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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 16:25 other posts 
Californians are buying up guns after Border Patrol starts dumping thousands of migrants on streets.



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By #610414 16,Apr,24 17:29
They are needed to control the waiting lines at the porta potties. Burritos and enchiladas are very spicy.
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 19:58 other posts 
There is nothing funny about the problem you’re just lucky you’re great governor won’t allow them to dump them off in Florida good old Ron Desantis would put them on a bus and send them to Martha vineyards
By phart [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 22:28 other posts 
cat has no idea how damn good she and her neighbors have it down there except for the gators and skeeters and loose chickens and snakes.
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 19:53 other posts  ⤴
Just great a democrat state needs guns to control a problem created by democrats how ironic is that


By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 06:33 other posts 
Wow 8 clean passes in the ball game this morning
Way to go everyone must be awake this morning
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 19:05 other posts 
I saw that, did you receive 30 points?
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Apr,24 19:50 other posts 
Absolutely


By Jamie [Ignore] 15,Apr,24 14:27 other posts 
Go California keep buying guns
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By phart [Ignore] 15,Apr,24 16:03 other posts 
imagine a democrat actually getting concerned for their own safety and arming themselves? Damn, it is getting bad out there aint it? They brought it on themselves and I only wish california would fall off the coast and be a island.


By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 12,Apr,24 09:49 other posts 
The correct scientific explanation for a well-known party trick, with slomo video:
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By bella! [Ignore] 12,Apr,24 17:12 other posts 
Have you ever tried this "party trick"?
By dgraff [Ignore] 13,Apr,24 16:07 other posts 
Heck no that would be alcohol abuse
No, but I have seen friends try to do it and succeeding only once.
Even in their intoxicated state, it still hurt. They also thought it was about creating pressure, so they hit the bottle opening with their flat hand. I didn't know this scientific explanation, or I could have done it with a brick or something.

I have never been in such an intoxicated state, in my life, so I didn't try it.


By Jamie [Ignore] 11,Apr,24 12:06 other posts 
Fools for sure
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By bella! [Ignore] 11,Apr,24 12:56 other posts 
Very interesting.

So Gulf Coast Gun Busters only destroys the "receiver", the piece with the serial number. If my understanding of the visual presentation is correct, the receiver is basically just the barrel of the gun, the part where the bullet exits the gun as well as the part that produces the striations on the bullet which assists forensics in determining what gun was used in any given crime.

So Gulf Coast Gun Busters takes the other parts and sells them like a salvage yard might sell individual pieces of a car? Yeah, then the "do-it-yourself" guy or gal has their own hybrid Frankenstein gun! Clever! Forgive me, I'm just a "girl", where do you buy the barrel?
By phart [Ignore] 13,Apr,24 19:28 other posts 
Why are they being destroyed anyway? Why not ship them to ukraine instead of our expensive military weapons?


By bella! [Ignore] 13,Apr,24 11:47 other posts 
This is interesting!

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By dgraff [Ignore] 13,Apr,24 16:13 other posts 
Ok I won’t be making any salmon cakes for a while now


By bella! [Ignore] 11,Apr,24 13:29 other posts 
This is kinda fun! This is an undated video from Russia, people are using a drone to find their missing husky and spot him romping with his new buddies, big, hairy bears! Don't forget to watch the video!

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By bella! [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 08:55 other posts 
I nominate Jamie to be our official site correspondent with regard to the solar eclipse that is scheduled to happen in just hours. Jamie, pictures, please!
By #610414 08,Apr,24 11:03
NOT WITH YOUR SMART PHONE. IT CAN DAMAGE IT.
By sherryann [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 12:22 other posts 
Do people like seeing that, and what is the attraction? Is it because everyone else likes it? I an not smart enough to know much about it but like learning.
By #610414 08,Apr,24 14:16
Honestly, Sherryann, I've never saw the attraction, but, I guess it's a once in a lifetime event. I bet the TV will show it better than live.
By Jamie [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 14:29 other posts 
It's to clody don't show very good
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By #610414 08,Apr,24 14:33
Man plans, God laughs. 🤣🤣🤣
By Jamie [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 14:43 other posts 
At least it won't fuck up my eyes as they already are..
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I'm watching on tv
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 17:18 other posts  ⤴
Thank you, Jamie!
By phart [Ignore] 09,Apr,24 22:55 other posts  ⤴
would it have damaged my flip phone?
By #610414 10,Apr,24 07:17
I don't know. The warning I saw was for the iPhone and similar.
By kebmo [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 16:49 other posts  ⤴
I have family that lives very near Niagara Falls and I looked into going to visit for a few days but any flights within a week of the eclipse were about 40% more expensive than regular days. As it turned out it was a very cloudy day but I would have liked to spend time with my family. Maybe next month.
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 17:21 other posts 
I heard last week on NBC's Today Show, the cost of flying from New York City to Indianapolis was in the neighborhood of $2,000.00. If what they said was true, they also said it was cheaper to fly to Europe!
By kebmo [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 17:50 other posts 
My sister-in-law works in a hotel in Niagara Falls. I was just talking to her and she told me that the room prices of all the hotels in town doubled and there is also a two night minimum.
She has been waiting to see a specialist this morning for two months so she didn’t have to work today. She had a great view from her backyard so she had some friends over.
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 08,Apr,24 18:52 other posts 
In 2045, south florida will have a full solar eclipse, ive seen several, no big deal for me, we will be getting another eclipse the year b4 in 2044 for the northern states, thats two years in a row,,, not a once in a lifetime as the news projects.
By phart [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 13:23 other posts 
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By sherryann [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 21:02 other posts 
like that link, so glad that's over with.
By phart [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 23:28 other posts 
By biggg [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 16:42 other posts  ⤴
Uh-oh. Never seen the movie "Day of the Triffids"? The End is Nigh!


By phart [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 18:00 other posts 
When I can't go to sleep, I will play this and get damn good at faking it!

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But not until this story gets read to.
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By phart [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 13:21 other posts 
David hogg ask, "remind me how many Ar-15's Jesus owned."
Answer,"not enough to prevent him from being murdered by his government".


By bella! [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 00:10 other posts 
Did that cat say what I think he said? 😵‍💫

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By dgraff [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 05:22 other posts 
Animals can talk
Marcy yelled at snickers one night for jumping up on the bed and i could have sworn he said moma I’m just trying to sleep with Dad so I put my arm around him and settled him in beside me it was not long before he was snoring
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Apr,24 05:34 other posts 
Oh my goodness, Snickers carries on an entire conversation! Lucky Marcy, she has two hairy beasts to share the bed with!
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By bella! [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 06:10 other posts 
Geez Louise! So throughout my home in Florida, I have "nightlights" strategically placed in every room (except the bedroom) so that when it's dark, I'm still able to see to navigate around any room at anytime after the sun goes down and/or before the sun comes up! Less than 60 minutes ago, 05:23a, I wake up, need to use the toilet and creep into the bathroom only to spy this huge brown "thing" on the bottom of my bathtub. I know what it is so I turn on the light and immediately I'm in cockroach killing mode! There's good visual indication that he's already dead because he's laying on his back with his feet up! Whew! This is gonna be easy but I still go for my electronic fly swatter to make sure! I return to the bathroom to "light" this big boy up I bend down, I engage the power, press the button to engage the power, now it's time to make contact with this beast! I touch him with the swatter, I hear the zap, I see the spark and this bastard starts running around my tub! What-in-the-heck! I chase it around zapping him all the while and I'm smelling the foulest of foul smells as I'm frying his nasty butt. Finally, he's dead.

This is NOT the way that I want to start my day!
By #610414 05,Apr,24 10:05
🤣🤣🤣 You are a snowbird. The correct way to get rid of a PALMETTO BUG is to take a wad of toilet paper and shove it on top of the 🪳 legs. The legs stick to the paper. You then dump it in the toilet as you flush at the same time. And wave goodbye.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 12:25 other posts 
cat what would happen to all the flies on your ratty cunt?

By #610414 05,Apr,24 12:46
Is that what you saw as you were licking it?
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 18:06 other posts  ⤴
I was kinda okay when he was laying on his back with his legs up. I was totally taken aback when I gave him a zap "just to be sure" and the durn thing started running! This cockroach was big, as big as a date.
By #610414 05,Apr,24 20:10
Northeners are used to the German roach. It's much smaller than the monsters we have in Florida
By phart [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 21:16 other posts  ⤴
Hell he musta been big if he was the size of your date!

Some southerners keep a pair of sharp toed cowboy boots handy for going out on the town. When they come home and turn on the light they have a bunch of stomping to do and the sharp toe comes in handy when they sneek into corners.
the moving truck we used back when I was just a baby ,had them in it from the last batch of folks that moved, it took a while to get rid of them,brand new house and had to deal with them.Rid a Bug spray was what finally did the trick. Chlordane, didn't do a damn thing but stink.
By kebmo [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 18:53 other posts  ⤴
Three things.

I have never in my life seen a cockroach and I’m OK with that.

What the hell is an electric fly swatter?

My mom always referred to it as a fly spanker!
By phart [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 21:17 other posts 
Kembo,i must admit,I have saw the electric jobs but I always had the cheap 1 from the grocery store. Alot of us southern folk call them "fly Flaps" or Fly swats. The cheapo's don't last long for me because when I flap a fly, the last thing that goes thru his mind is his ass. I don't tickle them, I smash em

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Depending on where you live you can get a "assalt weapon" and have fun killing flys.
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By bella! [Ignore] 05,Apr,24 22:39 other posts  ⤴
You have never seen a cockroach? These bastards are hard to miss because they are so darn big! Like I said, what I had in my bathtub was approximately the size (in length) and color of a date. They are not plump like a date, they are flat-ish with antennas and they can run like the wind! I'm including a link to show you what they look like, the one I zapped looked like picture #2.

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phart has a link below for what I'm talking about. Basically, it looks like a tennis racket but rather thanhaving animal gut strings, they're metal on each side, you load the handle with batteries and push the button to engage the power when you're ready to strike. The bugs are electrocuted, there's sparks and the "smell of the assault" for whatever you've maimed or killed.
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 00:38 other posts 
Sorry, I have seen them and I know what they look like but I have never seen one in “person”.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 01:27 other posts 
Oh, you never saw a cockroach in "person"! What Florida refers to as a palmetto "bug" is really an extra large cockroach! I calls 'em like I sees 'em........
By BirdDog [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 01:25 other posts  ⤴
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 06:45 other posts 
You find this funny, huh? I didn't! As for how this would be rated on my "I'M SCARED SHITLESS" meter, it's not quite as bad as when the bat was in my house, the one that I live in now..... It's up there, I would say more scarier than the time I had to deal with a mouse in my second house!
By BirdDog [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 17:17 other posts 
Ms bella!, you painted quite the humourous pic in your post. I really couldn't help but laugh I only wish I could have been there!
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 23:30 other posts 
I wish you would have been here, too! I would have sent YOU into the bathroom to take care of the problem!
By BirdDog [Ignore] 09,Apr,24 22:26 other posts 
Keep the lights on! I'm on the way!
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 06:08 other posts  ⤴
They are ugly looking bastards they must be a city bug because we don’t have them in the country I’m told they are attracted to untidy houses and filthy surroundings
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At least the one from the north
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 06:54 other posts 
Yeah, and I equate roaches with filth, too. My places are not filthy, although my utility rooms in both places give me a headache because of the disorder.
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 20:44 other posts 
I equate cockroaches with heat and humidity,
neither of which are happening on the prairies
of Canada today!

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By phart [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 20:22 other posts 
Yep, roach's usually are around where it is dirty, but not always.THey had to close a local cafeteria because of them.
By #610414 06,Apr,24 07:23⤴
Palmetto bugs come into the house by air. They have wings. Once inside they can multiply. Regular spraying with an insecticide is a must in Florida.
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 12:37 other posts 
Yikes 😱 another reason i stay in Pennsylvania
By #610414 06,Apr,24 13:04
Yes, please do so.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Apr,24 23:37 other posts  ⤴
I would like to think that I would have noticed something the size of a date OR a smaller cat turd flying into my house. And yes, I know that I should have a service that sprays monthly. Heck, everyone here feels like the Truly Nolen service person is more like a "family" member!
By #610414 07,Apr,24 00:15
We have a five year contract with a house tenting every five years. We use a local service.
By Biguyfrfun [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 05:33 other posts  ⤴
I had a similar experience once on holiday, woke up one morning to find a cockroach in my bath. I suspect he came up through the drain. I had limited resources available to me to deal with him, no swatter or zapper, but I did have a kettle in my room. I boiled it and poured it on him. Killed him instantly and sterilised the area all in one. Just an option to consider if you find yourself in that situation again…
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 12:29 other posts 
Thank you for the tip. At 05:23a, my focus was on using the toilet and getting back into bed. Again, I really thought that darn cockroach was dead when I spied him laying on his back with his legs up! Never in my mind did I think that my "just to be sure" zap with the electronic fly swatter did I ever think I was going to have to "chase" him. Those darn palmetto bugs are not only creppy and ugly, they are filthy too, the darn thing had defecated in the bathtub. My day began earlier than I had hoped and the altercation with Mr. Cockroach was merely a bump in the road....
By #610414 07,Apr,24 12:34⤴
We go through a nightly ritual in this subtropical climate I live in (these days it's tropical). We stopper all sink and tub drains an close all toilet seats. During the day too. We also keep outside doors open to a minimum. That includes the garage.
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 13:09 other posts 
I realize you have responded to Biguyfrfun, although I don't "stopper" my sinks altogether, I do have the mesh "thingies" that I drop in the drain(s) so that hair and/or big things don't accidentally fall in and become a problem. As for the toilet, I can't imagine that lowering the lid would keep the Palmetto bug from entering however I'm willing to give it a go! I know when I leave in a few weeks, I'm going to cover the toilet bowl opening with saran wrap to keep creepy crawlies out while I'm away!
By phart [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 13:26 other posts 
Blocking the light i think is the idea

You know, "go the light" is instinctive in most creatures if they are in the dark.even though some humans don't have enough sense to know it could be a train.
And we all know it is dark down there with the turds and such, so if the bug makes his way up the toilet pipes and sees light,out he goes.
By #610414 07,Apr,24 13:54⤴
Good idea to cover the toilet. Closing the lid is NOT to keep roaches out. It's to keep snakes in. Drive back carefully.
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 15:26 other posts 
Thank you. Right now I'm charting my course.
By #610414 07,Apr,24 14:11⤴
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dgraff

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By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Apr,24 17:11 other posts 
Good song 🎶


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