiking. We fish (Ryan enjoys it much more than I do), and spend time on the lake when we can. I particularly enjoy spending time in our canoe.
I probably should have surmised that there was affection for the outdoors based on your early Coyote Boy adventures. Camping, hiking, fishing, canoeing..... After 8+ years, you're sharing another layer of JustWill, thank you.
The one by us in Dania Beach and the one in Islamorada in the Keys both have restaurants. It's called Islamorada Fish Company. only registered users can see external links
Oh, I had to log out and read it myself. Apparently, "Charlie" logged in and posted something over the top under Candy's username of hotpussy. Why? Because "Charlie" has an unfriendly rating and cannot post in the Forum. Candy, so concerned that "Charlie" might get tossed from the site, deleted "his" post.
Hmmmmmm, same computer, same router AND "Charlie" knows Candy's password, too. Wow! Wasn't it soooopa that Candy could go in, delete the inflammatory post made by "Charlie" but under her name to avoid him being unjustly deleted like mandy658? Remember, she made abusive remarks and was tossed.
Gee, if you ask me, it is all beginning to sound suspect. I still believe that Candy maintains multiple profiles.
I couldn't agree with you more and now the old bitch black listed me just because I caught her in a meltdown very early in the morning she most likely had no sleep and drank two bottles of cheep booze
Yea "it" used it's Wetnoodle profile to blacklist me yesterday. I don't think booze can screw your mind up that bad.I think they are mistaking collard greens for pot and smoking that.
That’s ridiculous that she can get away with holding two accounts and then she enters the best image game and votes for herself from both accounts I’m thinking of getting markis to join from my tablet running off of my router and my two phones
Will is the guy who posts the goofy shit.
I am in charge of the sarcasm.
That's mostly so that Will can blame me if anything in "our" comments pisses someone off.
I don't WANT to be sarcastic, but you people MAKE me do it. As a figment of the imagination, I have no will of my own. (I have a WILL of my very own, but that is a horse of a totally different flavor).
Blame me, not him.
only registered users can see external links
Don't piss them off before Sunday, they might not meet you and your missus for lunch. She might meet you alone, I heard "Charlie" wanted to fist fight you.
A dirty old gray box and a dirty page.
Am I being too cynical?
Same shit different day
I expect that there will be further questions about this proposed meeting, here are several that I anticipate would be asked.
• How will they know you? Suggestion: Mrs. CountryCouple54 could wear a flower or bow in her hair. No, that's so "What ever happened to Baby Jane" creepy!
• You buying lunch is such a generous gesture. So hotpussy knows how to dress, will you be taking them to an upscale restaurant like Old Country Buffet OR Golden Corral? Real plates and utensils are such a treat! OR did you literally mean that you would buy lunch and giving them a five-spot so they could go their favorite fast food spot?
• Was this invite including a plus 1? Gee, you know Gerome is there, can he come along for a free meal, too?
Bass Pro Shop (at least the one up here) sells great fudge.
Cabela's fudge is also pretty darn yummy.
Harbor freight is the only place it is manly to use coupons! Again,sometimes I can get the stuff even cheaper from other sources and most of the time better stuff if I aint in a hurry for it.
Hmmmmmm, same computer, same router AND "Charlie" knows Candy's password, too. Wow! Wasn't it soooopa that Candy could go in, delete the inflammatory post made by "Charlie" but under her name to avoid him being unjustly deleted like mandy658? Remember, she made abusive remarks and was tossed.
Gee, if you ask me, it is all beginning to sound suspect. I still believe that Candy maintains multiple profiles.
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